It was a noon with beautiful weather, but the sun was too bright, so Shirou and Sella took their quilts to the door to dry them.
And when Shirou came from outside, a group of unknown unknown objects were lying on the quilt and making even breathing sounds.
"Is this Foreigner's fault?" Kiritsugu calmly looked at the scene in front of him. Servant's fault would be conveyed to Master in the form of a dream through a contract. This is the first time I have seen Kiritsugu.
"Eh? What is this?"
Shirou looked at the unknown object on the cup vaguely. He didn't remember that there was such an object when he was drying the quilt.
Out of curiosity, Shirou stretched out his hand towards the mass.
"Ah~ it's Shirou!"
"Illya?!" ("Is it Illya?")
Kiritsugu, as a bystander, and Shirou, as a person involved, each showed varying degrees of surprise.
"Why are you here? The quilt you just dried will be messed up!"
"But it's very comfortable here, it's warm and smells great."
Illya's voice was light and cute, making Kiritsugu Emiya, his biological father, almost melt.
"Of course the quilt is comfortable and warm after being exposed to the sun... No, now is not the time to talk about this. Come on, Illya, get up quickly, or Sella will lose his temper again."
Shirou also wanted to pull Illya up, but Illya directly stretched out his hand and pulled Shirou into a 𪣻criminal.
"Come on, Shirou, come and sleep together!"
"I told you that Sella will be angry!"
As we all know, Sella is a very hot-tempered android, which is the opposite of the strong-willed Rieselt who is gradually becoming a cute pet.
"Shirou Be good, I'm your sister, you have to be obedient!"
Illya held Shirou's head and gently stroked Shirou's head like he was coaxing his younger brother.
So why are you acting like a sister now? Don't you usually pretend to be a sister and act coquettishly?
As a bystander, Kiritsugu stared with dead eyes, why in my dream, the thoughts in this guy's heart were read out like Pang Dong?
Although it was not a pleasant feeling to have his head touched like this, Shirou did not struggle any more. With his strength, it was easy to break away from Illya, but it was also easy to injure Illya.
——Inhalfanhour——(Kiritsugu: What's the matter with Spongebob's sense of déjà vu?)
"!!! Look what Miss Okita found! However, it would be better to wake them up, but I don't think it would disturb them."
Our Miss Okita took three seconds to make up his mind. Since he can't stop it, he will join them^0^~
"Master is a very vigilant person. If you want to succeed, Miss Okita I need to be gentle..."
"What are you doing?"
The familiar voice startled Okita Souji, and he almost screamed out of fright.
"Mas—"
Shirou blocked Souji Okita's mouth with his backhand. ", stay quiet, Illya is still sleeping!"
Looking at Illya who was still sleeping soundly, Okita Souji nodded in understanding to show that he understood.
"Isn't Master sleeping? (Quietly)"
"I'm not the type who doesn't need sleep." Shirou smiled proudly, although he didn't know what he was proud of.
"The relationship between Master and Miss Illya is really bad!"
Okita Souji said with a smile, and then she vomited blood.
"Hey, you guy, don't vomit blood casually!"
As a bystander, Kiritsugu looked at the scene in front of him with the color of salted fish. What happened to Servant who had the same face as Saber?
A comedian?
"But there is nothing I can do. I really can't bear to refuse Illya, so I can only accompany her for a while." Shirou stared at the ceiling like a salted fish looking at the sky, and then laughed, "Well, after all, I will be scolded by that old-fashioned guy Sella."
"Since you know, why don't you admonish Miss Illya and still accompany her to fool around?"
Although there was no tone of voice that could be heard, Shirou could clearly feel the aura of the owner of the voice.
Facing Angry Birds... ah, angry Sella, Shirou showed no fear, because I'm used to it.
So at this moment, he just said calmly, "Oh, it's over!"
"Can you give me an explanation, Master?"
"I'm sorry!"
Although he apologized, Shirou himself did not move at all and seemed completely insincere.
Oops, Illya is still sleeping after all. If you move too much, you will wake them up~
"Then what?"
"No more."
"You should be enlightened."
"Yeah!"
Sella looked at the two people in front of him angrily, then grabbed Shirou by the collar, threw him out of the trap, and hit him in the Einzbern castle.
Sella's muscle strength is only 1.5 tons, but this guy also learned Magecraft, making him the third most accomplished Magecraft in the family, second only to Natalia and Illya.
Of course, even if the enhanced Magecraft is used, it does not mean that Sella can compete with Shirou. But Shirou is a typical outsider and a coward. Anyone from Emiya family can KO him without being reasonable.
Because the head in her arms suddenly disappeared, Illya woke up after groping several times to no avail. Then she saw Sella, who was breathing heavily.
"!!!"
I don't know why, but Illya suddenly woke up.
"... That, Sella..."
"Miss, I've told you many times, don't drag the young master along with you!"
"..."
Seeing that Illya didn't respond, Sella grabbed Illya's ear, and then pulled hard——
"It hurts, it hurts, I just want to take a nap with Shirou!"
Separated by a wall, our Miss Okita was trembling. "Wow~ It's terrible. Today's Miss Sella is also terrible. Miss Okita is a big failure... ugh!"
In the distance, Kiritsugu in the dream took a sip of tea peacefully. "Ah, everyone is getting along very well today, right?"
As a bystander, Kiritsugu saw himself with a peaceful face, and then expressed doubts about Shirou's true identity.
First of all, his daughter is a young lady. If this is the case, then the master is almost himself. And then my weird Servant is the young master again, so he is my... cub?
Stop making trouble. If that kid is so good at fighting, why is his father such a bad guy?
... But, it feels real. Is that kid really my cub?
Then Kiritsugu felt a pain in his head, and then he woke up.
"Really, don't let me have weird dreams!"
"I don't have time for you to dream, kid. That Caster Master has appeared. Do you want to kill him?"
As soon as he heard this, Kiritsugu immediately became energetic. As long as that madman is killed, then Kenneth will not be able to get the extra curse = Kenneth will only have one stroke of the curse = he will be able to steal Master next time.
So——
"Kill him, Natalia!"