Uchiha Madara's "Resurrection"
The scene became very awkward.
Kakashi and Gaara are not pretentious people. Now that the mission has been exposed, they will no longer hesitate to hide it.
They both agreed to form a temporary team.
Naruto, who was completely unsuspecting, was overjoyed to see someone sharing a mission, and had no reason to suspect anything.
He didn't even look at the task name before clicking "confirm".
Cross-dressing Art Exhibition...
Upon seeing these task requirements, Naruto's face turned pale.
Although he created the Sexy Jutsu and the Harem Jutsu, in his mind, these two were offensive Ninjutsu, specifically designed to defeat opponents, not some kind of Genjutsu to seduce others!
Especially making other men fall at her feet...
For some reason, Naruto recalled the scene of losing his first kiss when he was assigned to a class, and a chill ran down his spine.
"Oh no! We're doomed!"
Naruto dashed into the elevator, Gaara and Kakashi exchanged a glance, and followed him speechlessly.
When the two caught up with Naruto, he had obviously already told Orochimaru what had just happened.
"Hehehe..."
Cold Lord let out an unsettling laugh, his shattered golden snake eyes fixed on Naruto, and waved his hand. "Come on, let me tell you a story."
Orochimaru had just completed a new study on brainwaves and was in an extremely good mood. Otherwise, given his personality, even if he had a good relationship with Naruto, he wouldn't have wasted time like this.
He reclined casually on the sofa and began to tell the story in a low voice.
Not only Naruto, but Kakashi and Gaara also listened intently to the story.
A daimyo said to a wandering ninja, "I'll give you two choices."
The first option is to give you 500,000 taels of silver every day for 30 consecutive days.
The second method is for 30 consecutive days. On the first day, you'll receive 0.01 taels, on the second day, 0.02 taels, and so on.
Before he could finish speaking, the wandering samurai interrupted him, replying, "I choose the second one!"
[30 days later...]
The young man received 4.65 taels.
Hearing this, Naruto burst into laughter. "That ninja is so stupid! If it were me, I would definitely choose the first one!"
Orochimaru covered his face, looking as if he couldn't bear to look at him.
Fortunately, there were two nice listeners nearby.
Gaara seemed to understand something and asked, "Does this story tell us that we shouldn't interrupt others when they're speaking?"
Kakashi nodded in agreement.
He felt that the wandering ninja in the story might have thought that the silver he received was doubling every day, but in reality, it was only increasing by 0.01 every day.
Orochimaru shook his head and sighed.
He felt that he and the ninjas had less and less in common.
However, as a scientist, he is still thorough in his words and deeds.
After calming himself down slightly, Orochimaru's gaze fell on Gaara and Kakashi, and he gave his answer in a subtle tone, "This story shows... that a brain is a good thing."
"Even if the young man's second option, which doubles the silver every two days for a full 30 days, results in him only receiving 10,737,418.23 taels, while choosing the first option would yield 15 million taels."
Is the brain a good thing?
Naruto yelled, "What?! I don't understand a word!"
I came here seeking comfort, but I never expected to hear Orochimaru tell such a bizarre story.
"Well, it's okay if you don't understand. If you encounter similar problems in the future, remember to ask me first and don't make impulsive decisions."
Orochimaru still cares about Naruto, his excellent experimental subject... cough, excellent assistant. If Naruto were to suddenly suffer a sudden episode of intermittent intellectual disability and die tragically during a mission, it would be a great loss.
"Now, let me briefly talk about those tasks."
"Let's start by collecting admirers and lovers from gender-swapped individuals."
Orochimaru looked at the three people opposite him with a half-smile, thinking that this was a good research topic.
After reading about the many Infinite Planes that Jiraiya had wasted Reward Points to exchange for, Orochimaru vaguely found some commonalities among them:
No matter how powerful or righteous a character is, if they are ugly, their final fate will inevitably be tragic.
Villains who want to destroy the world will ultimately fail to achieve their goals.
The strongest power in the Myriad Worlds seems to be neither Senjutsu Chakra, nor divine power, nor demonic power, but a power called "love".
Orochimaru felt that now was the perfect time for someone to offer a pillow when one is sleepy.
The shared missions of Naruto, Gaara, and Kakashi provide a good starting point.
"What kind of women do you like?" Orochimaru asked meaningfully.
Personality, appearance, special skills, quirks...
These are the questions we will ask next.
To accomplish a task, you can't just confront it head-on or act on inspiration; you need a perfect plan.
While Kakashi was straying off course in life, his old classmate and comrade- Obito Uchiha, was engaged in an extremely dangerous activity.
After finishing reading the Scroll of Seals in his hand, Obito let out a deep sigh, "This is the Impure World Reincarnation Jutsu? Orochimaru's modified version seems to be more effective than the original, able to retain most of the resurrected person's strength..."
As one of the current behind-the-scenes controllers of the Akatsuki Organization, Orochimaru naturally received a gift from Obito, who was sending it in exchange for peace.
The hand seals in the Impure World Reincarnation modified version are vastly different from the original. Obito closed his eyes, recalled for a moment, and then began to slowly and carefully Hand Seals.
Zi-Chou-Ren-Kui-Yin.
Then, he suddenly pressed his hand into the loose soil in front of him.
The pitch-black network of Runes was instantly imprinted on the ground, and a grayish-white mist spread out.
The fog dissipated.
A man with a cold and aloof demeanor appeared.
He wore a black, tight-fitting combat suit as an inner layer, a black long shirt as an outer layer, and a red iron armor on top.
Behind him lies the Flame-Patterned Fan, a tradition passed down through generations of the Uchiha Clan.
Although its shape is somewhat bizarre, this Flame-Patterned Fan has an extraordinary origin!
It is made from the branches of the Divine Tree, is extremely hard, and even has the special ability to deflect attacks.
Possessing this "magic weapon" allows one to reflect the opponent's Ninjutsu back at them; it's as if having this fan in hand means having the world at your fingertips.
"Uchiha Madara."
Obito's gaze fell on the Flame-Patterned Fan, and his deep red pupils beneath the orange Spiral Mask contracted slightly.
The advantages and disadvantages of the Impure World Reincarnation: Snake Edition are equally obvious, and both are written on the forbidden scroll.
The resurrected can retain most of their combat power, but they also lose their sense of taste and smell, their creativity disappears, they cannot sleep, and they cannot experience any positive emotions. They can only accumulate negative feelings, which is equivalent to a corpse that can move freely.
At first, things are fine, but as time goes by, the resurrected person's personality will become increasingly irritable and bizarre.
There are ways to overcome this shortcoming...
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