Princess Tsunade was fond of gambling her whole life, and she never gave up such an interest no matter when, so she was later dubbed the fat sheep.
After our bold guesses and careful evidence collection, we finally came to the conclusion: Gambling is actually a way for this great female ninja to commemorate First Hokage.
Or, it could be said that it was a way to divert attention after she had gone through many vicissitudes of life. It was even said that this was actually her attempt to warn those who tried to embark on the road of gambling...
——The above is excerpted from "The Legendary Sannin - The Unknown Side", also known as "Pornography, Gambling, and Drug Purge".
Compared with the serious nonsense above, Uchiha Chen is much more real. He has seen through the essence of Tsunade, which is a bad gambler.
So the moment he proposed gambling, Tsunade's strong interest was aroused. After thinking for a while, he let him in.
As for the broken door?
Third Hokage The old man should send Anbu to fix it soon.
"Boy, what do you want to play? By the way, my gambling luck has been so good since midnight last night."
After entering the main hall, Tsunade came to the only low table. With a wave of his hand, he swept away the mountain of empty beer cans and a large number of lunch boxes that were about to smell bad to the ground.
Seeing this scene, Uchiha Chen's mouth turned to the back of his head. The goddess was disillusioned, could she?
But there was no other way. Who asked him to ask for help? Even if he had mysophobia, he had to endure it.
"I'm not very good at stud or dice, but since we're just playing, let's try something new."
After finishing speaking, he took out a newly purchased deck of playing cards that had not yet been opened from his pocket.
"After all that, why don't we still play poker?" Tsunade scoffed at this.
"Sister, I played all night yesterday and I never lost."
"Really?" Uchiha Chen was a little panicked. Big Fat Sheep, who was always losing every bet a few days ago and loved by everyone, suddenly had his fortune turn.
If Tsunade is lucky, I don't know how many people will suffer and how many people will be unlucky!
Therefore, it is obviously not a good idea to come to Tsunade at this time.
"No, after my observation, you should have come back in the middle of the night last night. Where did you spend the night?"
"There are so many weird things out there, so you can't play alone when you come back?"
"Then I need to ask for advice..."
"My Shadow Clone." Tsunade said as a matter of course.
"Usually I call her 2p, but of course there is also 3p. Do you want to meet her?"
"... Forget it, you'd better keep that thing to yourself."
"..."
As Uchiha Chen began to introduce the rules, Tsunade was disappointed. "It's still about comparing points. What tricks can be played?!"
"Don't say that. The rules are different. It's not just about comparing points."
"Children's stuff."
"If you keep talking, I'll go back. How about you continue having a threesome by yourself?"
"Don't." Tsunade crossed the table and took Uchiha Chen's arm. "I just won't say anything."
"Golden Flower is a deck of playing cards excluding kings and kings. It has a total of 52 cards in 4 suits and is divided into six types."
Uchiha Chen unfolded all the cards in his hand. "They are divided into leopards, flushes, golden flowers, tractors, pairs and singles.
The comparison of card types is naturally in this order. "
"Yeah." Tsunade's eyes seemed to be shining while listening to Uchiha Chen's explanation.
Of course, the target is not Uchiha Chen, but the cards on the table.
For this result, Uchiha Chen had already foreseen it. After all, this was a chess and card game that was very popular in tc in the previous life. Not only was it easy to get started, but it was also easy to arouse gambling addiction.
Of course, the most important thing is that Golden Flower is prone to cheating, and Uchiha Chen is a master in this area.
As for whether it will be discovered by Tsunade?
I dare not say anything about other gambling methods. At least I still have confidence in Golden Flower and Uchiha Chen. What's more, after adding so many points to Hand Seals and practicing my hand speed for so long, can't I still deceive a novice who has just entered the trap?
If you really want to get serious, I have to make you lose all your ****.
"Teacher Tsunade should be aware of the rules, so I won't say more." Uchiha Chen showed a harmless smile.
"Then I'll deal the cards?"
"Yeah." Princess Tsunade, who was inexplicably confident in his luck, nodded after thinking for a while, but at the end he added:
"You know the rules of ninja gambling, kid, right?"
"Of course, you are not allowed to use chakra, you are not allowed to use movements that exceed the visual limit of ordinary people, and you are not allowed to use Kekkei Genkai and secret techniques, right?"
"If you know it clearly, it will be easier to handle."
Tsunade is full of confidence.
But there was no suspense in the first game and she lost.
Tsunade: "..."
"Ken... I must have made a mistake somewhere, it's only the first game, keep going!"
Here comes the angry gambler mode.
However, the next seven rounds are no different from the first round, oh, there are still some differences. The cards Tsunade are getting smaller and smaller, and in the end it is the worst card like 235.
Oh my conscience, Uchiha Chen never cheated once. It seems that Tsunade's so-called luck was all due to his 2p.
"What an interesting expression... Ahem, cough, cough, what an interesting time. Teacher Tsunade, you see, you have been playing for so long. It is getting late. I will come back to play with you in two days."
After saying this, Uchiha Chen did not clean up the playing cards scattered on the table, but quickly stood up and walked towards the entrance door.
One step, two steps, Uchiha Chen was calculating in his mind while waiting for Tsunade to call him.
Sure enough, when he was about to walk out of the living room, there was movement from Tsunade, but it was not the words he expected.
Orochimaru commented a long time ago that Tsunade has the characteristics of a manly woman. This was very accurate, so a strong pressure was placed on Uchiha Chen's shoulders.
"Crack!"
The wooden floors, which were in disrepair, soon began to feel overwhelmed.
"You just played a few games and now you want to go back? How can it be that easy? Are you rushing to Red Light District to find Jiraiya?"
"No way, I just rushed back to take pictures of Mikoto. Now Kushina and Nonō are accompanying her."
"Mikoto's injuries are all covered by me! Even if her injuries need to be treated, the hospital will need to prepare medicine. It cannot be prepared in a day or two, so there is no rush.
As a price, you have to play with me for another half... no, an hour! "
Tsunade rubbed her fingers and found that half an hour was not enough for her, so she quickly changed her mind.
Uchiha Chen nodded calmly, and then reluctantly said, "Since Teacher Tsunade has made such a request, how can I refuse as a disciple?"
In fact, it is not just Mikoto who needs to be treated, there is also Himeji's father lying at home.
With the face of the Hyuga clan leader, he could naturally persuade Third Hokage to ask him to come to Tsunade, but since he agreed to Himeji, Uchiha Chen had to say it in person to reassure her.
So in the next time, Uchiha Chen sat at the low table in the living room and really played with Tsunade for more than an hour.
In order to prevent Tsunade from becoming resistant to this game because of his miserable loss, Uchiha Chen still let go a few times.
Tsunade, who finally won a few games, finally patted Uchiha Chen on the shoulder with satisfaction and personally sent him to the entrance gate after finishing.
"Come and play next time, I'm waiting for you."
Tsunade didn't mention the so-called treatment at all. They all say that people become better with age. It seems that the aunt in her twenties is really not a boaster, at least she is thick-skinned.
Uchiha Chen smiled and didn't say anything. Since Tsunade said he would prepare, he would definitely prepare. As for Hyuga Tenko's eyes, let's talk about it next time he comes.
Anyway, don't worry about Tsunade not getting used.