On this day, Gudako next door found Ritsuka Fujimaru (male) from Chaldea here.
"Hey, Fujimaru, I heard that your Emiya can Projection anything, is that true?"
Ritsuka Fujimaru touched his head and said uncertainly, "It seems to be an answer, but Mr. Emiya always Projection comes up with some strange things."
"What?"
"In his own words, it's probably Type 96 Light Machine Gun, Grenade Launcher Mortar. Last time Mage's Association came to make trouble, he used these things to reason with them."
"... Okay. Fujimaru, I have a favor that I need Mr. Emiya from your place to do. Can you help introduce him?"
Ritsuka Fujimaru didn't think too much at the time, and he was satisfied.
——Chaldea Kitchen——
Shirou, Red A, Black A and Muramasa are busy for a new day. The people responsible for helping are Miss Boudica and Tamamo Cat, and of course, there is also Kali who is not helping.
Opposite them, waiting for the meal, were various models of idiots, Blue Saber, Black Saber, Lancer Saber, Lancer Saber, Black Lancer Saber, Christmas Saber, Rider Saber, Mysterious Heroine X, Mysterious Heroine X·alter and Bunny Saber. A total of ten equal parts of stupid hair.
It turns out that it was very wise for the former director to wish for unlimited money from the Holy Grail. Otherwise, just these idiots can destroy Chaldea.
Red A, Black A, and Muramasa looked at each other, and then looked at a certain guy who was enjoying it with eyes that hated iron and steel. Finally he sighed, "So, why are we destined to be cooks?"
Standing aside in a daze, Tiamat wanted to cook but could only make dark dishes. "Aaaaa?"
At this time, the door of the cafeteria was pushed open again, and this time the person who came in was the gender-nonconforming Ritsuka Fujimaru.
"Mr. Emiya!"
"What?"×3
"Uh... no, we are looking for the white one..."
"Oh, looking for your——"
"Looking for your——"
"What?"
Shirou just put the chicken in the pot and looked up blankly.
Red A and Black A looked at each other in tacit understanding, nodded to each other, and finally carried the unprepared Shirou to the door of the kitchen, and kicked Shirou on the buttocks and kicked him out of the kitchen.
Damn it, this guy has been unhappy for a long time!
"Uh, Fujimaru, what do you want from me?" Shirou asked Ritsuka Fujimaru, who pulled Gudako over.
"Hey, Emiya. I heard you can do anything Projection, that's what you're saying!"
"Ah, that's right. Is there anything you want?"
Gudako nodded confidently, then took out a sandalwood box from behind and opened the box. Inside was a shiny piece of Saint Quartz.
"Uh, this... I don't think it's possible..."
Gudako: "I think it's okay."
Shirou: "But I think such unfair and cheating behavior is unfair!"
Gudako: "No, you have done enough."
Shirou: "Then let's... give it a try?"
Gudako: "The summoning room is rising!"
Half an hour later, Mashu, Da Vinci and Dr. Roman hurried to the door of the summoning room. Then the door was suddenly squeezed open by something unknown, and the colorful glances simply dazzled Da Vinci's eyes.
These are all Saint Quartz!
"I feel like I've become so useless that I should give up my pills." This is Ritsuka Fujimaru.
"But I only got Projection 100 million dots!" This was Shirou. At this time, he stretched out two fingers to compare the 100 million dots.
Mashu: "That's the Galaxy at your fingertips, definitely!"
Only Gudako's reaction was like this. "Wow, hoo, I'm so happy. With all this, Heroic Spirit doesn't have anything I want! Golden Flash, Arjuna, Saber, Little Sun! Wow, I'm so happy~"
"Hey, doctor. Shouldn't I agree to this guy?"
"Did you just know?"
Dr. Roman Covered his stomach, it felt like stomachache. No, I have to go to Onimaius after get off work to get some stomach medicine!
Yes, that's gone.
Happy April Fools' Day!