My Douluo System is Not Right
Chapter 11

Ten-Thousand-Year Head Soul Bone

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When Sword Douluo broke through to become a level ninety-six Titled Douluo, Yun Yun sensed it.

She did not reveal herself.

Sword Douluo had originally wanted to thank her, but Steward Ode on the third floor stopped him.

"Senior Sword Douluo, Her Majesty said there was no need for thanks. Besides, she, the Pavilion Master, and the young master are currently researching something. She hopes you can understand."

Ode spoke to Sword Douluo very politely.

"Very well. If there is an opportunity, remember to thank Your Majesty Yun Yun for me. I truly am deeply grateful to her." Sword Douluo said politely to Steward Ode.

"Certainly, Sword Douluo Your Majesty." Steward Ode felt as though he had drunk honey.

This was Sword Douluo, a Titled Douluo renowned throughout the continent, speaking to him so politely!

On the fifth floor, in Yuehua's private chambers.

In a rather large bathtub, Yun Yun and Tang Yuehua, two women of peerless elegance, soaked together.

But that was not all.

In the middle of the bathtub sat a little brat not yet six years old, acting like some Sir.

"Mm, Wife Yuehua, Wife Yun Yun, how was that? You lost, didn't you? Hahaha."

Yun Xiao Feng had waited a long time for this day.

Now that it had finally arrived, he was immensely happy.

Just as the two women wiped Yun Xiao Feng's body in the bathtub.

The system that had been dormant in Yun Xiao Feng's mind for years finally woke up. It came back to life.

Dog Host, you're not even six years old! Are you even human?

Then the system checked the rewards Yun Xiao Feng had received over the years!

Even as a system, it was utterly speechless.

Dog Host, why didn't you let your second wife, Tang Yuehua, cultivate the Nine Yin Manual?

"System, you finally came back to life."

"Come to think of it, you never said Yuehua was suited to cultivating the Nine Yin Manual, did you? I was afraid she wouldn't be suitable for it and might suffer a cultivation deviation. What would I do then?"

At least you, Second Fool, have a bit of conscience. She is very suited to cultivating this technique. I improved it.

"Really? That's great. Then I'll pass the technique on to her later."

"By the way, System, where are all the rewards I've gotten over the years? You didn't embezzle them, did you?"

The system was furious now and wanted to hit someone.

Truly, it had never been this angry before.

Bullshit. You fucking never even checked how many rewards you received, you utterly depraved beast.

Name: Yun Xiao Feng Gender: Male Age: Six in half a month, Child Husband Martial Soul: None Soul Power Level: Level 20 Bloodline: None for now Cultivation Technique: Nine Yang Manual Backpack: (A whole pile. There's too much stuff, so I won't pad the word count.) Harem: First Wife, unknown. Second Wife, Tang Yuehua. Third Wife, Yun Yun.

Dog Host obtained the Heavenly High-Level Battle Skill, Lingbo Microstep, when Tang Yuehua chased him with a feather duster.

Dog Host obtained the Heavenly High-Level Battle Skill, Eye of Truth (only he can learn it), when he secretly watched his two wives bathe.

Dog Host obtained the Heavenly High-Level Battle Skill, Six Meridian Divine Sword, after observing Yun Yun's Sword Qi during the graduation performance.

Dog Host obtained the Complete Alchemy Guide while bathing with his two wives.

"Can you change what you call me?"

Second Fool was the first in Douluo Continent to embrace two women at once and obtained the Tai Xu Ice Soul Sword Technique. Yun Yun can use this technique in the future, but not yet.

Second Fool obtained a portable small world while playing the zither for his two wives.

"I fucking—"

"Can you change what you call me? Something like, 'Esteemed Host'!"

Are you worthy?

"Why the hell am I not worthy?!"

Dog Host, you have been living far too comfortably lately. This system will teleport you to Novice Village in two days. Remember the time—two days from now. Make sure you arrange your affairs.

"I'm seriously speechless. You damn dog system."

Dog Host detected insulting the system. Electric shock for ten seconds.

"What the hell—"

"Ah... ah!" Yun Xiao Feng, who was bathing with two stunning beauties on the fifth floor, cried out.

His entire body instantly convulsed. Then the hair on his head stood straight up from the shock, even smoking slightly. He looked oddly adorable.

"Xiao Feng, what's wrong?" Tang Yuehua hugged Yun Xiao Feng anxiously, terrified that something might happen to him.

Yun Yun stood nearby as well. Seeing the charred black marks on his back, she felt that the Lightning Element was truly vicious.

"Sister Yuehua, don't worry. Xiao Feng should be absorbing the Lightning Element in the air. He'll be fine soon. This will benefit him." Yun Yun seemed to have realized something.

Tang Yuehua released Yun Xiao Feng. "Little Rascal, you scared us to death."

"Sorry for making you worry. Here, have a couple of candy beans." The ten-second electric shock punishment had ended. This time, while it hadn't made Yun Xiao Feng foam at the mouth—

—it had still left him feeling awful.

Yun Xiao Feng took two Youth Preservation Pills from his system backpack, though he had no idea what he had done to earn them.

Then he stuffed one into Tang Yuehua's mouth and one into Yun Yun's.

The pills melted as soon as they entered their mouths.

The two women instantly absorbed the medicinal effects. Though they were already peerlessly elegant, who wouldn't want to return to the most beautiful moment of their lives, when they were eighteen?

Yun Xiao Feng then quickly climbed out of the bath barrel. With his two wives still inside, impurities had already been expelled from their bodies on the surface.

This was even more incredible than a Marrow-Cleansing Pill!

By then, Yun Xiao Feng had arrived in the study on the fourth floor of Moonlight Pavilion.

He wanted to write down cultivation techniques that would help his two wives, Tang Yuehua and Yun Yun.

After all, Tang Yuehua's martial soul was now a useless one, but the Nine Yin Manual should allow her to cultivate, right? It ought to be able to increase her Soul Power.

Then Yun Yun could teach her the Nine Swords of Dugu, Six Meridian Divine Sword, and Lingbo Microstep—these techniques. Besides, he believed he would surely obtain other god-tier cultivation techniques in the future.

As Yun Xiao Feng lay over the desk writing down those techniques, it seemed that Second Fool really was a fool.

"What the hell did I do to provoke you again?"

You Second Fool. Just press your index finger against their foreheads, and you can transmit whichever cultivation techniques you want to teach them. Understand?

"Damn it, why didn't you say so earlier?"

You really are a dog.

"..." Yun Xiao Feng then rushed from the fourth floor of Moonlight Pavilion back up to the fifth floor.

At that moment, the two young beauties were standing in front of the mirror. Their skin was as white as snow, rosy beneath the pale surface. Though Tang Yuehua and Yun Yun were both already in their early thirties—

—they now looked exactly like eighteen-year-old girls.

Yun Xiao Feng was completely dumbstruck.

"Little Rogue, what did you feed us? I feel so much younger." Yun Yun was delighted, voicing the question Tang Yuehua had wanted to ask as well.

"Uh, they're called Youth Preservation Pills. They can preserve your appearance at eighteen. At the same time, they'll help you cultivate better by widening your meridians." Only then did Yun Xiao Feng explain.

"Oh, right, Wife Yuehua, relax your mind." Yun Xiao Feng slowly walked over to Tang Yuehua.

She sat on a stool, emptying her mind.

He stretched out his chubby little hand and pressed his index finger against Tang Yuehua's forehead.

Then he transmitted the Nine Swords of Dugu, Lingbo Microstep, Six Meridian Divine Sword, and Nine Yin Manual to her all at once.

After receiving all that information, Tang Yuehua instantly felt dizzy and disoriented. She needed time to recover.

Those cultivation techniques were all damn powerful.

Tang Yuehua then staggered sleepily over to the bed and lay down.

"Wife Yun Yun, your turn." Yun Xiao Feng did the same thing, transmitting the things useful to Yun Yun into her mind. Her spiritual power was especially strong.

So she received them easily.

"Thank you, Little Rogue." Yun Yun picked Yun Xiao Feng up and kissed his forehead.

"You're both my wives. I'll definitely protect you. Even though I'm still rather weak right now, I'll definitely become very, very strong. Hehe."

Yun Xiao Feng was so happy he nearly jumped up. These were his goddesses!

"Wife Yun Yun, I'll be leaving in a couple of days to venture out on my own for a while, but don't worry. I'll definitely be fine.

Please comfort Wife Yuehua more. From now on, you two can just look after each other." As soon as Yun Xiao Feng finished speaking—

Yun Yun hugged him tightly. "What about your safety when you go out?"

"Mm, don't worry. Look." As he spoke, Yun Xiao Feng took out that pale yellow jade pendant Soul Tool and brushed it with his Soul Power.

A sea-blue triangular crystal appeared in his hand.

He then injected a tiny bit of Soul Power into it.

The triangular crystal instantly expanded, enveloping Yun Xiao Feng within it. Yet from the outside—

Yun Xiao Feng had completely disappeared.

"This Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud is the core of a divine artifact. Although I don't know exactly how much damage this core can withstand, I'd say Wife Yun Yun probably can't break through its defenses right now!"

Yun Xiao Feng was highly confident that he could get Yun Yun to agree to let him go out and cultivate on his own.

Dog Host has received one kiss from Yun Yun. Reward: 100,000-Year Nine-Tailed Fox Head Soul Bone. First skill: Soul Attack. Specifically effective against soul bodies or souls. Second skill: Immunity to soul attacks. Dog Host, aren't these soul bone skills badass?

"Badass. It feels like they were specially prepared for Wife Yun Yun. Thanks. You finally did something decent."

I fucking want to kill him.

The system really wanted to kill Yun Xiao Feng right now. In truth, this soul bone and its skills had both been prepared for him.

Yet this guy turned around and gave it to Yun Yun instead. He nearly pissed her to death. But then again, that was exactly the kind of person he was.

"Wife Yun Yun, I'm giving you something else. This soul bone has two skills. The first is Soul Attack. The second is immunity to soul attacks. Hurry and absorb it."

After putting away the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud, Yun Xiao Feng placed it inside his Soul Tool.

Then, he held a soul bone glowing with a crimson light in his hand. It was an exceptionally precious head soul bone—and a 100,000-year one at that.

"What about you?" Yun Yun asked after taking the soul bone.

"Go ahead and absorb it. I'll have one soon enough too." Although this soul bone was still extremely important to Yun Xiao Feng

he still gave it to Yun Yun.

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