Little Punk, Feel the Greatness of a Mother's Love!
Tang San abruptly raised his head, saying in disbelief—
"How could you possibly activate two Martial Souls at the same time?!"
"That's impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!"
He also had Twin Martial Souls!
The two Martial Souls could not be used simultaneously. That was an ironclad rule!
Even his highly knowledgeable teacher had firmly maintained that this was the case!
How could this person before him possibly—
For a moment.
Confusion, humiliation, frustration, shock, and anger.
Countless emotions converged into—
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Oh ho!
It broke a thousand?
Looks like Little punk's thoughts were really getting intense right now.
"White Tiger Avatar!"
"A thousand-year soul ring?!"
Two voices rang out.
Zhuge Lan looked up.
He saw Dai Mubai's muscles swelling as eight-inch claws sprang from both hands, gleaming coldly like short daggers.
With a sweep.
He forced Xiao Wu, whose legs had already wrapped around his neck as she prepared to use her Suppleness Skill, to release him.
Tang San was also jolted awake by Xiao Wu's cry and hurriedly turned to look.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk!" Zhuge Lan teased. "Your woman fights people like this every day, rubbing all over them. You can accept that?"
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It jumped even higher. Looks like he really cared.
"There's no distinction between men and women in a Soul Master's battle!" Tang San stubbornly argued. "No matter how you use Twin Martial Souls simultaneously, the Soul Power consumption must be enormous. I don't believe you can outlast me!"
He was planning to rely on the Mysterious Heaven Skill's faster recovery ability.
To wear Zhuge Lan to death.
Unfortunately.
—All abilities produced by the system consumed nothing!
Otherwise, how terrifying would the consumption of a Million Year Soul Ring's sole soul skill be?
A mere Soul Elder like him would be drained dry in an instant.
Thorn Armor had come from the beginner's gift pack. Its passive effect was also covered by the system's after-sales service and likewise had no consumption.
Therefore.
Zhuge Lan's only expenditure was materializing the Martial Soul Li Jing Longsword.
He was completely at ease.
He even had the leisure to tease him—
"Since you're so confident, how about we make a bet?"
"If you can wear me down, I lose. From now on, whenever I see you, I'll take a detour."
"If you can't outlast me, you lose. From now on, whenever you see me, you call me Lan-ge."
"How about it?"
Tang San did not agree immediately. Instead, he stared at Zhuge Lan with uncertainty and suspicion.
That utterly fearless expression did not seem fake.
It made Tang San lose confidence.
To be safe.
He chose silence.
—This way, he might not win, but he definitely would not lose.
However.
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Tsk!
This Little punk would rather bottle it up than dare accept the bet.
Not much of a man.
Zhuge Lan lost interest in mocking him and continued watching the other battlefield.
Dai Mubai in Martial Soul Possession really did give Xiao Wu trouble.
But Xiao Wu's body was incredibly flexible. Though she had not learned Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, her movement technique still surpassed Dai Mubai's.
She was so slippery that he simply could not catch her.
Dai Mubai was a level 37 Soul Elder!
Xiao Wu only had two soul rings. If this dragged on, he would lose.
Could he tolerate that?
"Third Soul Ring: White Tiger Vajra Transformation!"
His muscles swelled another full circle, black stripes appearing across his skin as he transformed into a humanoid tiger.
With one stomp, he shattered the floor tiles and shot toward Xiao Wu like an arrow.
Knowing she could not evade him, Xiao Wu's second soul ring lit up, and her eyes glowed pink.
"Second Soul Skill: Charm!"
Normally.
Dai Mubai's level far surpassed Xiao Wu's, and he was even in the White Tiger Vajra Transformation state, doubling his resistance to abnormal statuses.
He should not have been charmed.
Yet Dai Mubai's eyes filled with peach blossoms. He stopped swinging his tiger claws and charged straight into the counter.
"Crash—"
The counter was smashed apart, and so was the charm.
He stood up in rage and embarrassment, his four eyes fixed on Xiao Wu with murderous intent.
Just as he was about to reclaim his honor.
"I concede." Xiao Wu raised her little hand. "You're a Soul Elder bullying a Soul Grandmaster. What kind of skill is that?"
After saying that, she ignored the stunned Dai Mubai and charged fiercely toward Zhuge Lan.
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Oh ho!
Seeing her dear brother humiliated.
She would rather concede herself just to come help him out?
There was nothing to criticize about Xiao Wu and Tang San's bond.
But—
"No." Zhuge Lan started firing back. "A Soul Elder fighting a Soul Grandmaster means he has no shame, but the two of you ganging up on me means you've got skill?"
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Dai Mubai was also speechless.
These three kids had mouths sharper than the last!
"Didn't you say yourself that you're a Soul Elder?" Xiao Wu protested. "Xiao San is only level 29. Aren't you bullying him too?"
Fine, fine!
That was how she wanted to put it?
"Alright!" Zhuge Lan grinned. "Then don't blame this young master for showing no mercy!"
The moment he said this.
All three people present instinctively felt their hearts tighten!
—You were already like this, and you were still holding back?
Zhuge Lan's left eye shone with golden light, condensing into a gilded eyeball. His gaze held the compassionate sorrow of a sage.
External Soul Bone: Sage's Eye!
And its age was directly as high as—a million years!
Zhuge Lan activated its sole soul bone skill, and his mouth involuntarily began to chant.
"What is filial piety?"
"What is love?"
"Feel the greatness of a mother's love."
Xiao Wu had also rushed close by then. She flipped over and launched a Death Scissor Kick.
But Thorn Armor blocked it. Her legs wrapped around his face, and he could even see the muscle definition beneath her white stockings.
—Was this a muscle loli?!
Zhuge Lan remained unmoved and continued chanting—
"Strongest Appraisal Technique!"
Xiao Wu cautiously retreated to Tang San's side.
Gilded light bloomed from the Sage's Eye, transforming into a little sun that illuminated the world.
It shone directly into the eyes of Xiao Wu, Tang San, Dai Mubai, the twin sisters, and even the counter manager who had rushed over!
Then.
They discovered in horror that their bellies were inflating like balloons!
"Ah!" Xiao Wu cried. "What is this? Is it making people fat?"
"What the heck is this?"
"Stop it already!"
While they were still shocked by their swollen bellies.
A heart-rending pain struck, causing everyone's legs to go weak as they collapsed onto the floor.
"Ah—"
"Oh—"
"Hiss—"
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!!"
Watching everyone clutch their bellies and undergo Childbirth, Zhuge Lan could not help laughing.
Partly because of the wonderful scene before him.
And also because—
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It broke two thousand!
Zhuge Lan opened the details and discovered that Tang San had contributed it.
Kneeling for Barehanded Blade Catch, then having to endure the pain of Childbirth.
For a feudal-era person like Little punk, something so "indecent" was simply too humiliating.
But.
Why had Xiao Wu only given 666 Emotional Value?
Right.
She was a rabbit with a hundred-thousand years of cultivation.
She was old, and her emotions were stable.
That was perfectly reasonable.
As for the 9 Emotional Value, it came from the counter manager.
That made Zhuge Lan understand.
There was no need to waste effort on those insignificant extras in the future.
The main targets should still be the protagonists and supporting characters.
"Enough!" Tang San gritted his teeth. "I lost this round. Please retract this soul skill, Lan-ge!"
He was the first to undo Mother's Entanglement to show his sincerity.
Zhuge Lan also put away his Twin Martial Souls and took a step back to show respect.
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