A Fake System in Battle Through the Heavens
Chapter 13

Killing a Pig!

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After watching Yun Yun leave, Xiao Tian returned to his room and began consolidating his cultivation. At least he was no longer some weakling now. Heh heh.

So this was what being a Da Dou Shi felt like. With this kind of cultivation speed, even Xiao Yan with his old grandpa couldn't match him, right? Oh~ Hahaha.

Cough, cough. Damn it, you really couldn't get distracted while cultivating. After calming himself down, he resumed cultivating quietly.

It was not until the next morning that Xiao Tian opened his eyes. I should be able to use this power freely now. He walked into the courtyard, considered it for a moment, then flew away.

If he wanted to test how much his strength had improved, magical beasts were the best opponents! Damn it, thinking of how he had been defeated by a pig the last two times made Xiao Tian feel annoyed.

As Xiao Tian flew out of the valley, he spotted a mercenary camp, with signs of fighting inside. He put away his cloud wings, concealed his aura, and quietly approached.

He wanted to see whether there was anything worthwhile to gain, so he headed over. "Xiao Tian's ability to conceal his aura was absolutely formidable. This was the only privilege the system had granted him!"

The sounds of battle within the camp grew increasingly intense. Xiao Tian hid outside the camp and watched. To his surprise, Xiao Yan was fighting someone.

It seemed to be a mercenary group from Qingshan Town. What opportunity had that guy encountered now? He was already a seven-star Dou Zhe! Forget it, he might as well leave. Watching him was less worthwhile than cultivating himself.

Xiao Tian quietly withdrew and began searching for his own opponent. Along the way, he hunted several second-tier magical beasts.

Just as he was about to call it a day, he finally encountered a third-tier porcupine! "Damn it! This time, I'm going to beat the shit out of you!!" He charged forward, his Dou Qi armor instantly covering his entire body. His fist struck the porcupine's head. Thud~

Roar~ The porcupine staggered back several steps. "Looks like this time won't end like the previous times, right?"

Raging Lion's Roar! Boom~

Thud~ The porcupine was knocked to the ground. This thing was seriously thick-skinned; damn it, it looked completely unharmed. It even got back up and curled into a ball!

Xiao Tian: Here we go again. Come on, how could I possibly lose to the same move again!

The porcupine rolled toward Xiao Tian like a cannonball. Xiao Tian flashed aside to evade its attack, then used Sucking Palm to smash all the nearby rocks around the porcupine.

Rumble~ In mere moments, the pig was surrounded. Xiao Tian snorted. "Let's see how you roll around now." He leaped into the sky, spreading the wings behind him. "I'm definitely eating this pork today!"

Explosive Flame Palm!

A powerful dark-red palm formed and pressed downward like the Rulai Divine Palm. Perhaps the porcupine sensed the danger, because it desperately rolled about, trying to smash aside the large rocks around it.

But how could Xiao Tian give it that chance? With another Sucking Palm, he pulled the porcupine toward him. At that moment, the fiery giant palm crashed down, its full power exploding onto the porcupine.

After the smoke cleared, Xiao Tian looked at the porcupine lying there. It seemed like it had not suffered much damage. However, he did not dare let his guard down this time. After suffering so many losses, he had learned his lesson.

Raging Lion's Roar! Roar~ The round ball charged over again. Boom~ Bang! Xiao Tian's skill struck the pig's body, but he was also rammed in return.

Xiao Tian: Damn it! What a cunning thing! Are pigs all this crafty now? Good thing I was prepared. With the defense of my Dou Qi armor and Yun Yun's Inner Armor, I wasn't seriously injured this time!

But the porcupine was different. It had clearly suffered a fatal injury and tried to roll away. Would Xiao Tian let it have its way? He had suffered so many losses before! Today, he finally had a chance for a complete victory.

Sucking Palm! Roar~ The trapped porcupine howled. "Just quietly become roasted suckling pig for me!" He tossed a ball of Heavenly Flame at it. Roar~ Roar~

Flame Palm! A palm strike landed on the porcupine's body. Thud~ Xiao Tian walked over and saw that the porcupine was dead beyond death. He dug out its third-tier magic core, then picked it up. Time to go home and roast suckling pig!

At the Misty Cloud Sect, Yun Yun said, "Yan Ran? What's wrong? Why are you looking at your teacher like that?" "Hehe, Teacher, are you in love?" Yun Yun blushed. "What nonsense are you saying?! No... no!" Nalan Yanran curled her lips into a mischievous smile. "Really?? Yesterday was the first time I ever saw Teacher rush out so anxiously!"

Yun Yun said, "I had something to do!" "But I've never seen Teacher like that before, so you must be in love! Hurry up and tell me, who is that man lucky enough to win your heart?" "Enough already! I'll introduce you to him someday."

Seeing that Nalan Yanran still would not give up, Yun Yun said, "If you don't want to lose in three years, then hurry up and cultivate." "Hmph, I definitely won't lose!" "Then hurry up and cultivate."

Yun Yun suddenly thought, Could Xiao Tian have some connection to Xiao Yan? Probably not. If there were, Xiao Tian would have told her. Forget it, she would find time to ask him later. With that thought, she looked out the window and sighed.

After sighing, she thought, What is that little bastard doing now? Oh no, oh no, her mind had been completely occupied by him. Ah~! Her face reddened as she said to Nalan Yanran, "I'm going to rest. Cultivate properly."

Because Yun Yun had mentioned Xiao Yan, Nalan Yanran remembered that she still had an opponent—an opponent who had been putting pressure on her ever since childhood! Hmph! Xiao Yan, I definitely won't lose to you. My life, Nalan Yanran's life, will be decided by me~

There was still one year left. When the time came, they would see who was stronger and who was weaker! They would see whose decision had been right!

Ah, achoo~! Xiao Yan said, "I wonder who's thinking about me?" Yao Chen said, "Why don't you think someone might be cursing you instead??" "Then someone must be thinking about me." Xiao Yan said without blushing or missing a beat!

Yao Chen said, "All right, all right, hurry up and cultivate. There is only about a year left until your Three-Year Pact, and you have only nearly reached the Dou Master level! You haven't even broken through to Dou Master yet. How will you fight that little girl in three years!"

Xiao Yan said, "Mm, I'll work hard. I will definitely repay the humiliation of these three years to the Misty Cloud Sect!" "Determination alone is not enough. Hurry and cultivate. After breaking through to Dou Master and settling matters with the Wolf Head Mercenary Group, we'll go to the Tagore Desert to search for Heavenly Flames."

"Okay!"

Elsewhere, Xiao Tian, who was roasting meat, thought that his current strength had taken initial shape. Since that was the case, he might as well focus on refining pills lately, then go take an Alchemist certification exam!

Er Gou Zi!! "What is it, stupid host? This system is getting its beauty sleep! Why are you making such a racket?" Give me the pill formulas for the Purple Heart Breakthrough Pill and the Three-Patterned Green Spirit Pill!!

"Host, you've changed!! How can you treat me like this now??" Er Gou Zi, stop talking nonsense. You've already greedily taken so many of my points. Can't you give me something in return? "No, no." Hurry up! "No room for negotiation—hey, hey, hey! Fine, fine, fine!! Here, take them! Get that knife away from my neck!!"

Xiao Tian said, "Wouldn't it have been better if you'd said so earlier? Honestly, you're so disobedient." "Host, please receive them." So these were the formulas for the Purple Heart Breakthrough Pill and the Three-Patterned Green Spirit Pill! Not bad. Huh~? What was this ten thousand negative points at the end!!

Fuck me!! Er Gou Zi, get out here! I swear I won't strangle you to death!! "Your system is offline. Leave a message if you have something to say, but I may not reply!"

Damn it!! That mutt had scammed him again.

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