Beauty, Are You on Earth?

Lu Xing returned to Earth.

The moment he came back, his stomach cramped. Then his limbs went weak and trembled, and sweat beaded on his forehead. Lu Xing quickly realized that he was hungry!

She hadn't eaten or drunk anything all day?

Considering his own situation, Lu Xing quickly understood and hurried back to the dormitory.

He realized that he had neither a meal card nor his phone on him. That Cold Ice Fairy had gone wandering around without bringing anything!

"You might not need mortal food, but you still need to eat!"

As he walked, Lu Xing wiped the sweat from his forehead. He had mild hypoglycemia; missing even one meal gave him cold sweats. Now that he had missed two, his stomach was protesting in wave after wave.

It was a wonder she had endured until now!

Ten minutes later, Lu Xing returned to the dormitory. Without another word, he ate several biscuits and gulped down half a bottle of water.

But that did nothing for his hunger. Lu Xing grabbed his phone and went out, finding a small restaurant in West Gate Urban Village. He ordered tomato and egg stir-fry, twice-cooked pork, and corn soup, then wolfed down three bowls of rice.

Only after eating did he feel alive again!

"Handsome, how many days have you been starving?"

Even the owner asked with a laugh when Lu Xing paid the bill.

Lu Xing could only smile helplessly. When he returned to the dormitory and saw the paper on the desk, he remembered that he had not checked whether she had left anything behind.

He looked around, and sure enough, there was something.

But Cold Ice Fairy truly treated words like gold. She had left only three neat, square Chinese characters:

I have read it.

"..."

Lu Xing was speechless for a long while. Read what? Couldn't she have written more? Did her handwriting contain Divine Power or lingering sword intent?

Forget it.

She was from the Xianxia World and had suddenly arrived on Earth in a different body. She probably thought she had been trapped by an enemy's illusion array, so naturally she would be cautious.

The next time she came over, she would understand what was going on.

After thinking it over, Lu Xing picked up a pen and added a line to the notes:

You are not a Fairy now. Eat when you are hungry, and drink water when you are thirsty!

Just then, Qi Wenyu returned. Lu Xing asked what "he" had done that day.

"You went out early this morning."

Qi Wenyu's expression was strange. "When I woke up at noon and went out to eat breakfast, I saw you. I greeted you, but you ignored me. When I got closer, you looked all cold and icy, so I knew you were having another episode!"

"...And then?"

"Then you just wandered off on your own. I followed you for a while and saw that you were only silently walking around campus, so I came back."

"Thanks!"

Lu Xing thanked him. Qi Wenyu waved a hand and said seriously, "Sixth Bro, you really need to see a doctor. I'm not joking!"

"Don't worry, I'm fine."

Lu Xing thought for a moment. "If it doesn't work out, I'll apply to move out."

"Why move out? What a waste of money. If you have an episode in the dorm, we can still keep an eye on you," Qi Wenyu said.

Lu Xing did not continue the topic.

He guessed that once they had all come to Earth once, things would improve considerably. That game could not possibly make him experience life with more than a dozen girls.

Thinking of the game, Lu Xing took out his phone and checked the mini-program again. The screen was still stuck on "Experience in Progress."

That night.

A Human Resistance Army member from future Earth, the daughter of a Duke from the Magic World, and a cold Xianxia World Fairy... I've only switched with three girls, and I'm already struggling. Please don't let there be any more switches!

Lying in bed, Lu Xing prayed inwardly. Unfortunately, the game did not listen to him.

When he woke up again, a ringing phone had startled him awake. Still groggy from sleep, he reached over and picked up the phone. The moment he saw the incoming number on the screen, he jolted fully awake.

"183***8503!"

Isn't that my own number?!

After freezing for a moment, Lu Xing's attention was quickly drawn to the hand holding the phone. It was a slender, lotus-root-like arm, elegantly shaped and delicate. Its fair skin seemed to proclaim that such an arm could only belong to an incomparably beautiful woman.

Taking a deep breath and calming himself, Lu Xing answered the phone.

The other side did not speak immediately. He could only hear faint, heavy breathing.

With a soft laugh, Lu Xing said, "Hello, beauty. Are you on Earth?"

The other side fell silent again.

"I know you're confused right now, but don't panic. I left a note on the desk. You'll understand after reading it. This time, we're in the same world, so we can talk on the phone!"

Having switched again, Lu Xing actually felt somewhat fortunate. At least this time, it was not another world!

After a while, the voice of Lu Xing's own male body came through the phone. "What do you mean, we're in the same world this time?"

The beauty had keenly caught the key point in Lu Xing's words.

"Look for that note on the desk," Lu Xing said.

"Okay."

The beauty agreed. After getting up, she immediately lay back down, her voice tinged with confusion. "Why is there someone else in your home? Your boyfriend?"

"What boyfriend? This is a college dorm!"

Lu Xing did not know whether to laugh or cry. "Isn't it obvious that this is a dorm? Beds on top, desks underneath."

"You're a college student?"

"You never went to college?"

Lu Xing lowered his head for a look. This beauty had an equally stunning figure. Like Anne, she slept wearing only underwear. Beneath the soft air-conditioned blanket was her shapely, curvaceous body, making Lu Xing's blood rush.

Fortunately, he had already seen the peerless Fairy from the Xianxia World who wore "nothing," so he had developed some resistance to Incomparable Beauty.

"I attended college abroad."

Lu Xing's voice came through the phone again, followed by an addition. "I didn't live on campus in high school either."

"So you're one of those privileged overseas students. Then you know how to get down from a bunk bed, right? The ladder is by the head of the bed."

Lu Xing laughed. His dormitory building was newly built and better than the old ones. The ladder was in the middle, making it easier to climb up and down.

"...You aren't wearing clothes?!"

A moment later, she asked in surprise, "How am I supposed to get down?"

"You aren't wearing any either."

Lu Xing laughed as he teased her.

The other side seemed to only then realize it and was momentarily at a loss. Lu Xing could only say, "I don't mean anything by it. I didn't look at anything. I'll close my eyes when I get dressed later. By the way, where are your clothes? Mine are on the bed. Look around."

She took a deep breath and tried to calm herself. "My clothes are in the dressing room... No, that won't do. Stay on the bed and don't move. Don't go into my dressing room. Wait until I get there. You're in Seaside City, right?"

"Yes, but you want me to lie here the whole time? No way. Isn't there pajamas on your bed? I'll put those on and get up. Don't worry, I won't look in the dressing room or anywhere else. I'll just sit in the living room and play on my phone."

Lu Xing bargained with her.

He had nearly been bored to death after sitting in the ice chamber for a whole day. Now that this switch had finally brought him to the modern world, he could not just sit around again. It was far too boring.

"Don't use my phone!" she hurriedly said.

"Then don't use mine either."

Lu Xing was not about to indulge her.

"I only called you. I didn't look at your privacy," she explained.

Lu Xing thought about it and nodded. "Fine, then I won't look at your phone or touch your body. I'll wait in the living room for you to come over. Get out of bed, wash up, and then take the subway to my place."

"Take the subway? I don't know how to take the subway!" she blurted out.

Seemingly feeling her face heat up, she explained, "I just returned to the country, and I don't even know where I am right now. Usually, a driver picks me up. Use my phone to call Assistant Zhang or Secretary Sun and have her send two cars to your school."

Lu Xing was speechless once again. She did not know how to take the subway, did not know where she was, yet she was extremely practiced at ordering secretaries and assistants around.

"You're alone. Why do you need two cars?" Lu Xing asked.

"One for me, and one for the secretary and assistant... Just call one car over."

Lu Xing tried his best to suppress the urge to mock her. After all, he had already experienced Noble Lady and the Xianxia World Fairy.

He opened her contacts, intending to find her assistant, when Lu Xing's voice came through the phone again. "Your clothes fell onto the floor. What do I do?"

"I probably kicked them down last night. Just climb down and pick them up."

"I can't get down. I don't have any clothes to wear!!" she said through gritted teeth. Naked, with another man in the dormitory—she simply could not accept it.

Lu Xing did not react for a long while. "No, you're a man right now!"

"..."