And how can we fulfill each other's wishes without intersection?
But these words made a? appear on Iroha Isshiki's forehead.
Because.
"Why do you need Shizuka Hiratsuka's phone number..."
"Teacher Hiratsuka... how should I put it? Although she looks beautiful, she is surprisingly strict."
"The reputation among students is not very good."
"She took away the PSP that my friend lent me last month. She even acted like a spoiled child and didn't give it back to me." Iroha Isshiki complained with strong emotion.
Shizuka Hiratsuka is in charge of Chinese language classes, and she is also a life guidance teacher.
So sometimes I go on school inspections with other Public Morals Committee, and check the students' appearance and whether they have any important things to bring.
Isshiki The psp mentioned here should be the one her father bought for her last month. It seemed that playing Pokémon Legends: Arceus became popular in her class, so she didn't want to fall behind and immediately caught up with it. She also seemed to be interested in p5r.
And this left classmate Oreki speechless.
Because.
It can be found from the memory fragments that Iroha Isshiki used to play PSP after meals, but recently he was in a daze after meals.
It turned out that it had been taken away.
"Then I should be able to get your psp back." said classmate Oreki.
"!"
Speaking of this, Iroha Isshiki became interested.
"How?"
"First of all, I have failed in my coquettishness. It is impossible for you to negotiate."
"Ah, are you saying, Onii-chan, that you are going to sacrifice yourself to propose to her?"
"Hiratsuka teacher has a weakness, that is, she is not married. She cares about this matter very much!"
"So if I offer you as a sacrifice, then maybe it will work!" Iroha Isshiki said with great interest.
And these words made classmate Oreki think.
In the original book, this female teacher drives a luxury car, can fight, and is good at cooking. She seems to be excellent in all aspects, but being unmarried and talking about marriage can become a huge weapon against her.
Even if an ordinary girl like Saki Kawasaki says something like "Teacher, you might as well find someone to marry", it will be a knowing blow to her.
In other words, maybe the wish of this teacher Hiratsuka is... to be proposed to and then married?
Think a little bit.
Oreki then nodded slightly, "Yes, I asked you for her number just to propose to her."
"Oh, you actually proposed, you are such a good brother... wait a minute..."
"Onii-chan, you are asking me for her phone number first."
"That is to say!"
Iroha Isshiki finally reacted. "Do you really want to propose to her!?".
Her beautiful eyes widened.
Hello!
This idea is so novel!
It's beyond the scope of understanding.
So Iroha Isshiki went down directly.
Standing in a daze.
Then it took nearly a minute for her to react. "You mean, you originally wanted to propose to... that teacher Hiratsuka?"
"Yes."
Classmate Oreki said, "You yourself know that you are very cute, and the teachers may forgive you for acting coquettishly, but teacher Hiratsuka does not agree."
"This shows that she is very ethical."
"Besides, Teacher Hiratsuka is also very good-looking."
"So, isn't it normal for me to fall in love with her?"
"Then, naturally I want to propose."
Of course I want to propose...
"..."
"..." Isshiki.
"This, this isn't right!"
"Hey, Oni-chan, Hiratsuka-sensei wants 30!"
"You're only 18!"
"Also, that teacher is obviously so invulnerable and hard to talk to." Isshiki quickly stopped him.
"Isshiki."
But classmate Oreki put his hands on Wu Duo's shoulders, "You don't know, the feeling of heartbeat."
"Once you fall in love with someone, you will transcend these things."
"Besides, 30 is not too old."
"No matter how old a girl is, as long as she is good-looking."
"So if you care too much about your age, you will miss out on a lot."
"But once you ignore these things, you will find that the world is a beautiful place."
"What kind of loli old lady, or legal loli, these are all worth looking forward to."
Iroha Isshiki tilted his head.
"No, I can't understand what you said next."
"Also." Iroha Isshiki said quickly. "When you played house with me when you were young, didn't you say you wanted to marry me when you grew up?"
"When it comes to getting married, since we are a family, the financial resources are limited to gifts."
"Then there is no need to prepare the wedding room."
"It's easiest to just use what's already available."
"And these words, Onii-chan, have you forgotten them?"
Isshiki grabbed classmate Oreki by the collar.
Um.
Oreki classmate was stunned for a moment.
I'll go.
Is there such a setting?
"Well..."
"Are you feeling nervous?" However, looking at classmate Oreki's stunned look, Iroha Isshiki stood up and turned around as briskly as a butterfly.
"What I just said was all lies to you."
"Are you taking it completely seriously?" Isshiki said.
Then he laughed.
"..." Oreki classmate.
Oh.
So what she just said was all lies.
"Besides, compared to Onii-chan, I think Hayama-senpai is more exciting." Iroha Isshiki said.
"..."
Oreki classmate.
"Don't approach Hayama casually." Classmate Oreki said. "That person will not choose any girl."
"If you get too close, he will at best use it as a shield."
"I understand." Iroha Isshiki instantly lost his expression like a kitten, "Senior Hayama treats everyone equally. He treats everyone seriously and is a friend to everyone."
So you have a high emotional intelligence and understand it.
In other words, Isshiki in the original work is indeed Hayama in the bright version and Hachiman in the dark version.
"..."
Mentioning this name, classmate Oreki asked again, "So what do you think of Hikigaya Hachiman..."
"Who is that?" Isshiki said immediately.
"..."
Okay.
It has only been 2 months since Ichido has entered school, and Yukinoshita's service department may not have been established yet, so it is naturally impossible for Isshiki to know Hikigaya.
"Then, give me teacher Hiratsuka's phone number."
Oreki said, "I still have to propose to her."
"..." Isshiki.
"..." Isshiki.
"So after saying so much, Onii-chan, you are serious."
"Why did you fall in love with her?"
"She's pretty, and she has money. At the same time, she might raise a pretty girl. That means I don't have to work hard." said classmate Oreki.
"..." Isshiki.
"..." Iroha Isshiki choked.
I couldn't speak at all.
Her brother is usually quite casual. He is obviously very smart, but he never studies seriously. His grades are only 50 points in each subject.
She was still thinking about what to do if his grades were so bad.
result.
Isn't this a single female teacher who has already targeted someone else?
Classmate Oreki is determined to propose to Shizuka Hiratsuka.
And the idea is very extreme, she wants a beautiful rich woman and big sister.
Isshiki walked around him and looked around several times to confirm that this was indeed Onii-chan who had no ambition and wanted to eat soft rice.
Then she sighed and pulled out the phone number of Shizuka Hiratsuka.
She got this specially because she couldn't act coquettishly, so she harassed Teacher Hiratsuka, hoping that she could return the psp to her.
After all, a PSP costs 80,000 yen.
She bought it after saving up her pocket money for a long time.