But Tang San was sleeping like the dead. What was Xiao Wu trying to do? Could she already want little rabbits this early?
Could it be that she had never... in a hundred thousand years...
Or did she simply not understand?
The Goddess System's voice sounded in his mind again, informing him that he had gained experience points. The first romance of each day earned experience points, but something as simple as hugging naturally did not yield much.
As Luo Chen was spacing out, Xiao Wu suddenly wrapped her arms around his neck. A sweet smile appeared at the corner of her lips as she looked at him and said in an adorable voice, "Chen Ge, since you're not punishing Xiao Wu today, then... let's do something else."
"Do what?" Seeing Xiao Wu take such initiative, Luo Chen even forgot that he had intended to punish this little rabbit.
There were only a few kinds of punishment, really. Lightning Release: electrocute the rabbit.
Wind Release: smack the rabbit.
Water Release: let soaking-wet Xiao Wu go swimming...
Of course, there was also smacking the rabbit, and using Su Han's martial soul. Unfortunately, she was gone, so that method could not be used.
There would naturally be more methods in the future.
Luo Chen would not truly hurt Xiao Wu. He merely wanted to hear her voice.
Xiao Wu's voice really was pleasant. Different methods brought out different sounds from her, and every kind of cry was especially sweet and captivating.
But Luo Chen had not originally planned to punish Xiao Wu today. A little romance was enough. After all, he could not electrocute the rabbit every day.
Xiao Wu blinked and said adorably, "Xiao Wu doesn't know either. Xiao Wu doesn't know how. Chen Ge, why don't you take the initiative for once?"
You don't know shit. You're a hundred-thousand-year-old flirtatious rabbit, and you're still pretending in front of me...
Luo Chen could not help complaining inwardly. But whether she was pretending or not, Xiao Wu really was adorable like this, and her voice was utterly soft and seductive.
But what was he supposed to do?
Luo Chen felt rather helpless. If Xiao Wu behaved herself and acted like a proper lady, he would have spent some time romancing her properly. But now that Xiao Wu had suddenly taken the initiative, he was a little flustered. If things continued like this, he was afraid he would not be able to hold back either. If he was not careful, there would be one more little rabbit, and then it would be harder to cuckold Tang San later.
But the next moment, Xiao Wu kissed him of her own accord. Her red lips were far too soft, and her cheeks were soft as well. Pressed close against Luo Chen, he immediately froze.
Fortunately, Xiao Wu soon raised her head slightly again. She pursed her lips and blinked at him, while her long legs lightly brushed against him, touching him once before drawing back.
It seemed Xiao Wu had used Charm again. Her face looked rosy and tender. Fortunately, Luo Chen had already activated his Sharingan. Yet even if he could resist the effects of Charm, he could still see what Xiao Wu looked like while using it.
This rabbit was really too much...
How could she deliberately tempt him into making a mistake? But as a hunter, he could not make a mistake yet...
Luo Chen immediately grabbed Xiao Wu's hand, stroked her hair, and said, "Alright, that's enough. Be good and go to sleep."
"What are you talking about? Are you stupid? Why do you think I bought Sleeping Pills? Wasn't it because the atmosphere here is so good..." Xiao Wu looked at him unwillingly, then glanced at the roses scattered around the room. Could it be that she really...
Luo Chen inhaled the fragrance of the roses. No, he still could not. That kiss had already earned almost enough experience points. He hurriedly caressed Xiao Wu's cheek and said, "Be good. When you grow up, you can marry me..."
"What? I'm already..." Xiao Wu was about to say that she was already over a hundred thousand years old, but she suddenly became afraid that Luo Chen really knew her identity. Her eyes shifted, and she abruptly said, "Fine, then let's rest. That fool Tang San is already sleeping like the dead anyway. How could I let you sleep on the floor..."
"Uh, if that's the case, then alright." Xiao Wu pulled Luo Chen into the large room, and Luo Chen prepared to rest as well. In any case, the two of them had rested hand in hand before, so it was nothing unusual.
The mattress in this hotel really was incredibly comfortable...
Luo Chen suddenly asked Xiao Wu, "Do you really not have any feelings for Tang San?"
Xiao Wu thought for a moment and said, "Him? There seemed to be a little when I first met him. But now, the one Xiao Wu likes is obviously you, Chen Ge. Still, I don't dislike him either. It's fine to treat him as a friend. But since you told me to deceive him, that means he isn't a good person either. Xiao Wu will obediently listen to you."
"Mm, exactly. That's how it should be." Luo Chen praised her as he held her hand. "Remember, don't let him touch you. Even holding hands should be avoided as much as possible. Just pretend to be shy and pull away from him. Isn't that what you're best at? Don't worry. Foolish Tang San doesn't have the guts to truly do anything to you. That move alone is enough to deal with him."
Having read the original story, Luo Chen naturally knew that although Tang San was somewhat lustful, he did not have much courage. A male lead like that was much easier to deal with.
Some disgusting male leads were particularly difficult to handle. In that situation, Luo Chen would directly have the female lead castrate him and make that male lead a eunuch for the rest of his life.
As for whether Tang San needed the same treatment, that would have to be decided later.
But that disgusting man Dai Mubai should be cut down by Zhu Zhuqing and made into a eunuch of the Star Luo Empire.
As Luo Chen was thinking, not yet fully asleep, he suddenly felt Xiao Wu touching him again...
Did this girl not know how to restrain herself? What was going through her head?
Luo Chen opened his eyes and sure enough saw Xiao Wu's face again.
"Sharingan, Genjutsu..."
Luo Chen's eyes immediately turned into red Three Tomoe...
Xiao Wu stared at Luo Chen's eyes, suddenly went blank, then lay back down on the bed and began having a wonderful dream. "Ah, Xiao Wu is so happy. Xiao Wu wants candy..."
Only then did Luo Chen let out a sigh of relief. At last, he could get a good night's sleep.
Naturally, Luo Chen woke earlier than Tang San, and earlier than Xiao Wu as well. He returned to his own floor bedding and began allocating experience points to his various Golden Fingers.
It now took quite a lot of experience to level up. For Luo Chen to rise from level 28 to level 29 required fifteen thousand experience points. If he did not go overboard, he could gain roughly a few hundred experience points per day.
Tang San had not leveled up yet, so Luo Chen naturally would not level up either. Levels truly meant little to him, so Luo Chen allocated five hundred of the thousand-plus experience points he had saved to increase the proficiency of Flying Thunder God.
The Flying Thunder God Technique was still level one. The first few levels were all about speed; only later would it truly become spatial teleportation.
Before long, Xiao Wu woke up as well. She walked out, looked at Luo Chen, her cheeks flushed, pursed her lips, and then glanced at Tang San.
Tang San was still asleep. Only then did Xiao Wu softly say, "Chen Ge, I seemed to have had a very strange dream last night. So embarrassing..."
After saying that, Xiao Wu blushed, her rabbit ears twitched, and she blinked at Luo Chen.
Luo Chen was somewhat speechless. He quickly lowered his head and thought to himself.
Is something wrong with this little seductress? Sigh, I really didn't expect her true nature to be like this. It's a little hard to withstand. After all, she's been a hooligan rabbit for a hundred thousand years. Ning Rongrong should be better. Rongrong is a girl from a great family, so she probably won't be like this...
It was not until after eight o'clock that Tang San woke up. After waking, Tang San was somewhat confused. How had he fallen asleep while cultivating last night?
Tang San continued cultivating and did not pay any more attention to Luo Chen or Xiao Wu. He was quite diligent and was probably researching new hidden weapons.
By the afternoon, Xiao Wu said that she wanted to go out and have fun. Tang San immediately said he would accompany her and buy her new clothes.
Xiao Wu then asked if Luo Chen was going too.
Luo Chen thought about it. If they went out now, Tang San would probably buy a crystal and forge some kind of needle or other.
Boring. Luo Chen said, "I'm not going. You and Tang San go together."
"Ah..." Xiao Wu seemed a little disappointed. She was just about to say she did not want to go either, but after seeing Luo Chen's look, she nodded and said, "Alright then. San Ge, let's go together."
After Xiao Wu and Tang San went out, Luo Chen also went for a walk. He wanted to find the twin girls from yesterday, but he could not find them. Somewhat disappointed, Luo Chen returned to the hotel.
Xiao Wu seemed rather... like that. In that case, Luo Chen thought he really should reject her occasionally, so she would become even more... unable to stop herself.
As for Xiao Wu going out with Tang San, Luo Chen naturally was not worried at all now. Xiao Wu might be a little like that, but that was only toward someone she liked.
Besides, Tang San was now a bit like a Simp. No girl would have any interest in a Simp. Only a male god like him could make girls entertain all sorts of wicked thoughts.
It was not until evening that Tang San and Xiao Wu returned.
As soon as Tang San returned, he hurriedly drew the curtains and said to Luo Chen, "I'm going to forge something. It might be noisy for you two in a while."
Luo Chen said, "It's fine. Go into the bedroom."
Tang San nodded, then entered the bedroom. He took out that crystal, then took a forging hammer from Twenty-Four Bright Moon Night and began hammering away like an idiot.
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