The Invincible Duo: Primordial Chaos Adventures of Adorable Siblings
Chapter 1

Cute Kids Descend, the World Trembles

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When Chaos First Opened, the world was hazy, like a huge dumpling that had yet to wake up. Within that great dumpling, a batch of miraculous beings was born, including two cute kids. The elder sister, Chen Siyu, was delicate as carved jade, her watery eyes like two black gems. Her younger brother, Chen Ruixuan, was sturdy and bright-eyed, with chubby cheeks and two little dimples whenever he smiled. These two little ones were born with status beyond measure—practically elder figures among the beings of chaos.

For some reason, the siblings grew sleepy the moment they were born. Once they fell asleep, there was no telling when they would wake up. By the time they rubbed their bleary eyes open, hey, the world had changed completely! After asking around, they discovered that it was already the Primordial Era. At this time, the great god Pangu was busy creating heaven and earth. The moment Pangu saw the two cute kids, he hurriedly bowed respectfully and called out, "Ancestors." Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan were both left dumbfounded. They blinked and blinked, still unable to make sense of the situation.

The siblings wandered through the Primordial World like two curious children visiting a city for the first time. As they walked, they encountered a pack of ferocious beasts. Baring their fangs and claws, the beasts intended to make snacks of the two cute kids. Chen Siyu wrinkled her little nose and said fiercely in her childish voice, "Hmph, you ugly things dare to scare me?" With a wave of her tiny hand, a five-colored beam shot forth, striking the beasts so hard that they spun around in confusion and crashed about like headless flies. Chen Ruixuan clapped beside her and burst into laughter. "Big Sister is amazing! You beat them until they fled with their tails between their legs!"

In the Primordial World, there was someone named Hongjun, who was diligently cultivating in hopes of becoming a formidable figure someday. When Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan passed by, they found the sight of Hongjun cultivating amusing. Chen Ruixuan ran over, tugged at Hongjun's beard, and asked with a grin, "What are you doing? You're sitting there like a block of wood." Hongjun was both annoyed and amused, but faced with these two invincible cute kids, he could only explain helplessly. Chen Siyu tilted her little head after listening and said, "Your cultivation method is wrong. Watch me." She then taught Hongjun a cultivation method she had figured out on her own. To Hongjun's surprise, it actually made quite a bit of sense, and he nearly followed this cute kid's line of thought.

Wherever the siblings went, chaos followed. Once, they saw Kuafu chasing the sun and found it especially amusing. Chen Ruixuan shouted at the top of his lungs, "Uncle Kuafu, why are you chasing the sun? It's not going to run away." Kuafu stopped and explained to them between gasps. Chen Siyu suddenly had an idea. She stretched out her little hand, actually grabbed the sun, and stuffed it into Kuafu's arms. "Here you go. No need to chase it anymore!" This was terrible—the sun's heat nearly roasted Kuafu black. Kuafu did not know whether to laugh or cry, and repeatedly waved his hands. "Ancestors, this simply will not do!"

On another occasion, the Water God Gong Gong and the Fire God Zhu Rong started fighting, throwing heaven and earth into utter chaos. Chen Siyu stood in midair with her hands on her hips and shouted, "You two big meanies, no fighting! If you keep fighting, I'll tell the heavens!" Gong Gong and Zhu Rong refused to listen and fought even more fiercely. Chen Ruixuan grew unhappy at the sight. He picked up stones from the ground and hurled them at the pair, shouting as he threw, "You wouldn't listen, so I'll smash you!" The stones carried miraculous power, battering Gong Gong and Zhu Rong until their faces were bruised and swollen. The two could only call a truce in disgrace.

Thus, Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan made their way through the Primordial World in an endless stream of adorable antics, beating down anyone who refused to submit and turning the once solemn, mysterious Primordial World into a joyous playground. Their story was passed down in every corner of the primordial land until it became almost legendary.

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