Li Xiaoyao and the Fat Otaku Happy Meal
The Chinese Paladin Dimension.
Shilipo.
Li Xiaoyao, carrying a wooden sword, struggled through thorns and brambles as he made his way toward the dilapidated temple.
Sword God?
Nowadays, neither Lin Tiannan nor Shen Qingfeng, the two Martial Arts Alliance Leader in the North and South, dare to call themselves that. I don't know where this pretentious charlatan came from, daring to use such a title.
Today, Great Hero Li is going to teach the other party a lesson and show him what he's made of!
"Why is this road so difficult to walk on!"
Li Xiaoyao brandished his wooden sword, slicing through the bushes blocking his path.
Shilipo is far from the official road and is not a road for people to walk on. He had to stop to catch his breath and rest every half mile.
Suddenly, a strong fragrance wafted from the northwest.
"What does that taste like? It's amazing!"
Li Xiaoyao had eaten some leftovers before setting off, but now, just smelling the aroma made his stomach rumble.
My stomach started to feel acidic.
Li Xiaoyao swallowed hard and subconsciously headed northwest.
He parted the grass and saw a dashing young man of his age.
He wore Seven Star Candle Dragon Sword at his waist, and shoes that allowed him to Azure Cloud Sky-Ascending Boots. He was dressed in black satin and gold silk, with sword-like eyebrows, starry eyes, lips as red as painted vermilion, and a nose like a hanging gall.
Looking at him from afar, Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but blurt out, "What a fine young hero!"
I think about it day and night, and it haunts my dreams.
It could be said that becoming someone like him was his entire life's ideal!
Wang Yan, who was enjoying a sumptuous meal, suddenly heard Li Xiaoyao's voice, turned around in a daze, and casually cast an Appraisal Skill on him.
"Li Xiaoyao? Isn't there still three years before the story begins?"
"I've only just reached the maximum level, and I haven't even started traveling the world yet... Where did this Butterfly Effect come from?"
As Wang Yan pondered life, Li Xiaoyao, ever the friendly type, approached him and asked, "Brother, are you also here to settle scores with that Shilipo Sword God? Were you swindled out of your money?"
Meow meow meow?
Wang Yan's expression was blank.
He quickly realized that the "Shilipo Sword God" the other party was referring to was likely himself.
After all, no other humans reside in this godforsaken place besides himself.
As for how this name got out...
Perhaps it was someone he had casually treated while practicing his healing skills in the past two years who was grateful and deliberately helped him make a name for himself?
Having figured out the crux of the matter, Wang Yan couldn't help but smile wryly.
He doesn't follow the D&D god route, so he doesn't need the faith of Follower. These Power of Faith are useless to him!
Glug glug...
Li Xiaoyao's stomach made a rumbling sound, much to his dismay.
Wang Yan snapped out of his daze, smiled nonchalantly, and shared half of the food with her. "It's fate that we met, come on!"
Although Li Xiaoyao was a little embarrassed, the food that Wang Yan shared was so fragrant that it was impossible to resist the urge to eat.
"Thank you very much, brother!"
Li Xiaoyao has high emotional intelligence, a natural affinity, and a thick skin.
Upon seeing Wang Yan's overtures, he immediately and naturally addressed him as "Big Brother."
"Great, that's awesome!"
Wang Yan laughed heartily, and without saying much, he set up his chair on the ground and began to enjoy the memorable food.
The food he took out was something Li Xiaoyao had never seen before, but it wasn't difficult for Li Xiaoyao to learn it in his way.
After all, no matter how food is packaged, it is ultimately meant for people to eat and drink.
"Brother, what kind of drink is this? It's black, looks like poison, and tastes even stronger than alcohol..."
"That's cola. It feels pungent because of the carbon dioxide bubbles in it. Hey? You wouldn't understand any of this. Besides... it's like poison, why would you drink it?"
"What is this? It smells so good!"
"Master Kang's Braised Beef Noodles".
What about these?
"Colonel's Chicken Nuggets, Tender Beef Five-Square, French Fries, Big Mac Burger, Old Beijing Chicken Roll, Ice Cream Cone... Okay, I've told you the names, don't ask any more questions, just eat."
Wang Yan seemed to be influenced by Li Xiaoyao's wolfing down of food, and his eating speed and speaking speed both increased significantly.
He was able to stay at home in Shilipo for two whole years because of his ability to exchange Experience Points for food.
In the Infinite Planes Myriad Worlds, all food can be obtained through experience.
Dragon Liver and Phoenix Gall are nothing to me.
However, those delicacies Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures are too expensive, so I usually eat home-cooked meals. I only indulged myself a little today because I finally reached the maximum level of my Fat Otaku Happy Meal.
After about two incense sticks' worth of time, the two finished their meal.
Li Xiaoyao could barely stand up, lying on the ground groaning, "Big brother, your chef's skills are amazing! Those hamburger buns are packed with ingredients!"
There were still some things he didn't ask.
For example.
Why are most of these foods steaming hot, as if they were just made?
Why is that stuff called "Kolo" so Bingbing and invigorating?
Everyone has their own secrets, and Li Xiaoyao only picks out less sensitive topics to discuss.
"MSG, Sodium Cyclamate, synthetic flavorings, all sorts of chemical products are added for free, it will definitely taste better than the food in your inn."
Wang Yan squinted at Li Xiaoyao, "Why don't you sell your inn to me? You only have a few guests each year, how much money can you make?"
Li Xiaoyao scratched his head.
That makes sense when you think about it.
That run-down inn is barely enough to support his aunt and him. Whose inn is so shabby?
"With the chef's skills at Brother Wang's house, he must be making a fortune every day."
Li Xiaoyao cupped his hands in a respectful gesture.
Although it is said that one is obligated to accept gifts and favors, at this moment he genuinely considered persuading his aunt to transfer ownership of the inn.
Judging from the generosity of his newly acquainted brother Wang Yan, he wouldn't be stingy with sharing a portion of the profits once the other party's family business moved to Yuhang Town, so that his aunt could live out her retirement.
As for Li Xiaoyao himself...
He didn't consider this issue at all.
The world is vast, where can't we go?
How can a fine young man with hands and feet not be able to support himself?
Only after settling his aunt in could he confidently pursue his Dream of Being a Jianghu Hero!
It must be said that Wang Yan's appearance today deeply stimulated him.
"Instead of opening an inn, open an academy."
Wang Yan suddenly spoke up.
It took Li Xiaoyao a little effort to understand what he meant.
"Academy? Private school? Can you make money there?"
"Make money?"
Wang Yan smiled and shook his head, "Money, no matter how much you earn, is meaningless. I opened the academy for my dream!"
"Besides, your inn is still a bit small. My idea is to use Yuhang Town as the reception area for new students and Shilipo as the academy's residence."
They simply took over the mountain and became kings.
As for land deeds, they need official recognition...
These things were not in Wang Yan's consideration.
Dream...
These two words made Li Xiaoyao truly regard Wang Yan as a confidant, feeling as if they had known each other for a long time.
He didn't realize that people only value what they lack.
Wang Yan spent two whole years grinding monsters at Shilipo. Once all the copper and silver coins he obtained were materialized, they could completely collapse the entire dynasty's financial system instantly.
That's why he said he wasn't short of money.
Just as Li Xiaoyao was about to invite Wang Yan to his home, his ears suddenly twitched, as if he had heard something unusual.
At the same time, a strong stench of blood wafted over!