Laughing Myself to Death, Family!

6 p.m.

Fry the eggs and cut them into large pieces. Once the oil was hot, sauté the scallions and ginger until fragrant, add the White Jade Mushrooms and stir-fry until they released their juices. Pour in boiling water, add the fried eggs and greens, cover, and simmer for five minutes. Done!

Very soon, a bowl of mushroom, fried egg, and vegetable soup was served on the table.

One sip of the delicious broth made his whole body feel refreshed.

After dinner, Tang Song leaned back comfortably on the sofa and opened Little Red Book.

His follower count had already reached 102.

He checked the post he had published yesterday.

Thanks to the good title, it had already surpassed 3,000 views, with 210 likes and 78 comments.

For a new account, that was incredibly popular.

He checked the Comment Section.

Most people were giving him suggestions.

Pat Pat: "Judging by the upper half of your face, your skin is pretty bad. I suggest you start wearing makeup."

Bamboo Garden: "Pay attention to your outfits. Leave some loose bangs, and it'll look much better."

Skinny sve: "Try workwear style. I think it suits you really well."

There were also plenty of bystanders asking how his meeting with the goddess had gone today. Some had even sent him private messages urging him to post an update.

Yao Yao Ling's comment had been pushed to the very top, with quite a lot of likes and replies.

Thinking of the achievement and item rewards he had received after surpassing 100 followers, Tang Song decided to properly manage his account.

He only had 100 followers now. Once he reached 1,000, or even 10,000, would even bigger rewards be waiting for him?

And as his visibility increased, he could attract more people to help him transform himself and make a comeback.

Two birds with one stone. He was winning big!

As soon as the thought came to him, Tang Song acted on it. He first took a shower, changed into the outfit Yao Yao Ling had suggested, put on a mask, and took a full-body photo.

The outfit itself was fine. It suited his current body type very well.

But without the support of hair clay and styling spray, his hair instantly collapsed into a full-on Pot Lid Head, ugly in a uniquely distinctive way.

Whenever Tang Song looked at the words "Micro Layered Cut" now, his head started to ache.

He had to salvage this!

He created a new post and uploaded the photo.

Besides comparison photos from before and after his transformation, he also included a screenshot of Yao Yao Ling's comment.

Title: Listening to Advice Transformation, Day 7: Changed My Outfit, Got a Micro Layered Cut

Text: Thanks for everyone's suggestions. I've already had dinner with the goddess, but my hairstyle seems to have gone a little wrong (#Crying). How do you think I can save it?

Topics: #OrdinaryPersonTransformation, #ListeningToAdvice, #Transformation, #Comeback, #Fail

He tapped publish.

Tang Song put down his Mobile Phone, sat in front of his computer, and began searching for classic books that suited him.

Reading truly was meaningful. It could even influence a person's mindset, way of thinking, and values, and was an essential part of self-improvement.

Therefore, he did not intend to treat it as a task to complete. Instead, he wanted to find books he genuinely liked and cultivate reading into a long-term hobby.

Star Garden Residential Area, Building 8.

"Hahahaha~"

"Hahahaha~ Hic—"

Yao Lingling hugged her Mobile Phone and rolled wildly around on the sofa, laughing so hard her face had turned into a meme.

Zhang Jiahong, who was studying public service exam basics, knocked on the table. "Ling Ling, can you stop overreacting like that? If I fail the civil service exam, are you going to support me?"

"I can't, I can't! I'm laughing myself to death, family!"

Li Shumin, who loved joining in on the excitement, immediately darted over. "What is it, Ling Ling? What's so funny? Hisoka!"

"Cough, cough, cough~" Yao Lingling struggled to control her expression. "Isn't the Advice-Following Style really popular lately? There's this blogger I follow on Little Red Book. Yesterday, I gave him some advice on his outfit and hairstyle. Today, he actually followed it, and even went on a date with a goddess!"

"That's it?" Li Shumin pouted and knocked on her head. "What a waste of expressions!"

Yao Lingling handed her the Mobile Phone and said excitedly, "Take a look at the results of his transformation!"

Li Shumin took the phone and gave it a glance. With a snort, she burst into laughter along with her. "This... this cool Pot Lid Head is really something."

Even Zhang Jiahong, who had been focused on studying, couldn't resist. She jogged over to join them.

After quite a while.

Li Shumin patted her butt and said with a grin, "Ling Ling really does harm people! Micro Layered Cuts depend too much on luck. Even with the same Tony, it might turn out well this time but fail the next."

Zhang Jiahong said maliciously, "If the goddess dislikes him because of this, you'll have to take responsibility!"

Yao Lingling stuck out her tongue. "I meant well. I'd always heard that hairstyle was handsome, so I recommended it to him.

But I really was wrong. I didn't take his hair texture into consideration.

It looks like I, Yao Lingling, have to step in and help him change his fate against the heavens!

Shumin! Doesn't your family run a barbershop? Go give him some hairstyle advice in the post!

Jia Hong! Haven't you taken body-shaping classes? Help give him some useful suggestions.

This young man really listens to advice and has great execution. Let's just treat it like playing a Simulation Game."

Li Shumin's mouth twitched. "Good lord, you've actually got me all fired up."

"I don't have time. I still need to prepare for the civil service exam!"

Yao Lingling brought out her ultimate weapon. "I'll treat you two to River Snail Rice Noodles tomorrow! With fried eggs and grilled sausages!"

"Deal!"

"It's a promise!"

9 p.m.

Tang Song stretched and rolled his neck.

After careful selection, he had already decided on the first five books he would read.

"The Crowd," "To Live," "Cognitive Nature," "The Moon and Sixpence," and "Influence."

They were generally between 100,000 and 200,000 words long. If he read quickly, he could finish one in a day or two.

They were all subjects he was interested in, too.

After standing up and moving around a little, he opened Little Red Book and immediately received a pile of notifications for follows, likes, and comments.

He opened the post he had just published.

It had only been posted for two hours, yet it already had 220 likes and 101 comments.

"Did I go viral!?" Tang Song stared at his stats in disbelief.

He opened the Comment Section and scrolled through it. Tang Song soon understood why it had gotten so much traffic.

Xiaomo: "Micro Layered Cut? More like a classic Pot Lid Head!"

Li Maimeng: "Tony: I admit there was an element of gambling involved. Unfortunately, you were the one who lost."

Pat Pat: "I just love watching transformation posts like this crash and burn. Hahahaha!"

The Pot Lid Head photo after his transformation, used as the main image, had attracted a huge number of netizens looking for entertainment.

Many joke comments had more likes than his post itself.

Of course, there were also people offering genuine advice.

Yao Yao Ling: "Alright, my fault! As for your hairstyle, I found you a professional @Minmin. To help you win back the goddess, I've decided to supervise your transformation from now on! Here's my advice: first of all, guys need skincare too. A clean face really improves girls' good impression of you, and your skin isn't great. My suggestion is..."

Minmin: "This layered cut really doesn't suit you. Listen to me and go straight for an American Front Spike. You only need to make some minor adjustments to what you have now. It's fresh, easy to maintain, faded on both sides, and after naturally blow-drying it, just grab some hair clay and tousle it with your hands. American Front Spike.jpg"

Tang Song opened the reference image and took a look. This hairstyle really was much fresher and suited him well while he was losing weight.

After replying to some netizens in the Comment Section, Tang Song checked the time. It was 9:40 p.m.

He put down his Mobile Phone, washed up, turned off the lights, lay down, and stared blankly into space.

Through a search engine, he had finally seen Secretary Jin in real life.

She had not disappointed him. In fact, she far exceeded his expectations and matched the character in the game very closely.

A body with golden proportions, big breasts, a slim waist, perky hips, and long legs...

As Tang Song thought of what she looked like, his breathing gradually became steady and even, and before he knew it, he had fallen asleep.