Douluo: Bibi Dong, Why Are You Crying After I Leave!
Chapter 50

Tang Yuehua: Wakaka! Flawless Qian Chengxiao

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Tang Yuehua: Wakaka! Flawless Qian Chengxiao! (First update! Asking for monthly votes!)

"Wakaka~"

Tang Tian and Tang Hao, Father and Son, had still been stunned that Qian Chengxiao had learned the Chaotic Cloak Hammer Technique and its ultimate principle, the Great Sumeru Hammer, after seeing them just once. But upon hearing Tang Yuehua's strange laugh, they both turned to look at her.

Even Qian Chengxiao, who was slumped before Tang Tian and pretending to be exhausted, was drawn in by Tang Yuehua's incredibly quirky and adorable laughter.

For a moment, all three pairs of eyes converged on Tang Yuehua.

Yet Tang Yuehua was still immersed in her fantasy and did not come back to herself right away.

Only when she felt their gazes did Tang Yuehua belatedly realize what was happening. The person she loved most was looking at her with an amused expression, while Second Brother and Father wore utterly puzzled looks.

Tang Yuehua finally reacted, let out a soft "Mmng," covered her face with both hands, and fled in panic.

"Uh..."

Qian Chengxiao stared blankly at Tang Yuehua's retreating figure.

Ever since last night, it was as though some switch inside the little lass had been flipped. She had become completely strange.

And judging from that weird laugh just now, she definitely had not been thinking about anything decent.

That lovestruck look on her face was simply...

So what exactly had happened after he got drunk last night?

While Qian Chengxiao was lost in thought, Tang Tian and Tang Hao watched Tang Yuehua flee, then looked at Qian Chengxiao. Father and Son exchanged a glance and both fell silent.

Good heavens, how long had Qian Chengxiao even been at the Clear Sky Sect? Yet he had already bewitched their little sister so thoroughly that she was completely wrapped around his finger.

Qian Chengxiao could probably ask for any position he wanted, and Tang Yuehua would become whatever position he wanted. She was completely molded to his shape.

Damn!!!

After fleeing in embarrassment before the man she loved, Tang Yuehua's two short little legs spun like propellers as she dashed back to her courtyard. Once inside her room, she locked the door from within.

After making sure no one could come in, Tang Yuehua carefully pulled out all the adult storybooks she had collected from beneath her bed and began selecting through them with a flushed face.

Things like the Eighteen Arhats Ascension Style, Honeyed Words, Dagger in the Belly, and The Proper Use of Little Feet.

As Tang Yuehua looked at the storybooks laid out on her bed, she had not even read their contents, yet merely seeing their titles made her blush furiously and feel hot all over.

After careful consideration, Tang Yuehua finally picked up The Proper Use of Little Feet and Hemming and Hawing.

After all, ever since reading a little of those storybooks yesterday, she had finally understood what it meant to cook the rice before it was ripe.

Among these books, only those two were usable for her. As for the others, she would have to wait until her body developed a little more.

When Tang Yuehua opened The Proper Use of Little Feet and saw the illustration and description on the first page, her eyes gradually widened.

So they could be used like that too.

Would Husband like them stuffed in his mouth? Her little feet did not smell at all, but... but could that really be put in someone's mouth?

Ah, how embarrassing.

But why, after reading this, could she no longer suppress the thought of stuffing them into Husband's mouth?

No, no. Tonight, she had to wash her little feet thoroughly.

And she needed to add more flower petals to the milk bath. That way, her little feet would smell sweetly of milk.

Surely Husband would like them then, right?

"Wakaka~"

Thinking of this, Tang Yuehua could not help laughing strangely again, looking a little like an infatuated pervert.

On the other side, after Tang Yuehua had shyly left, Tang Tian slowly came back to his senses. Looking at Qian Chengxiao, who had just recovered, his eyes were filled with shock.

"Cheng Xiao, you brat, your talent and comprehension are simply terrifying."

"Exactly, exactly."

"Just looking at you makes me feel as though I've spent all these years living like a dog."

Having come back to his senses, Tang Hao sat beside Qian Chengxiao and immediately chimed in upon hearing Father's words.

Even after regaining his senses, Tang Hao, seated beside Qian Chengxiao, still felt as though he had not fully woken up.

Or perhaps Tang Hao suspected that he had gotten out of bed too violently this morning.

How could Qian Chengxiao be this absurdly monstrous?

He could completely comprehend and learn something after seeing it once, and this brat's physical constitution was far too monstrous as well.

Then again, his First Soul Ring had been a thousand-year one, while his second Soul Ring was already Ten-Thousand-Year.

It was one thing for him to possess such a powerful physique and cultivation talent, but how could his comprehension be so heaven-defying too?

He was even so attractive to women. How could this brat be so perfect? Did this guy not have any flaws at all?

He did!

This guy could not outdrink him.

At that thought, Tang Hao's overwhelming sense of disparity instantly vanished, and he came back to life at full health.

Meanwhile, Tang Tian watched Tang Hao sit beside Qian Chengxiao and grin foolishly without stopping. At first, he wanted to knock him on the head.

But then he thought of Qian Chengxiao's terrifying cultivation talent and comprehension. If he provoked Hao'er further, he feared Hao'er would suffer another blow because of it.

He could only sigh helplessly in his heart. Sigh!

Forget being the same age as Cheng Xiao—even old fellows like them, if they happened to live in the same era as this monster Qian Chengxiao, would only be crushed and suppressed by him.

Fortunately, fortunately.

Cheng Xiao's enemy was Spirit Hall.

At that thought, Tang Tian was overjoyed.

Spirit Hall, you will not be arrogant for much longer.

Before this old man dies, I will definitely see Cheng Xiao lead the Clear Sky Sect to personally storm Spirit City and destroy your Spirit Hall.

Thinking of this made Tang Tian exceptionally excited. He was truly looking forward to that day.

Fortunately, Qian Chengxiao did not possess the ability to read other people's thoughts. If he did—

Hearing Tang Tian's words, he would have laughed himself to death.

When the time came, it was still uncertain who would be attacking whom.

If not for the little lass Yuehua, there would be no need to even think about it. The first to be destroyed in the future would be your Clear Sky Sect.

Tang Tian, Tang Tian, just be grateful that you gave birth to such a good daughter.

This scheme was mainly set up for that little rascal Tang San.

"Alright, Hao'er, continue practicing the Chaotic Cloak Hammer Technique."

"As for Cheng Xiao, your top priority now is raising your Soul Power."

"After some time, once your Soul Power reaches rank thirty, this old man will personally take you to the Star Dou Great Forest to hunt a Soul Ring for you."

"Thank you, Father-in-law. I'll begin cultivating right away!"

Upon hearing Tang Tian's words, Qian Chengxiao immediately sat cross-legged, closed his eyes, focused his mind, and began cultivating.

See? Coming to the Clear Sky Sect was great.

Not only had he escaped that crazy woman Bibi Dong, but he had also met the treasure of a girl that was Little Steam Girl. He could even use an enemy faction to strengthen himself.

It was simply killing three birds with one stone.

And counting his current scheme, it was no longer three birds, but several birds. (End of Chapter)

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