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Chapter 50

Zhang Qilin? Vitality Pill?

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"Jiang Fu, what the hell do you mean?!"

Watching Jiang Fu retch before her, Han Ruobing was about to explode.

Jiang Fu waved a hand.

"Nothing!"

"You, don't get the wrong idea... I have no improper thoughts about you..."

"Damn it! You, you stay away from me... ugh—"

Seeing Han Ruobing approach him, Jiang Fu backed away repeatedly.

His face was a picture of disgust and rejection.

That afternoon, Jiang Fu had opened Guo Xiaofeng's door without any warning.

That strange, pungent odor had hit him out of nowhere, slamming straight into his skull!

Dealing Jiang Fu a ton of critical damage.

At the time, a video of Han Ruobing was playing on Guo Xiaofeng's computer.

So now, the moment Jiang Fu saw Han Ruobing, his mind instantly made some bizarre connection.

It was as if Han Ruobing's body was giving off the same kind of smell, striking straight at his soul!

Guo Xiaofeng's room was more terrifying than a Silver Moon Wolf, more than a Blood-Eyed Golden Tiger!

Good thing he hadn't eaten lunch.

Otherwise, he really would have thrown up.

Seeing Jiang Fu's reaction, Han Ruobing's eyes practically shot flames.

Jiang Fu, meanwhile, kept backing away.

"Relax, I really won't cling to you... please just stay away from me..."

"Ugh—"

At the sight of Jiang Fu, the class fell silent for a moment, then burst into roaring laughter.

Han Ruobing's face flushed bright red.

She shot Jiang Fu a vicious glare. "Jiang Fu, don't you play hard to—"

"Ugh—"

Seeing Jiang Fu retching and stumbling backward, Han Ruobing swallowed the word "get" back down.

She stomped her foot and ran back to her seat.

Before this, Han Ruobing had imagined countless times how Jiang Fu would face her when he returned.

Would he act aloof, playing hard to get?

Or be the same as before, pestering and chasing relentlessly...

Or maybe put on a calm front, pretending not to care, while secretly sneaking glances at her...

But what Han Ruobing never expected, was that the first time Jiang Fu saw her, he threw up on the spot!

What kind of person was this?!

Jiang Fu, on the other hand, breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, meeting the eyes of everyone in the class, He walked quickly to Shi Jiu's side and sat down in the empty seat.

At that moment.

The classroom fell silent again.

Jiang Fu noticed the looks from the surrounding classmates.

He couldn't help but ask in surprise, "Is someone sitting here?"

Shi Jiu looked up.

The irritation in his eyes had already turned into a smile.

"No."

Jiang Fu shrugged.

Settled in with a clear conscience.

Seeing this, Han Ruobing in the front row gritted her teeth again.

"Jerk!"

"So he's got a new target, moved on..."

Han Ruobing's deskmate, hearing her words.

Looked confused. "Jerk? Moved on?"

"Didn't you just tell him you two were done and to stop bothering you?"

Han Ruobing: "..."

If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute.

"I think he's just trying to find someone to piss me off..."

Her deskmate nodded seriously. "Well, you really are pissed off."

Han Ruobing: "..."

Her deskmate went on, "Shi Jiu is good-looking. The moment she arrived, she outshone all the school beauties."

"And she's a Martial Artist too!"

"Broke Yu Mengyang's leg with one stool!"

As she spoke.

Her deskmate gave Han Ruobing a thorough once-over.

"You and Shi Jiu aren't even in the same league."

Han Ruobing gritted her teeth.

"Then we'll see if Jiang Fu's legs are tough enough!"

"That violent freak will definitely break Jiang Fu's legs!"

Right then.

Jiang Fu noticed many classmates sneaking sympathetic glances at him.

He reached out.

Poked Shi Jiu's arm. "What's up with them?"

Shi Jiu looked a bit awkward. "Just... the day I arrived, I accidentally broke a classmate's leg with a stool..."

Jiang Fu paused.

Then swept the classroom with his Spirit Power.

The biggest troublemaker in the class, the self-proclaimed class bully Yu Mengyang, wasn't there.

Jiang Fu had a hunch.

He gave Shi Jiu a thumbs-up. "Guess you did everyone a favor."

Shi Jiu's eyes curved.

She lowered her head and continued doodling.

At the same time, she secretly rubbed her stomach.

Seeing this.

Jiang Fu took a pink insulated lunchbox from his bag and set it on Shi Jiu's desk.

Shi Jiu blinked. "Huh?"

Jiang Fu popped an Energy Pill into his mouth.

"Lunch."

At noon, because of Jiang Fu's matter.

Shi Jiu had completely lost his appetite.

Yishou was still buried in his head, drawing up a training plan for him.

Now, he really was a bit hungry.

Shi Jiu quickly opened his lunchbox.

Sweet-and-sour ribs, Crystal Shrimp, stir-fried broccoli.

And a bowl of mushroom soup.

A smile bloomed across Shi Jiu's face.

He'd thought Jiang Fu would hand him an Energy Pill.

Instead, it was three dishes and a soup.

The classmates in the room saw this.

Their jaws hit the floor.

"What... is going on?"

"How does the new kid know Jiang Fu..."

"They've known each other for a long time!"

Han Ruobing's deskmate, watching their interaction, couldn't help but say with a straight face: "He really isn't playing hard to get."

"And classmate Shi Jiu won't break Jiang Fu's legs either."

Han Ruobing: "..."

"Scumbag and slut—I'll make them pay sooner or later!"

A second before the bell rang, Shi Jiu swallowed the last shrimp in his mouth.

Then he put his lunchbox away.

"Hey, you're just letting her off like that?"

Shi Jiu glanced at Han Ruobing in the front row.

Jiang Fu yawned.

For some reason, the moment he sat down in the classroom, he got drowsy.

"With how petty I am, there's no way I'm letting her off."

Under his Spirit Power, the malice in Han Ruobing's eyes was practically spilling out.

Clearly, she was brewing something nasty.

Jiang Fu was a bit puzzled.

He hadn't provoked her at all.

"Leg hair growth rate, Multiply by Ten."

"Fat accumulation rate, Multiply by Ten."

"Body odor, Multiply by Ten."

The next moment, Han Ruobing's deskmate

suddenly wrinkled his nose.

Pinching his nostrils, he said with some disgust: "Hey, did your perfume expire? Why does it smell like lamb fried with scallions..."

Han Ruobing glared at him. "What nonsense are you talking! If you want to switch seats, go ask the teacher! Don't pin that on me!"

Just then, a female teacher who looked about thirty, with a head of big golden waves, walked in from outside the classroom.

She swept her gaze around the room.

Then said flatly: "Self-study this period!"

Suddenly, her brow furrowed.

"Who's eating lamb fried with scallions in the classroom?"

"And it's fucking sour lamb with scallions!"

Han Ruobing, sitting in the second row of the classroom: "..."

A few students around Han Ruobing couldn't help covering their noses either.

In the back.

Jiang Fu looked at the female teacher and froze for a moment.

"Is she a new teacher?"

Shi Jiu lifted his eyes. "Don't know her."

A male student in the front row heard them.

He turned his head back sneakily.

"Her name is Chen Weiju. She's our new homeroom teacher."

Jiang Fu's heart jolted. "New homeroom teacher? What about Teacher Xu?"

The boy grimaced. "Teacher Xu got arrested."

Jiang Fu's eyes went wide. "Arrested!?"

Shi Jiu also looked up, utterly stunned.

The boy nodded. "That morning, right in the middle of class, a few people in uniforms showed up and took Teacher Xu away."

"But before he was taken, he handed over the six hundred thousand he'd scraped together to Zhang Qilin, and told him to go buy Vitality Pills for you."

Jiang Fu: "Huh?"

The boy: "You're sitting here now, aren't you? Isn't that because you took the Vitality Pill Teacher Xu bought for you?"

Jiang Fu: "???"

"Zhang Qilin?"

The boy: "Yeah. Zhang Qilin's close with you, so the teacher gave the money to him."

"Zhang Qilin cut class and went straight to the hospital to buy you Vitality Pills..."

"Oh, and Sun Yuanyuan went with him."

Sun Yuanyuan was Zhang Qilin's current deskmate.

Jiang Fu: "..."

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