The Thirteen Squads' Captain Seats Are Full? Wouldn't Taking Out a Few Open Some Up? (First Update)

"Master, I'm not that little anymore!"

Yoruichi rubbed her swollen forehead and protested as she looked at Araki.

"Oh! You really aren't that little anymore..."

Araki narrowed his eyes and carefully sized Yoruichi up with a scrutinizing gaze before suddenly smiling faintly.

Just as Yoruichi had said, she had indeed grown quite a bit during these two hundred years in the "heavens," in the Soul King Palace~

"Um..."

"I feel like you're implying something, Master, but I still need to warn you: absolutely no dirty thoughts!"

Under Araki's scrutinizing gaze, Yoruichi subconsciously shrank her neck and crossed her arms over her chest in a defensive posture.

"What are you thinking, brat?!"

"Your master isn't so shameless that he'd be 'tempted' by a little girl like you."

Araki looked calmly at Yoruichi with an utterly placid expression as the hand holding his scabbard rose slightly once more.

"Huh? If I'm a little girl, then wouldn't Sister Saito be even smaller?!"

Rather than accepting Araki's words, Yoruichi retorted indignantly.

"This..."

After hearing Yoruichi's words, Araki's hand holding the scabbard trembled slightly.

Today's breast-teasing of Saito—complete!

"Although dirty thoughts are absolutely forbidden..."

"If I absolutely had to choose a suitable 'partner' in the Seireitei to produce outstanding descendants, I suppose I couldn't say I'd never consider you, Teacher Araki~"

"Even those old fossils of the Shihoin Clan, who think so highly of themselves, surely couldn't find anything to criticize about a son-in-law as powerful as you, Teacher Araki, right?!"

As Yoruichi spoke, she imitated Araki's movements, narrowing her golden eyes as she looked him up and down. Unfortunately, she had learned none of Araki's essence, making the gesture seem rather greasy instead.

"Heh, you sure know how to dream..."

"If you want your teacher to marry into the Shihoin Clan, train for at