Yun Yun Is About to Explode

After Xiao Tian finished cooking, he went into the room and called, "Stupid woman, come out and eat. This is the first time in my life I've waited on someone. You don't need to be so grateful that you bow and scrape before me!"

After listening to Xiao Tian shamelessly talk to himself, Yun Yun said coldly, "Thank you!!" "Come on, I already said you don't have to be so polite. Honestly, you're so stupid!" Was that supposed to mean I shouldn't be polite? Why couldn't I hear it?

When they arrived at the table, Yun Yun stared blankly at the dishes spread across it. Turning to Xiao Tian, she asked, "Is this fit for human consumption?" Xiao Tian's face darkened. "I spent an entire afternoon making this!"

Yun Yun said, "And this is what you made?" She took a bite. "Pfft, it's so salty! How is anyone supposed to eat this?" Xiao Tian unhappily replied, "Stupid woman! This is the first time I've ever cooked for someone. Even if it tastes bad, you have to eat it! Hmph!"

Yun Yun said, "Actually, I'm not hungry..." Grrr~ Her stomach betrayed her with a rumble. Xiao Tian's face turned even darker. "Eat it or don't. Starve to death for all I care." He sat down and took a bite himself. "Pfft! What the hell is this?!"

Then he seemed to remember something and looked at Yun Yun. "Ahem, hmph!" He immediately changed his tune. "It's obviously delicious!" Yun Yun said, "Can't you at least lie with a straight face?" Xiao Tian ignored her stare and forced himself to keep eating.

Yun Yun had no choice but to muddle through a little herself. I'm the dignified Sect Leader of the Misty Cloud Sect. When have I ever eaten food like this or suffered such treatment? Damn Purple Gold Winged Lion King!

After the two finished eating, Yun Yun was about to return to the room when Xiao Tian said, "Hey, stupid woman, where are your manners? Don't you know to clear the table after eating?" Yun Yun pointed at herself. "You want me to clear the table?" "Of course! I cooked, so naturally you clean up!" "Are you even a man? I'm a woman! And I'm injured!"

Xiao Tian said, "So what if you're a woman? Does that make you automatically right? It's just a minor injury. You're so dramatic! If you want to slack off, just say so. Forget it, I'll handle it myself." Yun Yun felt like she was about to explode with rage.

Yun Yun snorted and returned to the room. Xiao Tian muttered, rather loudly, "What an ungrateful stupid woman." Inside the room, Yun Yun gritted her teeth and said angrily, "Damn brat! No matter where I go, everyone treats me with the utmost respect. It's bad enough that you show me no respect at all, but you even dare insult me!"

The more Yun Yun thought about it, the angrier she became. "Just wait until I recover! Let's see how I deal with you!" At that moment, Xiao Tian walked in and said, "Stupid woman, you're actually thinking of repaying kindness with enmity!"

Yun Yun was startled when Xiao Tian suddenly entered. Embarrassed and angry, she said, "What are you coming in here for?!" "Nonsense. There's only one room here. Where else am I supposed to go?" "Sleep outside!" "Why don't you sleep outside?" "You..." "You know it's unpleasant out there too, right? Yet you want me to go out there. You vicious woman!" "Aaaah!!" Yun Yun was really about to explode!

"Xiao Tian, it's not like I haven't seen your body before. Besides, you're wearing clothes. What are you scared of?" With that, he lay directly on the bed and fell asleep. Yun Yun said, "Get up and sleep on the floor!" "No. The floor's too hard. I won't sleep well."

Yun Yun said, "You..." She no longer wanted to speak. She truly couldn't take it anymore, yet she was completely helpless!

Xiao Tian fell soundly asleep and ignored her entirely. Yun Yun sat there for a while, listening to Xiao Tian's thunderous snores. She was nearly driven mad with anger. Really, truly about to explode!

But the more Yun Yun thought about it, the angrier she got! Why can he sleep while I can't? By now, she had forgotten everything else. All she wanted was to spite him, so she slowly walked over.

Then she forcefully shoved Xiao Tian aside. The wound on her chest seemed to start bleeding again from the exertion, and the pain forced Yun Yun to give up on pushing him. She lay down there and went to sleep.

Nothing happened that night. The next morning.

When Xiao Tian woke up, he saw that Yun Yun was actually sleeping beside him! He was a little surprised. Where did this woman's modesty go? How did she end up sleeping next to me?

He climbed up, stretched, and sighed. "That felt good. What should I do about breakfast today? This is a serious question. Yes, an extremely serious question!! Should I ask whether this stupid woman can cook?" As he thought that, he kicked Yun Yun's delicate butt with his foot.

Xiao Tian said, "Hey, stupid woman, wake up! Wake up!" "What is it~?" Still half-asleep, Yun Yun felt an uncomfortable sensation on her butt. She slowly opened her eyes and saw Xiao Tian looking down at her. Most infuriating of all, he was still stepping on her with his foot!

Yun Yun said, "What are you doing, you bastard?!" "Can you cook?" "What???" Thinking she had bad hearing, Xiao Tian crouched down and leaned his head close to her ear. Yun Yun was stunned. What is this bastard trying to do? "Can. You. Cook?" he shouted loudly, one word at a time.

Yun Yun said, "Are you trying to get yourself killed?! I'm not deaf! Why are you shouting so loudly?!" "So can you cook or not?" "No!" "Stupid woman, you can't even cook. What use are you?" Yun Yun said, "You... you bastard!"

Xiao Tian said, "It's true. You can't even cook, and you still call yourself a woman?" "Do you know who I am?!" "Who are you?" "I'm the Sect Leader of the Misty Cloud Sect!!" "So?"

Yun Yun said, "What do you mean, so?" "You're the Sect Leader of the Misty Cloud Sect, but you still can't cook. Besides, aren't you just a weakling right now?" "You..." "What a useless stupid woman. I shouldn't have counted on you. I'd better find some meat and roast it."

Yun Yun said, "Little bastard, what's your name?" "Why should I tell you? So you can take revenge on me later? Dream on. Do you think I'm as stupid as you?" "Cough, cough, cough..." Yun Yun thought, I might really die soon! And it'll be from anger!

Xiao Tian paid no attention to what she was thinking. He simply walked outside to search for some game. A whole morning passed, and Xiao Tian caught five wild rabbits. Pleased with his haul, he returned to the valley.

Xiao Tian walked in, feeling a little tired. When he saw Yun Yun sitting there leisurely, he immediately became annoyed. "Stupid woman, come wash the rabbits!" "No!" "You lazy, good-for-nothing stupid woman. You're not diligent at all."

Before Xiao Tian left, Yun Yun had told herself not to get angry. It wasn't worth getting angry at this bastard. Even if she angered herself to death, it would be for nothing. So no matter what Xiao Tian said, she ignored him.

Xiao Tian had no choice but to do it himself. He washed the rabbits, skinned them, and so on, then set them over the fire and began roasting them. Half an hour later~

The aroma of roasted meat drifted through the air. Xiao Tian hadn't eaten well yesterday, so he picked one up and started gnawing on it. Seeing that Xiao Tian was completely ignoring her, Yun Yun found it impossible not to get angry. "Can't you see that there's a living person right here?!"

Xiao Tian said, "Your hands aren't broken. Just tear off some meat and eat it yourself." "Damn it! I'll endure it." Yun Yun tore off a leg and began eating. It wasn't exactly delicious, but compared to yesterday's food, it was like heaven and earth!

A while later, the two of them had finished all five rabbits. Xiao Tian said, "I'm so full~ But you sure can eat, woman!" "Hmph!" "Lazy, good-for-nothing stupid woman." "You..." "Alright, Xiao Tian, I can't be bothered talking nonsense with you. I'm going to refine my Purple Fire, so don't disturb me."

Yun Yun said, "Who cares about talking to you!"

After Xiao Tian swallowed a few drops of Companion Purple Crystal Source, he began refining it. Soon, a powerful energy surged through his body. "Hah~ Just a few drops, and it's already this intense."

The purple energy slowly formed Purple Fire. Xiao Tian immediately circulated the Flame Mantra and began refining it. Yun Yun had no idea what Xiao Tian had just consumed, but it had actually raised his energy so dramatically!

At this moment, Xiao Tian had already begun refining the Lion King's beast flame. As he battled the beast flame, time outside passed bit by bit. Yun Yun watched Xiao Tian's condition, not knowing what was happening to him, but she didn't dare touch him.

He was cultivating, so Yun Yun could only watch. This little bastard won't be alright, will he?! What's going on?

As time passed, a night went by in the blink of an eye. Yun Yun watched Xiao Tian the entire time. Xiao Tian could now feel that he had actually broken through three stars in a row. When he was about to break through to the fourth star, he forcibly suppressed it and stabilized himself at a four-star Dou Master!

Yun Yun sensed that Xiao Tian's aura was stronger than it had been the night before. A four-star Dou Master—he had actually broken through three stars!! This... how is that possible??

A moment later, Xiao Tian opened his eyes. "Hah~ That feels good." After refining the Purple Fire, the Flame Mantra had successfully evolved by one level into a Yellow Tier Mid-stage technique!

Yun Yun asked, "What did you do? How did you break through three stars?!" "Hehe, I'm not telling you." He then spread his hand and summoned a ball of purple flame. "Impressive, right?" "How is that possible?! How can you summon fire out of thin air?"

Xiao Tian said, "Why wouldn't it be possible? I'm a monstrous genius, so awesome it's ridiculous! Hahaha." "Give you one compliment and your head goes straight into the clouds. Honestly, you're so shameless."