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"Brother Fu Ye, I want a serving of this carrot porridge! And this too."

Xiao Wu was curious about all sorts of things in the human world, while Beautiful Young Master Wu Ling sat quietly beside her.

Fu Ye found the sight quite amusing. After all, Wu Ling was Xiao Wu's Reincarnated Body, yet their personalities were worlds apart.

Letting the little girl order on her own would clearly make things difficult for her, so after Xiao Wu finished ordering, Fu Ye directly ordered several of the most expensive dishes.

After all, his System Shop clearly stated:

Item: Gold Soul Coin, Stock: 999999+, Price: 0

Tang Chuan was still wolfing down the food before him. Things he had once regarded as dirt now looked like beauties in his eyes.

He devoured chicken legs one bite at a time, and the sight made Yu Xiaogang's heart pound in alarm.

Tang San beside him was no different. He finished each chicken leg in one or two bites, shoved braised pork straight into his mouth, and swallowed it whole without even chewing.

Xiao Wu and Wu Ling saw their crude eating as well, and their brows furrowed at almost the exact same time.

Tang San and Tang Chuan seemed to sense Xiao Wu and Wu Ling's gazes, and they both turned to look left at nearly the same time.

The grease on their hands, the soup stains around their collars, and the red oil smeared across their cheeks all displayed their coarseness.

Since Tang San was not familiar with Xiao Wu, his expression was merely a little awkward.

But Tang Chuan was nowhere near as composed!

"Mm-mm."

Seeing the disgusted looks Xiao Wu and Wu Ling gave him, he wanted to explain himself. However, the Kun Meat in his mouth had not yet gone down, and the chili caught in his throat.

Tang Chuan forced himself to swallow it, but his throat clearly told him that it refused!

"Cough, cough, cough, cough!"

To salvage his image in front of Xiao Wu, he could only turn around and cough. However, he had forgotten one thing.

Tang San was seated to his right, while Yu Xiaogang was directly in front of him!

Of the six years' worth of food he coughed up, fifty percent landed on Yu Xiaogang's face, thirty percent sprayed directly into Yu Xiaogang's mouth, ten percent hit Tang San's face, and the remaining ten percent scattered evenly across their plates and the table.

A fishy stench sprayed from Tang Chuan's mouth, making everyone nearby frown.

"Blergh~~"

Two people at Xiao Chenyu's table with weaker stomachs immediately threw up at the sight.

Everyone else looked at Tang San and the others with disgust and refused to look any longer.

Xiao Wu and Wu Ling felt sick to their stomachs after seeing that scene. After all, they had seen Tang Chuan's yellow teeth.

Yu Xiaogang still had some public decency. He grabbed the trash bin beside him and vomited directly into it.

Tang San had it better, but after wiping the filth off his face, he still looked at his big brother with utter disgust.

After coughing for a while, the great Tang Chuan finally recovered. When he looked toward Xiao Wu again, he found that Xiao Wu and Wu Ling had already turned away and refused to look at him.

The discovery left him feeling somewhat dejected.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I—"

"It's fine. I know you didn't do it on purpose."

"That's right, Brother, don't take it too hard. Teacher and I don't blame you."

Hearing his teacher and the words of his former self, Tang Chuan inexplicably felt an emotion called being moved.

"Mm!"

Then he saw the chicken leg in his bowl, now covered in filth. After giving it some thought, he decided to set an example and advocate against wasting food.

As Tang God King, he championed thrift and frugality. No waste! He would become the God of Thrift!

He used his hand to peel off his own saliva and scraps, then took a huge bite. Afterward, he looked at the porridge beside him, which only had a little saliva in it—

"Gulp, gulp."

Yu Xiaogang: Blergh~~

Tang San: Blergh~~

Xiao Chenyu: Blergh~~

Xiao Chenyu's remaining lackeys: Blergh~~~~~~~

"Blergh~~~ Blergh~~ Blergh~~~~"

Hearing the commotion, Xiao Wu and Wu Ling turned back to look. Then—

"Brother Fu Ye, I feel a little nauseous."

"Big Brother Fu Ye, me too."

"Boss! Where's the boss?! I'll add thirty Gold Soul Coins—get me a private room!"

Fu Ye could not take it anymore either. God King Tang San's bizarre antics were simply too savage. Even someone as worldly as him was nearly unable to endure it.

"Fuck! I can't take this anymore!"

"Damn it, if he's not beating people, he's deliberately disgusting them!"

"Fuck you—blergh~"

"I can't do this. He's too disgusting."

"Let's go, let's go. I don't want to stay in this cafeteria for even one more second."

Three minutes later, Fu Ye, Xiao Wu, and Wu Ling were arranged into a luxurious private room. Because of what had happened, they did not charge Fu Ye any extra.

As for Yu Xiaogang, Tang Chuan, and Tang San, the luxurious restaurant on the second floor had already banned them. From now on, the academy cafeteria would no longer allow the three of them to step onto the second floor!

A quarter of an hour later.

"The carrot porridge is so good."

"This meat is so tasty."

"If you like it, eat more. If it isn't enough, we can have them bring more."

Like Xiao Wu, Beautiful Young Master, who had reincarnated and cultivated anew, was a little foodie. Although there had been that little incident earlier, it seemed that delicious food truly could make them forget their troubles.

Late at night, while every other dormitory had turned off its lights and gone to sleep, Dean Fanos's room remained brightly lit.

"Oh? Baby, you're saying the academy cafeteria kicked you and your two students out without bothering to distinguish right from wrong?"

Fanos was speaking intimately with Yu Xiaogang while engaging in particle collision exercises. Upon hearing Fanos's response, Yu Xiaogang hurriedly nodded.

"That's right, and their attitude was extremely terrible. I—"

Before Yu Xiaogang could finish, Fanos interrupted him.

"It's fine. Although the cafeteria isn't under my authority, I still have some power as the dean. Tomorrow, I'll talk to them for you."

"Mm! Go talk to them tomorrow!"

Hearing that the matter could be resolved, Yu Xiaogang was delighted!

What was a network? This was a network! Yu Xiaogang had never been inferior to anyone in his life!

Still, that young man whose name was the same as the trash who had died twenty years ago made him feel that something was off.

But he did not think much of it. The other party looked only eighteen or nineteen, and even if that person had vanished after being severely injured back then, he could not possibly still be seventeen or eighteen today.

"Smack!"

Yu Xiaogang felt a burning sensation strike him from behind.

"Move it!!"

Inside Fu Ye's villa in Notting City.

Xiao Wu was currently hugging Beautiful Young Master Wu Ling as they slept, claiming that she was protecting her.

"Big Sister Xiao Wu, when did you meet Brother Fu Ye?"

~o(￣▽￣)o

"Hehe, Fu Ye and I met a long, long time ago."

"Then are you two a couple? I think you and Brother Fu Ye are such a perfect match."

(^__^)

"A couple?"

After hearing Wu Ling's words, Xiao Wu fell into thought. A couple? She and Fu Ye did not seem to be in that kind of relationship, but if she had to put it into words, they seemed more like master and pet—

p(#￣▽￣#)o

But she had already transformed into a human now, so she had definitely stepped beyond the category of pet!

As for being a couple... that did not seem impossible either!

"I'm not sure about that. We'll have to ask whether Mom agrees."