A Goofy System Worth Having

"Ding-dong! The system warmly reminds the host: if you fail to complete the God-Level Hidden Task, the system will..."

"What will happen? Don't tell me you want to kill me? System, don't forget that you're bound to me. If I die, you'll be scattered to the winds too."

Xiao Han smiled smugly. His relationship with the system was like a biological symbiosis—both prospered together, and both suffered together. Xiao Han refused to believe the system could screw him over!

"Ding-dong!"

"The system is bound to the host and naturally cannot kill the host. The system warmly reminds the host that if you fail to complete the God-Level Hidden Task, the system will reward you with a Ru Hua!"

"What? System, what did you say you'd reward me with? Ru Hua?"

An image surfaced in Xiao Han's mind: a fat woman picking at her feet and nose, with a scraggly beard.

"Ding-dong! That is correct. If you fail to complete the God-Level Hidden Task, the system will not kill the host. Instead, it will reward the host. The system will reward the host with a Ru Hua."

"Fuck, are you trying to disgust me to death?" Xiao Han cursed.

At that moment, no matter how Xiao Han protested or how unwilling he was, the system gave no further response.

"This system—either it makes my strength regress when I fail a task, or it rewards me with a Ru Hua. If you could take human form, I swear I'd ravage you!"

Xiao Han considered himself strong and had great confidence in himself. But that was only when facing opponents whose cultivation was not more than ten stars above his own. An ancient mighty expert who could ascend to the Chaos Realm, an existence beyond the Universe Realm—how many levels above Xiao Han