520, Brothers, Stop Reading Novels and Go on a Date~

Novels aren't as important as girlfriends, right?

Prepare a gift properly, buy some flowers, oh right, and a box of (deleted)... a Durex (homophone, homophone)!

Too much of it is bad for your health~

Remember to book a hotel early, or there won't be any left if you're late~

Remember to eat some oysters and kidneys first to build up your strength. After all, tomorrow's only Friday—those who need to work should work, and those who need to study should study~

Thoughtful of me, right? No need to thank me.

Of course, tonight's update will still be on schedule!

After all, I always update at 00:01, which means it'll be tomorrow. Remember to finish up before reading~