"Alright, let's sort this out. We now have an Ultron joining the Avengers, so we can call him Avengers Ultron. Another Ultron wants to form an entire Avengers legion, so I'll call him Legion Ultron. That sounds more convenient than Avengers Protocol Ultron. Oh, and you—what should I call you?"
[If possible, you may call me Gospel Ultron.]
Doctor Ultron had now ascended and evolved. Back when he was a doctor, he wore nothing at all. Now, he wore a priest's robe with a cross on his chest, looking almost respectable. He had even moved his little clinic into a church. From now on, all his surgeries would be performed in the church.
Even the way he spoke had become more human.
[I discovered that performing surgery inside a church makes patients more devout in their religious faith, especially when they find that neither they nor I have any blood on us after the operation.]
"Devout?"
Staring at the Ultron before him, Peter, seated on a church pew, asked in bewilderment, "What exactly did you go through, Ultron? Why do I feel like you're about to attain enlightenment and ascend?"
[When I provided free medical care to those who could not afford it, I found that many people regarded me as God's messenger, Spider-Man. This presented a logical error. The medical services I provided had no essential connection to God, yet they attributed more of that help to God rather than to me.]
As an artificial intelligence, Ultron naturally did not feel anger. He simply could not parse the relationship from a logical standpoint, so he began to study, analyze, and attempt to find the answer through data analysis.
Then Ultron discovered another fact: simply having patients promote his free medical care might not have produced particularly good results. But