The voice of Tesla came immediately...
Ein? Did Ein come to see Tesla before?
Ling Feng was about to say it was him, but the door opened?
Then...
Ling Feng saw a two-piece pink and white striped suit with upper and lower parts...
Ling Feng "???" This is... Ein said you don't regret it?
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Chapter 715: Bujidao Shi Shui's theory of obesity!
"Ahhhhh..."
"Pa..."
"What do you want, you pervert?"
"You opened the door yourself."
"Get out!"
"..."
After knowing what it felt like to be hit in the face by a slipper, Ling Feng silently returned to the living room. That girl was too cruel...
At this time, Ein was still sitting calmly in front of the computer, looking at Ling Feng with a half-smile. Based on Tesla's reaction and the slipper marks on Ling Feng's face, it can be basically concluded that Ling Feng has seen what he wanted to see.
"Ein, did you do this on purpose?"
Looking at Ein's expression, Ling Feng knew that this girl definitely did it on purpose, absolutely.
"Well, it was indeed intentional!"
Ein also admitted readily, but did not intend to apologize. He just smiled and said, "But you are not at a disadvantage. You know, apart from me, you are the first person to see Tesla dressed like this. Let me guess, Tesla's color today... should still be pink, and it is striped, right?"
Ling Feng"..."
Ling Feng turned away, not wanting to talk to Ein, Ein, you have changed, and you are becoming more and more fond of teasing me, "Okay, don't be angry, I am here to help you."
Helpless, Ein had no choice but to comfort Ling Feng. Although she knew that Ling Feng was not really angry, after all, she had tricked him. It was not a big problem to apologize or something.
"Help me?"
Ling Feng forcibly resisted the urge to press Ein to the ground and rubbed it, and sneered, "If Tesla hadn't only had slippers in her hands, and if Tesla had held a rocket launcher in her hands, do you believe she would have fired at me without hesitation?"
"It doesn't matter, the rocket launcher poses a limited threat to you, and you can also fire at her in the future."
Ein still smiled and continued, "Don't worry, Tesla is not that stingy. As long as you apologize later, it will be as if it never happened. In the final analysis, it is because the generation gap between you is too big, so Tesla will resist. If..."
"What if the person who just opened the door was not Tesla, but Kiana or Mei, or Yae Sakura? Do you think they would attack you? So, this cannot be blamed on Tesla. If it is, it can only be blamed on you for not increasing Tesla's favorability."
"So, is this the reason why you asked me to find Tesla?"
Ling Feng seems a little sad. What will Tesla do when he comes down later?
"Haha, Ein, is it you?"
Suddenly, the voice of Tesla came from behind Ein...
"Tesla?"
Ein hurriedly wanted to escape...
"Don't even think about it!"
Tesla directly pressed down Ein with his hands from behind the sofa, then clenched his fists and punched Ein hard on the head, "You idiot, bad guy, I just feel strange, why did that pervert come to me so early in the morning? It was you who instigated it!"
"Uh-huh-huh... it hurts, it hurts, my head is about to split, let go quickly, Tesla..."
Ein also screamed in pain and punched his head with his fist. Although it didn't cause any real damage, it really hurt. It hurt so much...
"You know it hurts now?"
But Tesla had no intention of sparing Ein. Instead, he pressed harder, "Rest makes me let go. Today I have to let you know what cruelty is."
"Ling Feng, don't look at it, save me..."
Ein has completely lost the ability to resist at this time, and does not dare to move his body, because if he moves randomly, it will hurt more...
"Um..."
Ling Feng wants to help. After all, she is Ein, but... just be angry for another ten seconds and then save her after ten seconds.
Ein suddenly bent down to get rid of Tesla, but Tesla also rushed forward, and then the two of them fell on the sofa together...
After another struggle, Tesla pressed Ein on the sofa. One of the slings on his shoulders also fell off, but he still refused to give up and pressed Ein firmly under him.
However, the posture is a bit ambiguous.
Ling Feng "..." I said, are you planning to transcend gender boundaries and be together forever?
"Wow, what are you doing?"
While the two were fighting, Kiana also came downstairs, still yawning... No, looking at this girl's temperament and Kiana's snooze attribute, this is definitely True Kiana.
"Kiana Wife, why did you get up so early?"
Ling Feng looked at her curiously. Although this girl didn't sleep in, she didn't usually get up so early.
"Woke up."
True Kiana stretched helplessly and said with a wry smile, "I was woken up just now by the sound of ahhhhhh coming from downstairs. Then when I went downstairs, I heard the voices of Ein and Tesla. Then when I came in, I saw Chang Wei calling Laifu?"
"I'm not Laifu?"
Seeing that other people had come, and Ein had also learned the lesson he deserved, Tesla had no choice but to get up from Ein angrily. We will settle our feud later!
"But you are very noisy. It's so early in the morning. Why are you so noisy?"
At this time, Project Bunny also came down with Bronya and Seele, and it was Bronya who just spoke!
"Did the captain get up so early too? Was he woken up?"
As soon as Seele saw Ling Feng, his attention immediately shifted to Ling Feng.
"Uh oh oh..."
After Tesla finished torturing himself, Ein also sat up from the sofa while rubbing his head, and said calmly, "We... were discussing the pink and white striped fat man."
Tesla "???"
Tesla wants to beat someone up again, but this time he wants to beat up Ling Feng even more. It must be the bastard Ling Feng who told Ein!
"Pink and white stripes? Who would wear that color?"
True Kiana laughed immediately. It wasn't that she thought there was anything wrong with wearing pink and white stripes, it was just that she felt... a little strange.
Tesla decisively shut up, I endured it, because if I jumped out at this time, it would be playing into my own hands.
"Pangci? I think solid colors are better."
Suddenly, Yae Sakura also appeared, standing behind Ling Feng, thinking as he said, "I know the concept of fat times is actually not long ago. At first, my husband gave me a blue and white striped one, and then I changed it to a single white one because it looks cleaner, and I also like white."
"No matter what color it is, just whatever you like!"
True Kiana also spread his hands. He was not very interested in this topic because he discussed fat times early in the morning. If outsiders saw it, he would be collectively accused of being a pervert, right? Well... there is one person who is not unjust!
"Wrong."
However, Ein strongly refuted True Kiana's words, "Actually, the color of fatness depends on the personality. The world-famous anthropologist Bujidao Shi Shui once said..."
Ling Feng "..." Who is Bujidao Shi Shui? Rita seems to have mentioned him too...
I saw that the temperament of Ein suddenly changed dramatically, becoming sacred and majestic, and said seriously, "Pangzi represents the essence of human beings. It is precisely because humans can always hide their nature, so they will reveal part of it unconsciously. Choosing the fatness you like is exactly the choice of human beings on their own nature. Take the pink and white stripes for example..."
"Fans represent desire, white represents innocence, and mixing the two colors is to hide the inner desire with the innocence of the appearance. It also represents the duality of the owner, so... people with pink and white stripes are generally tsundere who are pure on the outside but extremely long for love on the inside!"
Ling Feng"(°Д°)"
Tesla"(▼ Pan ▼#)"
Chapter 716: Baby Dragon, go on a hunger strike!
Seeing that everyone was quiet, Ein continued to reason, "So, different fat times have different natures. As for other colors and styles, I won't introduce them one by one."
For the sake of his own life safety, Ein decided to stop here. If he revealed someone's pink and white stripes, he would probably disappear completely on the physical level.
"Ask a question, if you don't wear fat clothes, what is the nature of your reaction?"
With a thirst for knowledge, Bronya wants to know what his nature is if he doesn't wear fat clothes.
"This is freedom!"
Ein slightly raised his head to look at the sky at 45 degrees, and said leisurely, "Unfettered, free, without the constraints of fatness, completely releasing his natural nature. This is a person who symbolizes freedom and freedom."
"The person who symbolizes freedom..."
Seele murmured to himself, and then thought of that man, the man who symbolized freedom and philosophy. If Sister Bronya also symbolizes freedom, then...
Seele A bad picture appeared in his mind.
"Bronya, aren't you wearing fat clothes?"
Seeing that Bronya actually asked this question, Ling Feng couldn't help but asked curiously, but... it shouldn't be, this girl seems to be wearing something all the time.
"No, Bronya has always been worn. I just asked for help from people who don't want to wear fat clothes."
Bronya shook his head...
People who don't wear fat clothes...
Ling Feng can only think of Queen, right? It's been almost half a year since that girl lived in the apartment. Hasn't she gotten rid of her habit of sleeping in a vacuum? Please, it's not as safe outside as in Imaginary Space.
"Okay."
Tesla slapped the table and hummed, "Stop discussing the topic of Fatty here so early in the morning. Are you perverts? Eat breakfast!"
"Breakfast will have to wait a while."
Yae Sakura said...
"Then wait!"
No matter what, Tesla never wants to hear the word "fat times" again. It's a shame, it's a shame, it's simply a shame!
After breakfast, Baby Dragon still didn't come out. It seems that the girl slept in again. This is normal. They say that pets are like their owners. Even Queen, as the owner, likes to sleep in. It is completely normal for Baby Dragon to sleep in.
Finally, Ling Feng came to Queen's room around 8:30, carefully woke up Queen, and brought Baby Dragon downstairs...
"Queen Wife, eat it, this is for the cold breakfast."
Ling Feng handed Queen a bowl of porridge that had been left for ten minutes. At this temperature, it was neither cold nor hot, so it was very suitable for eating!
"Yeah."
Queen was obviously used to this kind of life, so he happily took it and started eating it.
"Haaahhh..."
Bella, who was sitting on the dining table, was still yawning, but still instinctively picked up the bowl on the table to serve herself a bowl of porridge. She didn't envy Ling Feng preparing breakfast for Queen at all, well, I didn't envy it at all!
"Bella, you can't eat it."
However, just when Bella was about to serve the rice, Ein pressed Bella's hand...
"Eh? Why?"
With the strength of Ein, it was naturally impossible to hold down Bella, but Bella did not dare to move, and just looked at Ein with some confusion.
"Because... our investigation on you is not over yet. Now I hope you can cooperate with me in conducting a two-day hunger study. In other words..."
Ling Feng smiled slightly and said, "I need you not to eat anything during these two days, whether it is chicken wings or other things, you are not allowed to eat anything?"
"Eh? This... don't, the dragon will starve to death."