The Invincible Duo: Primordial Chaos Adventures of Adorable Siblings
Chapter 1

Cute Kids Descend Upon the World, Shaking It

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At the time when Chaos First Opened, the world was a hazy blur, much like a giant dumpling that hadn't yet woken from its slumber. Within this great mass, a group of miraculous beings was born, among whom were two Cute Kids: the elder sister Chen Siyu, carved from jade and polished to perfection, her eyes glistening like two black gemstones; and her younger brother Chen Ruixuan, with a sturdy, tiger-like head and chubby cheeks that dimpled whenever he laughed. These two little ones were born with status beyond measure, practically the "founding elders" among the beings of Chaos.

For reasons unknown, the siblings felt drowsy the moment they were born, and their slumber knew no bounds. By the time they rubbed their sleepy eyes and awoke, well, the world had changed entirely! Upon asking around, good heavens, they had arrived in the Primordial Era. At this time, the great god Pangu was busy splitting the heavens and the earth. The moment Pangu laid eyes on these two Cute Kids, he hurriedly and respectfully addressed them as "Ancestors." This left Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan stunned; they blinked their eyes, still unable to grasp the situation.

The siblings wandered through the Primordial World, looking for all the world like two curious babies who had just arrived in the big city. As they walked, they encountered a pack of ferocious beasts. These beasts bared their fangs and brandished their claws, thinking to make a snack of the two Cute Kids. Chen Siyu wrinkled her tiny nose and said with a milky, fierce air, "Hmph, you ugly things, how dare you try to scare this baby!" With that, she waved her small hand, and a beam of five-colored light shot out, sending the beasts reeling in a daze, crashing about like headless flies. Chen Ruixuan clapped his little hands from the side, laughing heartily, "Sister is amazing, you sent them scurrying away in a panic!"

In the Primordial World, there was one named Hongjun who was painstakingly cultivating, hoping to become a formidable figure in the future. As it happened, Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan passed by and found Hongjun's cultivation posture amusing. Chen Ruixuan ran over, tugged on Hongjun's beard, and asked with a giggle, "What are you doing? You look like a piece of wood." Hongjun was both annoyed and amused, but looking at these two invincible Cute Kids, he could only explain with a helpless sigh. Chen Siyu tilted her little head upon hearing this and said, "Your cultivation method is all wrong, watch me." She then imparted a cultivation technique she had conjured up on a whim; Hongjun listened and found it surprisingly profound, nearly following the Cute Kid's line of reasoning entirely.

Wherever the siblings went, chaos followed. Once, they saw Kuafu chasing the sun and found it particularly interesting. Chen Ruixuan shouted at the top of his lungs, "Uncle Kuafu, why are you chasing the sun? It's not going to run away!" Kuafu stopped, panting as he explained it to them. Chen Siyu had a sudden inspiration; she reached out her small hand and actually grabbed the sun, shoving it into Kuafu's arms as she said, "Here you go, no need to chase it anymore!" This caused quite a stir, as the sun's intense heat nearly scorched Kuafu to a crisp. Kuafu was left between laughter and tears, waving his hands repeatedly, "Ancestors, this simply won't do!"

Another time, the Water God Gong Gong and the Fire God Zhu Rong began to fight, turning the heavens and earth into a mess. Chen Siyu stood in mid-air with her hands on her hips and shouted, "You two big baddies, no fighting! If you keep at it, I'm going to tell the Heavens on you!" Gong Gong and Zhu Rong were in no mood to listen and fought even more fiercely. Seeing this, Chen Ruixuan grew displeased; he picked up stones from the ground and hurled them at the pair, shouting as he threw, "I'll show you for not listening, take that!" These stones carried a miraculous power, striking Gong Gong and Zhu Rong until they were black and blue, forcing the two to cease their battle in shame.

In the Primordial World, Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan continued their journey, acting adorable while soundly thrashing anyone who dared to defy them. They turned this once-solemn and mysterious Primordial World into a joyful playground, and their stories were spread to every corner of the Primordial Era, becoming the stuff of legend.

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