The Post-Publication Remarks Were Posted in the Wrong Place

That's right!

You didn't see it wrong!

This book had gone premium again and again and again!

Ahem... All right, time to get serious!

That's right, it was time for the pity-selling segment again~

Qian Renxue: "Husband, we're out of rice and can't even cook! Why is no one subscribing or tipping us?"

Su Xian: "What the hell! You spendthrift woman! I gave you so many gold coins, and you're telling me we have no rice left?"

Qian Renxue: "There are too many gold coins. They've filled up the granary, so there's nowhere to put the rice."

Su Xian: ...

So our family only had gold coins left to eat?

Ahem!

Su Xian winked suggestively. "Wifey, this is when we should be acting pitiful. Our family has no gold coins, got it?!"

"Mm-hmm." Qian Renxue immediately nodded along.

Su Xian said with satisfaction, "Good! Go get a broken bowl. Since we've got nothing to do during the day, let's teach everyone how to beg for a living on our knees."

A minute later, Qian Renxue returned carrying a broken bowl...

Looking at the golden bowl in Qian Renxue's hands, Su Xian was utterly speechless. "Wifey, if you're like this, no one will pity us even if we beg!"

Qian Renxue pouted her little lips in grievance. "But this really is the most broken bowl we have."

Su Xian was filled with sorrow and indignation. "I declare our pity-selling attempt a failure!"

The moment he finished speaking, a slipper came flying over and kicked Su Xian straight to the ground.

Author-kun charged over with an axe in hand, his face full of savage ferocity.

"Sell that misery properly! If the results are bad, don't blame me for making you a eunuch!"

As he spoke, Author-kun glanced meaningfully at Su Xian's lower half.

Su Xian: ...

Fuck! You're forcing a decent man into prostitution!

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