Aizen vs. Kenpachi, the Battle for Araki's Strongest Disciple! Aizen: I'm the Most Outstanding One!
"What are you talking about?!"
"Captain Unohana isn't gentle enough?!"
"She could clearly have sliced those enemies into thin strips, flesh and bones included, while they were still alive!"
"But she didn't do that. In her mercy, she chose to kill those enemies in a single painless stroke! That is Captain Unohana's unique gentleness~"
"Captain-Commander Araki must have been able to live so lovingly with Captain Unohana for over a thousand years because, like me, he was drawn to Captain Unohana's gentleness~"
Seireitei's number one Unohana fan, Isane Kotetsu, stared lovestruck at Unohana Retsu, who stood bathed in enemy blood, and spoke excitedly.
"This one's beyond saving..."
Kuchiki Rukia, Abarai Renji, and the others helplessly shook their heads.
"Look at what you people have done?!"
"You brutes, do you even understand what Menos mean to us Soul Reapers?"
"Every Menos corpse you destroyed is of immeasurable value to Seireitei! You're really going to piss me off..."
Just as everyone was preparing to continue onward, Mayuri Kurotsuchi looked at the Menos corpses scattered around Kurosaki Ichigo and the others. Rage involuntarily rose in his chest. In Mayuri's eyes, Ichigo and the others were simply wasting priceless resources. Every Menos corpse was a treasure of Soul Society! If Ichigo and the others turned them all into mush, they would have no research value whatsoever...
Thus, Mayuri strode straight over to Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto, Unohana Retsu, and Yachiru. His gaze swept across their faces, and the corner of his mouth twitched. Great, all people he couldn't afford to provoke! Given Genryūsai, Unohana, and Yachiru's status, they certainly would not pay attention to the director of a mere Research and Development Bureau! So in the end, Mayuri went directly to Kurosaki Ichigo, who had the best temper among them all.
Even Mayuri understood the