After thinking it over, I decided to post this under this alt account after all.
New alt accounts haven't been as easy to set up lately. It's been kind of a hassle.
My original work was a huge failure. After reflecting painfully on it, I figured I'd go back to writing fanfiction and make a little money.
Well, that was basically it.
"Inuzuka Ryōjin's Dog"
It was still Naruto, so here was the blurb.
How did high-end Shinobi Wars get fought?
Scene: The Hokage of every generation battle that man.
Sarutobi Hiruzen, the God of Ninjutsu and Professor of Ninjutsu: "At the start, I summon Enma with the Adamantine Staff Summoning to provide support and pull aggro. I open with Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Fire Technique to probe their movement, then lay down Earth Release: Earth Flow Great River to alter the terrain. Next comes Wind Release: Cyclone to lock down the entire field and restrict movement, creating conditions for damage output. Then I follow up with the composite Ninjutsu, Lightning-Water Dragon Bullet, for full-force damage. Finally, I finish in style with the Five Releases: Great Barrage Technique. Ultimate finisher! Wherever leaves dance, fire shall burn. Even if it costs me my life, I will fight to the end."
Namikaze Minato, the fastest man in the Shinobi World and the strongest Fourth Hokage in history: "Third Hokage, you're too slow. At the start, instantly activate Sage Mode for the stat boost. Then spread Flying Thunder God Kunai across the field and leave markers. Move, move, move, move, move. An opening! Fleeting as it is—now, the chance! Spiral Flash Super Round Dance Howl Three Style! Sorry, but I can't let you run wild here."
Hashirama Senju, hero who brought peace to the chaotic age, legendary ninja, and strongest God of Shinobi