"Stop fighting!"
Higashino Kanade stepped forward to stop them, bitterness filling his heart.
What was Artoria doing? How could she even get jealous of herself? They were both my wives—which one am I supposed to help?
"Is this a war being fought over Kanade? Interesting. Count me in."
Seeing this, the passing Southern Hemisphere joined the fight as well. The already tense situation became even more chaotic, and the commotion drew more and more Artorias into the battle.
"I'm joining too. Kanade is mine."
Archer Lily joined the fight.
"A battle for honor—I cannot lose!"
Christmas Saber joined the fight.
"Are you using a fight to decide who gets the prize? Is Saber here? Then I'm in too!"
The newly arrived Mysterious Heroine X joined the fight.
"Umu~ You're fighting over Higashino Kanade? Interesting. I shall join as well. I will not let such a handsome man slip away."
A certain Red Saber who was not Artoria joined the fight.
"Wait! Why are you hitting me? I was just passing by! I don't want to fight."
Okita Souji got caught in the crossfire and was forced into the fight.
"Stop! Chaldea is going to be torn apart! All of you, stop fighting! Urgh—"
For a time, chaos reigned. Higashino Kanade stepped forward to break up the fight, only to take a kick to the lower abdomen from who knew where and get sent flying more than ten meters.
"Cough, cough—someone stop all this!"
Higashino Kanade looked despairingly at the ever-expanding melee, trembling. A battlefield of romantic rivals was truly terrifying. Was this the punishment for being a scumbag?
Suddenly, a pair of hands slipped beneath Higashino Kanade's arms and pulled him away from the edge of the melee, dragging him into a storage room.
"Thank you for saving my life."