Jiraiya is lovelorn.
However, Uchiha Chen feels that this is inaccurate. After all, how can a person who has never been in love say he is lovelorn?
At best, it can only be regarded as a failure to convert the spare tire into a regular one, and was ruthlessly strangled in the cesspool.
But Jiraiya insisted that he and Tsunade dated for an hour before breaking up amicably. However, an insider Nawaki revealed that this data is extremely watery and has been exaggerated by at least sixty times.
"Men become stronger only after being dumped. Men who don't have the courage to say this as a joke are incompetent."
Jiraiya stood up and looked at the dusk that was about to fall, and said the most profound sentence in his life.
"Besides, happiness is not something that men should pursue."
His eyes were as deep as the ocean, which made Orochimaru standing aside stunned.
But the next second.
"Ahaha, I decided to write this story in my novel."
Jiraiya, who looked enlightened just now, suddenly started to act rude again.
"Brother Jiraiya, are you really okay?" Nawaki felt a little guilty. After all, he was the one who organized Jiraiya to express his feelings, but he didn't expect that he failed again.
"It's not your fault, it's all your sister's fault." Jiraiya patted Nawaki on the head.
"I knew Tsunade was shameless, but I didn't expect her to be so shameless! She obviously promised to fall in love with me, but she dumped me after only an hour of dating."
Jiraiya I hate it so much, because he was so excited that he didn't even have time to pull her hand, so he ended the first love in his life in a hurry.
"... I'm so stupid, really, I can do a lot of things!"
Uchiha Chen wanted to complain about Jiraiya, but he kept his mouth shut under his fierce eyes.
"What's wrong, you brat? You seem to have something to say?!"
Jiraiya gave Uchiha Chen a death glare, as if he was trying to stuff a Explosive Tag into his crotch.
Uchiha Chen, who wanted to seek help from the sidelines, looked at Orochimaru, but Uncle Snake was suppressing a smile on his face at this time, and seemed to be still immersed in the good news that Jiraiya was dumped.
Helpless, he could only bite the bullet and explain bitterly, "... No... I just thought of a good way to help you win back Teacher Tsunade."
"What... if there was such a good thing, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Jiraiya grabbed Uchiha Chen's little hand excitedly. It seemed that he was not the one who just said "men must be strong".
"Just... walk up to Teacher Tsunade with a cup, and then throw it to the ground to see if you can calm her down.
If you calm down and get it over with, your relationship will be almost restored. "
"What if not?"
"Just kneel down on the shards of glass and you're done."
——Are you trying to trick me again?
Jiraiya looked at Uchiha Chen with doubtful eyes. He suddenly thought of bad memories. A few years ago, he had three ribs broken by Tsuna Teuchi when he was tricked by this kid.
"Anyway, you are right to listen to me." Uchiha Chen swept over Nawaki and Minato.
"You see there are a bunch of singles around you. What do they know? Let alone talking about hands, they will blush even when talking to girls."
"It seems to make sense." Jiraiya rubbed his chin and said, "Okay, I'll give it a try tomorrow!"
After getting the method, Jiraiya left the others behind and walked excitedly towards his tent.
Have a good sleep tonight.
At five o'clock the next morning, Uchiha Chen, who had just woken up, stepped out of the carriage and patted Minato on the shoulder.
"Minato, go to bed. I'll call you when the troops leave."
Although there are thousands of ninjas here, they are in the wild after all, so they still need to be vigilant. Fortunately, there are five of them, Uchiha Chen, and each of them can stay for a while, so they can still get a good night's sleep.
"By the way, what are you doing?" Uchiha Chen asked in confusion, looking at Minato who was cleaning up Ninja Pouch.
"If you have nothing to do, I'm going to prepare bandages for Teacher Jiraiya. I always feel that he can use them today."
Minato opens his mouth like a crow's mouth.
Uchiha Chen smiled and shook his head, "Minato, can you have some common sense? What's the use of bandages? Glue is needed to make the portrait stick firmly!"
"..."
"Hahahaha, okay, go to bed now. We will almost cross the Land of Fire border today, and we will definitely be busy then!"
"Konoha should be there to respond by then. There won't be any problems, right?"
"I don't know much about this. Teacher Orochimaru didn't tell me about this, but just prepare for the battle."
"Well, I understand." Minato nodded and walked towards the carriage.
After looking around and finding nothing unusual, Uchiha Chen walked towards the car where Mikoto and Himeji were.
After opening the curtain, I found that the two little girls were still asleep, but the coats covering them had been kicked off.
"I'm not good at sleeping." After muttering, he picked up the clothes and covered them both. At this moment, Himeji, who was more vigilant, suddenly opened his eyes.
"Don't get me wrong." Uchiha Chen raised his hand awkwardly, indicating that he had done nothing.
Himeji didn't speak, just closed his eyes and fell asleep again. After waiting for a while, he heard no movement around him, and then he opened his eyes again.
The young man's retreating figure can still be seen through the gap in the curtain.
After looking at Mikoto and touching his somewhat hot face, Himeji lay down again.
As for whether I can still fall asleep... who knows.
At seven o'clock, the entire army began to set off again, and today they will return to Land of Fire. This is what every ninja knows.
"A small-scale battle may break out next. If you pay more attention then, I may not be able to take care of you. Minato and Nawaki, the safety of the team will be left to you."
"We are almost at the Land of Fire border. Is there still a chance of fighting?" Nawaki asked doubtfully.
"Yes, there is still one biggest problem that has not been solved yet."
Regarding Third Kazekage's problem, Uchiha Chen was only hinted by Orochimaru. He was not sure, so he could only give his team members a vaccination in advance.
When this ninja army returned from Land of Rivers Battlefield, successfully crossed the border and returned to Land of Fire, the entire army burst into cheers.
But Orochimaru, who was walking at the front of the team, didn't look happy at all. At this time, he already knew the news from the scouting ninjas ahead.
——Konoha's response team has arrived!
According to the previous routine, the army needs to be supported when it returns to the village victoriously. The purpose is not to protect the army. After all, there are thousands of ninjas here and they don't need anyone to protect them.
These people just represent the identity of Hokage and come to personally greet the army to show their respect for the heroes.
But what is a bit eye-catching is that there are a lot of ninjas coming this time, and they are also a bit mixed. Except for some ninjas from Anbu, more of them are actually ninjas headed by the Uchiha Clan. Of course, not all of them, there are also some small ninjas who are unwilling to be lonely.
"It came so quickly." Orochimaru smiled with an unknown meaning.
These people are naturally here to "protect" Third Kazekage to ensure that he is escorted back to the village smoothly. After all, as the biggest fruit of this war, just escorting him back is a great achievement.
"There are so many flies."
Unlike Orochimaru, Jiraiya did not speak, but gave these ninjas a complicated look.