There Have Never Been a Lack of Clowns in This World! Bonus Chapter

Long Fan's side.

He lay comfortably on the Starlight Beast King's back, which was as soft as a Simmons mattress.

Leisurely eating fruit.

With Gui Wu driven away, there was nothing to worry about on Long Xiaogua's end.

As for Long Xiaogua's mount.

Long Fan would not interfere of his own accord.

Even though he could basically command the entire unicorn herd of the Knight Sacred Mountain.

He still would not meddle in making arrangements.

After all, Hao Yue—or rather, Austin Griffin—

was both an opportunity and a challenge for Long Xiaogua, the Child of the Plane.

Whether man and beast could meet depended on their fate.

This matter could simply be left to nature.

Whether one searched within the Knight Sacred Mountain's magic array or drew a mount partner through luck, there was always an element of chance involved.

In a sense, it was a process of seeking fate.

When fate arrived.

Perhaps one could find a suitable mount with the very first step into the Sacred Mountain.

When fate had yet to arrive.

Even if one stayed here for a year, or even a hundred years, it would all be in vain.

The same was true for Long Fan.

The only extra thing was the mount Attribute Points from Deep Blue.

In any case, he had already decided to head to the core teleportation array and open a blind box.

But before leaving.

He scanned Long Xiaogua's current information panel.

Innate Inner Spiritual Power: 97.

His strength had already reached the fourth rank of Great Knight.

His Charm value had reached 98.

It was just a little short compared to Long Fan's 100.

In that case.

Judging by looks alone.

The mount he drew should not be worse than Hao Yue, right?

Thirty days passed like water.

With a shake, they were gone.

The black token in Long Fan's hand began to ripple with a reddish-gold glow.

The time had come.

The Starry Unicorn King slowly lowered its head.

Somewhat reluctant to part, it rubbed against Long Fan's shoulder.

Its pale golden beast eyes were filled with gentleness.

Long Fan stroked its Spiral Horn in final farewell.

The Starlight Beast King took one last look at Long Fan, who was gradually being enveloped in golden light.

It let out a long, ringing neigh.

Then it galloped away and spread its wings.

In an instant, it flapped into the air.

Above his head, it circled Long Fan several times.

Meanwhile, the token in Long Fan's hand suddenly shone brilliantly.

Golden light spread outward.

It turned into a curtain of light that completely enveloped him.

In an instant, the radiance flashed.

The Starry Unicorn King's figure vanished completely.

Long Fan's vision blurred.

Almost instantaneously, the scenery around him came into focus once more.

The first person he saw was the old guardian of the mountain, who had held high expectations for him.

For a full thirty days, Long Fan had not voluntarily teleported out.

That most likely meant he had failed to find a suitable magical beast companion mount.

Of course, he might also have deliberately remained inside.

The old guardian still clung to a final sliver of hope.

After all, if such an outstanding junior found a suitable mount, he would surely achieve great things in the future. The Saint Hall Alliance would gain a powerful knight, and even forging a Divine Seal would not be too difficult.

That murky single eye assessed Long Fan's emerging figure, looking clearer than ever.

But when he saw Long Fan being sent out alone, the One-Eyed Elder was slightly taken aback.

He walked over and looked left and right.

Not to mention a magical beast—even a single hair from one was nowhere to be seen.

Long Fan was spotlessly clean, practically without a speck of dust on him.

He was almost no different from when he had entered.

The One-Eyed Elder refused to believe it and asked, "Young man, where's your magical beast?"

Long Fan rubbed his nose.

"I didn't find one. Otherwise, something that big couldn't exactly be hidden."

The One-Eyed Elder coughed.

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He could not help grumbling inwardly.

So your trip to the Sacred Mountain was like going in, yet not really going in at all.

Ye Hua, standing nearby, was also filled with anxiety.

He had barely moved from the spot, waiting for news of Long Xiaogua's success.

He did not know the specific circumstances of Long Fan, the second person to emerge.

He only felt a little regret.

But then, when he thought of his own disciple, his heart immediately clenched.

It had been nearly thirty days already. Why hadn't his disciple come out yet?!

Not even thirteen years old, yet already possessing the cultivation of a Great Knight—he was undeniably heaven's favored son.

Logically speaking, those magical beasts in the Sacred Mountain that longed for freedom should have been scrambling to become his companion mount, right?!

Could he have returned empty-handed like the boy before him?

At that thought, Ye Hua became frantic with worry.

Outwardly, he remained expressionless, his face stiff as a corpse.

But beneath that reserved exterior, his heart had long been restless.

Seeing that the time limit was nearly up, he kept glancing at the light screen every so often.

He was practically staring holes into it.

He nearly wanted to rush in himself and help Long Xiaogua pick a mount.

The two Ghost Axes were also still there and had not left.

Earlier, after Gui Wu and his mount had been frightened out by Long Fan's Starlight Beast King, they had been extremely uneasy.

They knew they had kicked an iron plate.

And they had provoked two people whose talent surpassed their own.

If those two really chose mounts like Starry Unicorns, wouldn't they be finished?

Especially after hearing about the wager between his father and Long Xiaogua's master.

Gui Wu grew even more restless.

This grudge now weighed squarely on his shoulders.

After secretly hearing about his son's experiences, Gui Ying was also seized by unease.

If the two people they had offended really both obtained Star Brilliance Mounts, wouldn't his son's path suddenly become much narrower?

No, it would lead straight into a dead end.

And so, Gui Ying directly stayed behind with Gui Wu.

They decided to wait outside the Sacred Mountain and see whether the other side had truly obtained some formidable mount.

For people with dark minds like the Double Ghost Axes, seeing someone else earn a little more money felt even worse than losing money themselves.

Now that Long Fan had returned empty-handed, he had not brought out a Starry Unicorn, or even a first-tier mount.

With time running out and Long Xiaogua still nowhere in sight, the Double Ghost Axes immediately let out a huge sigh of relief.

Even though his son had chosen a mount colored like a green hat, Gui Ying was still overflowing with delight.

Just then, another flash of light appeared.

Long Xiaogua had been teleported out a day or two early.

At first, after hearing the Starry Unicorn's blunt refusal, Long Xiaogua had been quite dejected.

But he still felt somewhat unwilling to accept it.

And he held onto a faint hope.

So he chose to cross the entire mountain range.

Along the way, he had even entered the territory inhabited by Ninth Level Magical Beasts.

But reality was always harsh.

Just as the Starry Unicorn had said, the magical beasts he encountered did not even spare him a second glance. Some even launched attacks to drive him away.

Nearly thirty days passed in the blink of an eye.

Long Xiaogua did not intend to keep wasting time.

Following Long Fan's suggestion, he decided to try drawing a mount and test his luck.

Seeing another person return empty-handed, Gui Wu finally felt completely at ease.

His face immediately lit up with delight.

He grinned like Zhu Bajie.

Gui Ying smiled more subtly and tossed a remark at the grim-faced Ye Hua.

"Brother Ye Hua, don't forget our wager.

In this year's Demon Hunt Squad Selection Competition, I look forward to the splendid contest between our juniors."

As he spoke, he turned and patted his son on the shoulder, giving him a meaningful look.

"Wu'er, let's head back."

Gui Wu immediately understood the meaning behind his father's glance.

He promptly summoned the lush green Thorny Earth Dragon.

"Father, how about riding my mount out of the mountain?"

Gui Ying, playing along with him, instantly became the picture of dramatic surprise.

"Oh my, I nearly forgot that my son has a mount."

The two leapt onto the Thorny Earth Dragon—green from head to toe if you wanted life to go smoothly—

and rode away in triumph.

The third bonus chapter for Yu. Thanks...*