Prologue: Getting Stronger by Drinking

Naruto: Getting Stronger by Drinking, Author: Half Orange

Having traveled to the world of Naruto, Yuu acquired a rather strange system.

As long as he drank alcohol, he grew stronger!

Raikage: "What? I have the strongest armor? Yuu just drank some booze and chopped me down!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi: "Yuu is a freak. I've only ever seen him drink, never seen him train, yet he manages to chop me down."

Uchiha Madara: "Dance? That bastard Yuu got drunk, stumbled around, and chopped me down."

Uchiha Obito: "Damn it! That bastard Yuu gets so drunk he can even chop through space!"

Yuu: "My hobbies are drinking and... chopping people."

"The so-called Three Body Techniques are..."

"Glug—glug—glug—ah!"

Sunlight streamed into Konoha Ninja School.

The chunin teacher in charge of teaching the elite class, Tanaka Shuichi, was writing and drawing on the blackboard.

Listening to the gurgling sound coming from behind him, his cheek twitched uncontrollably.

"Even though I know I might get chopped, as a teacher, I simply can't take it anymore!"

Veins bulged on Tanaka Shuichi's face as he turned around and roared.

"Yuu!!! No drinking during class time!"

The entire class instantly fell silent, all eyes focusing on that figure holding a wine gourd and drinking wildly.

"Is the t-teacher crazy? How dare he manage Yuu?"

"Is he afraid he's forgotten our former teacher, who still has to go to the hospital for check-ups from time to time?"

"It's over, the teacher is going to get chopped, right?"

Quite a few people in the classroom broke out in cold sweat, looking with fear at that figure, the overlord of this class.

"Glug—glug—glug—ah? What did you say?"

Yuu was a bit drunk at the moment, letting out a drunken hiccup, his gaze somewhat hazy.

"Uh, I mean, could you please not drink? After all, you're still young, and drinking is bad for your health."

Tanaka Shuichi shuddered as Yuu looked at him.

I acted on impulse! I was still way too impulsive!!! How come I just can't shake this habit of acting on impulse?

This guy Yuu was an unrepentant little lush!

Word had it that he had been hugging a wine gourd and drinking ever since he was two years old.

And most importantly, this guy's strength was terrifyingly high!!!

Setting aside his bad habit of drinking, Yuu was absolute, without a doubt, a super genius!

Even Kakashi Hatake, a super genius who had already graduated early, was no match for this guy.

Tanaka Shuichi still remembered what Yuu said when he took over this class and everyone introduced themselves.

"My name is Saiki Yuu, and my hobbies are drinking and... chopping people."

Yuu had said at the time with a hint of drunkenness.

Most importantly, he wasn't originally supposed to be in charge of the elite class.

The original teacher was currently on injury leave and had to go to the hospital for check-ups every now and then.

Not just for physical reasons, but for many psychological reasons as well.

The reason? That teacher once smashed Yuu's wine gourd, and consequently, got chopped by Yuu!

A single slash, merely a single slash!

That teacher, who was an elite chunin, suffered severe injuries.

More than the physical pain, what that teacher found even harder to accept was that he, a teacher who was an elite chunin, had actually been severely injured by his own student with a single slash!

And that year, Yuu was only six years old.

Now, Yuu was eight years old, and heaven knows just how strong this guy really was?!

If by any chance he slipped up and chopped him to death, there would literally be nowhere to seek justice!

"Not drink? How is that possible?"

Yuu grinned, raising the wine gourd to his mouth.