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This time, the three young nurses came carrying medical instruments.
Seeing the scene, they hurriedly set the instruments aside.
Then, flustered, they helped Guo Xiaofeng onto the bed.
"This patient... ah, Student Guo, please calm down first!"
"You only have one head, not many!"
At that moment.
Guo Xiaofeng's face was a mess of snot and tears.
He clung tightly to one nurse's arm.
Shouting in a tearful voice, "Take a good look, I really do have a whole bunch of heads!"
"Wah wah wah! Help me... I don't want to be a monster!"
The three young nurses exchanged glances.
One of them thought for a moment, then quickly left the ward.
Before long, she returned with a full-length mirror.
She placed the mirror in front of Guo Xiaofeng.
"Student Guo, take a good look!"
"Your head and legs are just fine—nothing extra, nothing extra."
Guo Xiaofeng instinctively looked at the mirror in front of him.
Sure enough, he only had one head in the reflection.
He turned his neck slightly.
That single head in the mirror turned along with him.
Seeing this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Could it be that he'd been too stressed these past two days and was hallucinating?
One of the young nurses said with a smile, "Student Guo, your recovery is going very well. You can be discharged in a few days—don't put too much mental pressure on yourself."
A hint of impatience crept into Guo Xiaofeng's eyes.
"Alright, alright, got it."
"Leave the mirror by the bed, and the three of you get out."
At any other time.
Seeing these three pretty nurses, Guo Xiaofeng would have tried to chat them up.
Preferably getting their contact info.
But now...
A string of little brothers.
Like a peacock's tail fanned out in a row.
And every single one was limp and weak, unable to stand up at all.
He'd completely lost interest in women.
The three young nurses exchanged a look and all pursed their lips.
But they didn't show anything.
Instead, they used the medical instruments they'd brought to stop Guo Xiaofeng's bleeding.
And reinserted the tubes he'd yanked out.
Finally, facing Guo Xiaofeng's impatient glare.
They gave him a few gentle reminders.
Then left the ward.
Meanwhile.
On the other side, in Ge Yanxia's ward.
She was tugging on the arm of the attending physician beside her.
"I, I think I heard Xiao Feng's voice."
"How is he, is he okay..."
The middle-aged attending physician thought for a moment.
Then said seriously, "Before your son was brought in, his head was caught in an elevator door."
"It's left his mental state a bit unstable."
As he spoke, the Attending Physician cast another sympathetic look at the woman before him, who seemed somewhat ridiculous.
A son that big, and he turned out to be a deformed child.
Still.
What the hell did this whole family eat growing up?
Every single one of them had come down with this strange disease in perfect unison.
After a pause, the Attending Physician looked at Ge Yanxia on the hospital bed.
"But put your hearts at ease."
"Captain Wu is my benefactor. He once saved my life in the Wilderness Area."
"Since you were sent here by Captain Wu, I, Lu Zhengxiong, will give it my all to cure you!"
Ge Yanxia, already swollen into a ball on the bed, finally relaxed a little.
She slowly closed her eyes.
"If I'd known earlier, I would have sent that little wretch Jiang Fu to you back then..."
Lu Zhengxiong smiled. "If you'd sent him to me earlier, he'd have been dead long ago."
Jiang Fu sat on the bench by the flowerbed downstairs.
"Captain Wu is your benefactor?"
"Doesn't that make him my enemy?"
"...In that case, you two can turn against each other."
Suddenly.
A playful smile crept across Jiang Fu's face.
"...Multiply by Ten."
At that very moment.
Guo Xiaofeng lay quietly in bed.
He tilted his head, looking at his own face in the mirror beside the bed.
On his phone.
Messages from Han Ruobing kept coming in one after another.
He'd lost all interest in replying.
All of a sudden.
Guo Xiaofeng's eyes went wide.
He stared blankly at the mirror...
A string of himself.
Then.
He whipped his head around.
And came face-to-face with... a pile of himself, staring back.
"What the hell!! Who the fuck are you guys!!"
"Why are you in my bed!!"
"Who are you!! I haven't asked you yet, who the hell are you!!!"
"What the fuck, who are you guys!!!"
"I'm Guo Xiaofeng, who the fuck are you!!!"
"I'm the real Guo Xiaofeng!!"
"If you're Guo Xiaofeng, then who am I!!"
"Who the hell knows who you are!! Be whoever you want!!!"
"What the fuck, you dare hit me!!"
"I'll kill you all!!!"
"Ahhh ahhh ahhh!"
In an instant.
The ward erupted into chaos.
Ten Guo Xiaofengs piled together in a mess, wildly brawling.
Hospital beds, equipment.
All of it was overturned.
Lu Zhengxiong and the nurses heard the commotion from over here.
By the time they rushed over, they saw Guo Xiaofeng covered in blood, sporting a pair of panda eyes, sitting on the overturned hospital bed.
One hand was clutching his own collar, while the other was slapping himself across the face, over and over.
His entire face was swollen.
"I'm the real Guo Xiaofeng! You bastard, how dare you impersonate me!!"
"I'll cripple you!!"
"Come on, if you've got the guts, cripple me!!"
"If you don't cripple me, I'll look down on you!!"
As he spoke, under the horrified gazes of the few people outside the ward, Guo Xiaofeng punched himself right in the crotch.
"Aoooowwwww--"
The next instant, a twisted, piercing shriek tore from Guo Xiaofeng's mouth, and his whole body immediately convulsed onto the floor.
Nurse 1: "..."
Nurse 2: "..."
Nurse 3: "..."
Lu Zhengxiong, on the other hand, instinctively clamped his legs together.
"Even though having ten of those things won't double his manliness..."
"In this situation, ten of those things means ten times the pain..."
Nurse 1 snapped back to reality.
She looked at the doctor beside her, her face full of terror. "Dr. Lu, has he gone crazy?"
Lu Zhengxiong nodded, then shook his head.
"This is a side effect of getting his head stuck in a door..."
"Go prepare a room with surveillance."
This ward was no longer livable.
And this kind of high-end VIP Ward placed special emphasis on patient privacy.
Unless specifically requested, surveillance cameras were not installed.
The three nurses hurriedly left.
Lu Zhengxiong walked over to Guo Xiaofeng, trying to help him up.
"Rage multiplied by ten, lasting ten seconds."
In that moment, Guo Xiaofeng, curled up on the ground and convulsing nonstop, felt a sudden blaze of inexplicable fury
ignite in his originally restless heart.
"You bastard, get the hell away from me!!"
Boom!!
As he roared, Guo Xiaofeng swung a fierce punch, aiming straight at Lu Zhengxiong's face, who was right in front of him.
Lu Zhengxiong's expression shifted.
His body swayed, and he dodged with ease.
This Dr. Lu Zhengxiong...
Naturally, he was also a Martial Artist.
Seeing that Guo Xiaofeng was about to get up again, Lu Zhengxiong planted a foot on his back, pinning him firmly to the ground.
Looking down at Guo Xiaofeng, who kept struggling beneath his foot, Lu Zhengxiong's face darkened.
"Looks like this guy really has lost his mind."
Then, he called out toward the door: "Go get a syringe of sedative."
"Strength multiplied by ten, lasting three seconds."
"Explosive power multiplied by ten, lasting three seconds."
The next instant.
Lu Zhengxiong, who had been stepping on Guo Xiaofeng's back, suddenly felt a terrifying force surge up from beneath his foot.
Before he could figure out what was happening, his entire body was sent flying backward.
He slammed heavily into the hospital room door, then slid down to sit on the floor.
Guo Xiaofeng climbed to his feet.
His eyes were bloodshot, his face twisted with rage.
"I'll cripple you, you bastard!!!"
With a roar, he drove a full-force kick straight into Lu Zhengxiong's crotch.
Thud!
"Oww—"