Orochimaru and Rick and Morty
Within the Main God Space.
A thin, elderly man in a white coat and a round-headed child in an apricot-yellow T-shirt suddenly appeared.
"Ha! This is the Main God Space! From today onwards, we can freely travel to any dimension! Aren't you happy, Morty! We won't die! Haha!"
The old man was in good spirits, with the mind of a child, and had distinctive blue hair and blue unibrows.
"Why don't you die?"
The child, known as Morty, seemed unaccustomed to his new environment. "If I'm killed, I'll die!"
"You Xiao Bai, the Main God Space has resurrection capabilities! I already confirmed it before I came here. The memories, body, and soul are all original, not some kind of fake clone!"
"Let's go! Let's check out the XEI2 market!"
"There's a subatomic Oblivion machine over there, which will be very helpful to my research!"
As he spoke, Rick dragged Morty into a market for Reincarnators.
"What? Two thousand five hundred Reward Points? Why don't you just rob someone? Give me a pile of junk, and I can make this in half a day!"
"How about a 0.1% discount, or 25 Reward Points?"
"This kid and I are the main characters of this world, or as you would say, people with 'Great Fortune'! Investing in us in advance won't be a bad idea!"
"What? My name is Rick, and his name is Morty. We're from the Rick and Morty Plane. Has your brain been soaked in sulfuric acid? Or is your true form actually a paramecium?"
Rick's bargaining had clearly failed.
In the current Main God Space, there are at least 800,000 to 1 million Reincarnators with the "protagonist status".
Moreover, anyone with even a little knowledge knows that the Rick and Morty Plane is a super-scale Multiverse with countless parallel universes, which means...
There are countless Rick and Morty there.
"Are you kidding Rick Rick! Rick C-137! If there has to be a main character, it can only be me!"
After rambling on and on like a madman, the old man with the blue unibrow took out a small tin can of liquor from his white coat and gulped down a bellyful of it.
Rick burped, wiped the drool from his mouth, and was about to say something when he suddenly looked up and gazed northwest.
"Hey Rick, what are you doing?"
The child in the yellow shirt asked blankly.
"Waiting for someone!"
Just as Rick finished speaking, a thin, gloomy-looking man suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.
The man's face was deathly pale, devoid of any color, and his gleaming golden snake eyes were cold and merciless, rendering Morty almost unable to move.
Rick completely ignored the other person's pressure, casually moved closer, and put his arm around the other person's shoulder. "Hey, I'm Rick, the protagonist of the [Rick and Morty Plane]. Want to invest in advance? How about 100,000 Reward Points and three S-grade Destiny Gems?"
"Rick!"
The child in yellow beside the old man tugged at his sleeve, saying indignantly, "You forgot about me! I'm a main character too!"
"Oh, a formal apology."
The elderly man with blue eyebrows gave a reply that lacked sincerity.
Orochimaru stared intently at Rick.
He quickly confirmed the other party's true identity.
When he was in the Naruto world, the person he admired was Rick Sanchez, the top scientist in the Infinite Planes.
"Hehe..."
Orochimaru chuckled sinisterly, "Unexpectedly, your expertise in the scientific field is far more profound than I imagined. How about we exchange technologies, knowledge, and resources to form a defensive alliance?"
He didn't deliberately lower his voice when he spoke.
Upon hearing Orochimaru's words, the passersby who were also Reincarnators stared in disbelief.
Who exactly is this Elder with the blue, straight eyebrows who is the newcomer?
Cold Lord Orochimaru a well-known Lone Wolf in the Main God Space. Even Jiraiya and Tsunade, who have signed a team contract with him, rarely go on missions with him.
What makes this newcomer named Rick so special?
However, what was even more surprising was Rick Sanchez's reaction.
He casually tossed the metal canister aside, looking completely uninterested, while muttering nonsense, "Hey, Morty, do you know why I agreed to become Reincarnator?"
The boy in yellow next to Rick scratched his head. "Immortality? You can be resurrected after I die?"
"You little idiot! Of course it's not something trivial!"
Rick waved his hand, and a large pile of steaming food appeared beside the two of them.
Cola, fried chicken legs, hamburgers, Colonel's Chicken Nuggets...
Most importantly...
McDonald's Sichuan Spicy Sauce!
Rick, holding a small box of sauce in each hand, was spitting as he spoke, his face beaming with a fanatical smile, "Haha! You know what? If there's a Main Quest to the story of [Rick and Morty Plane], it's the search for Sichuan Spicy Sauce!"
"What's the most tragic thing about a genius who invented the Portal Gun?"
"When you invent this thing, you'll find that you're the last 'Rick' in the Multiverse to invent it."
"Even more tragically, Sichuan Spicy Sauce has become extinct throughout the entire Multiverse!"
"The Main God really does have this thing here!"
"Oh! This tastes even better than the high I felt when I was transformed into a cosmic deity during a parallel universe journey!"
Rick Sanchez was spouting strange, incomprehensible words.
Orochimaru merely gave him a deep look.
He knew better than anyone else what this crazy old man was capable of.
Time-space Portal Gun, Time Lock Device, Quantum Bio-Energy Battery, matter expansion and contraction, Human Park, Intelligence Amplifier...
Rick C-137's scientific background and knowledge accumulation are in no way inferior to Orochimaru's, and his various ingenious ideas are refreshing.
Orochimaru was determined to form an alliance with the other party and climb to the pinnacle of the Tree of Truth and Knowledge.
Rick Sanchez just chuckled for a while and said, "Whatever, you seem to be enjoying this 'reality' right now. I think you're pretty good too, we can be friends!"
"Gear People, Bird People, Squanchy... I don't have any Snake People among my friends yet..."
After he said this, within a radius of a hundred miles, apart from Orochimaru and Morty, not a single Reincarnator could be seen.
No one wanted to bear the Wrath of Thunder the Cold Lord.
However.
Orochimaru treats different people differently.
Rick Sanchez C137 is a very interesting guy, and also someone he once targeted.
No matter how eccentric someone is, no one can be more annoying than Jiraiya.
Isn't that right?
After Rick, Morty, and Orochimaru left, the two Reincarnators entered the trading market.
"Huh, why is nobody here today? Has the Main God Space gone out of business?"
"It has nothing to do with me. I made up my mind long ago to apply to renounce my status Reincarnator and leave the Main God Space."