"Though he's a little scrawny, fortunately, I came prepared."
Might Guy set Riolu on the ground, then somehow pulled out a pile of green bodysuits. He selected the smallest one and held it up against Riolu, finding that it fit perfectly.
"No, why is every one of your dogs stranger than the last? Why does this one stand on two legs like a person?" Obito could not help but complain as he looked at the bipedal Riolu.
"And Guy, isn't your obsession with green bodysuits a little too deep? Even your Summoning Beast has to wear one?" Obito felt there were so many things to mock that he could not even finish listing them.
"It isn't an obsession. This outfit really is perfect for training and combat!" Might Guy said, giving Obito a thumbs-up.
"Obito, you should try one too. Trust me, once you wear it, you'll fall in love with it."
Might Guy casually picked out another green bodysuit roughly Obito's size and held it out to him.
Obito rapidly shook his head like a rattle drum, making his fierce resistance clear.
"Just try it. It's really comfortable," Might Guy continued to promote it without a care.
He truly thought green bodysuits were great. Given the chance, Might Guy wanted to spread them throughout Konoha, the Land of Fire, and even the entire ninja world, so that this comfort could reach farther.
"Guy, go ask Kakashi. He wears a green vest every day, so maybe he likes green clothes too." Better him than me—Obito decisively sold Kakashi out.
It was not that Obito had anything against the color green. It was just that Might Guy's bodysuits were a deadly shade of green. Obito felt that if he wore one, even a handsome face would become ugly.
Kakashi: ???
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