"Big Brother, what are you doing?!"
The moment he heard he was going to be thrown into the Great Prison, Xue Wuji was utterly dumbfounded. He wriggled like a caterpillar, his face full of indignation.
"Nothing much. It's just that the food in Heaven Dou Prison has been pretty good lately. Don't you like eating? You can go have a taste," Su Xian said with a shrug, his expression perfectly serious.
Xue Wuji:...
The food in prison was good?!
Like hell I'd believe that! You think you can fool me just because I haven't read as many books as you?!
His face flushed red as Xue Wuji glared with eyes like bronze bells. "I wasn't the only one fighting in the street! Why am I the only one being arrested? Are you even my Big Brother anymore?!"
At that moment, Xue Wuji felt like his entire mindset was collapsing.
He had just gotten beaten up, and when his own Big Brother finally showed up, he actually helped an outsider and wanted to send him to the Great Prison??
Damn it!
Was that something a human would do?
What, then?
Were you happy to put righteousness before family?!
Seeing Xue Wuji's furious appearance, Su Xian clicked his tongue and shook his head. "How could I possibly be your Big Brother?!"
"Huh?"
Xue Wuji froze at once, staring at Su Xian in stunned disbelief as though he had misheard him.
But what came next made him collapse even further...
"If I admitted that I was your Big Brother, I'd be afraid others would think my intelligence was low too—that I was as easy to fool as an idiot," Su Xian said solemnly.
Xue Wuji:!!
You're calling me brainless? Saying I'm an idiot?!
Damn it!
If you've got the guts, let me go