The System, That Shady Merchant! (Please Vote and Donate)

I transmigrated?

And I became Xue Qinghe, that nice guy who died as background fodder?

...

Staring at the immaculate white palace with its carved beams and painted walls, Su Xian was utterly dumbfounded.

He had merely fallen asleep while squatting in the bathroom. How the hell had that gotten him transmigrated?!

That would have been one thing, but of all people, he had transmigrated into Xue Qinghe!

That tragic Prince who had been killed off by Qian Renxue before he had even met the protagonist.

Wasn't this worse than being some nameless extra?

At least those extras got to show their faces, while he had been replaced outright!

Holy shit!

Other people transmigrated into the Clear Sky Sect, the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, or the beginner village, Holy Soul Village...

The first three gave them top-tier martial souls from birth. Even Holy Soul Village, the beginner village, had a mighty tree to lean on, letting them cheat their way through life while showing off with lightning effects...

So why had he become a Prince?!

And his martial soul was a freaking Swan?

Was this some kind of joke?!

The thought that he could be killed at any time, while also having to deal with the court's schemes and verbal sparring, sent a chill down Su Xian's spine.

Damn it!

I want to go back. Is there some badass fellow transmigrator who can give me a ride?!

"Ding! The flash-sale period has begun. The host may purchase any item in the shop at one ten-thousandth of its original price, with no quantity limit. Offer valid until the time limit expires."

"A system?"

Su Xian's expression froze, then quickly returned to normal.

These days, systems were standard equipment, like a buy-one-get-one-free deal. What was there to be excited about?

If you had any guts, you'd give away ten with every purchase!

What use was one system anyway?!

After patiently reading through the system's information, Su Xian was utterly speechless.

Since you were already selling things at a discount, couldn't you lower the price a little more? One hundred-millionth would do!

And if not, I'd make the decision for you—just give it away for free!

As a system, you needed to be generous. Otherwise, people would look down on you!

People fought for pride, Buddha fought for incense. System, you absolutely couldn't chicken out!

"Heh! I've been preaching to a cow."

Seeing that the prices in the shop had not dropped to zero, Su Xian knew that his grand plan had been rejected by the damned system. He could not help letting out a long sigh.

Sob, sob... In the end, he still had to bear all the money alone!

"Ten Thousand Year Shadow Leopard Soul Bone: 800 Gold Coins!"

"Aromatic Silk Beauty: 3,500 Gold Coins!"

"300-unit Level 8 Fixed Soul Cannon: 188,000 Gold Coins!"

"Silver Moon Divine Light Cover: 200,000 Gold Coins!"

"..."

"Damn it, what a shady merchant! A total shady merchant!"

Seeing the prices of the goods, Su Xian felt as though his heart were bleeding. They were absurdly expensive!

Those were Gold Coins!

Gold Coins!!

He had never even seen a single one in his life!

Sob, sob...

I really want to cry. I really do!!

System: ...

Keep pretending! If you can keep it up, the world will be yours!!

"Guards! Bring me every Gold Coin in the residence! Convert every valuable item into Gold Coins as well!"

A vigorous roar erupted from the palace as Su Xian's eyes burned with determination.

He was absolutely not doing this for the system's items. He merely wanted to slap the system in the face with Gold Coins!

That's right! That was exactly it!

Before long, muttering could be heard from the palace bedroom, interspersed with the occasional curse.

"Damn it! This Ten Thousand Year Soul Bone is so ugly, yet it costs hundreds of Gold Coins. Shady merchant, a complete shady merchant!"

"Pah! Why does this medicinal herb taste so awful? How did Ning Rongrong and the others swallow it?"

"Hiss... Two hundred thousand Gold Coins gone so quickly. It hurts!"

"Phew... Good thing I still have a whole pile left. Not much! Only around three Million Gold Coins!"

"..."

Watching the items in the room pile up higher and higher, with some enormous objects only able to remain sealed inside boxes, Su Xian finally understood that he was here to cruise to victory.

With his current equipment, even a Limit Douluo would die with regret before him. He could even take on a god.

Cultivate?

Cultivate my ass!

He just needed to lie down, watch the show, and be a good little boy.