Douluo: My Soul Skills Are Too Bizarre, Tang San Cries!
Chapter 37

Those Who Dare Not Cause Trouble Are Mediocrities? They're Just Poor! Bonus Chapter for 50 Monthly Tickets

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Those Who Dare Not Cause Trouble Are Mediocrities? They're Just Poor! Bonus Chapter for 50 Monthly Tickets

"It's getting late. The Star Dou Great Forest is dangerous."

Zhao Wuji called out—

"Everyone's tired. Let's find an inn and rest."

"We'll set out again tomorrow."

Everyone responded weakly.

They staggered into a hotel and ordered a table full of dishes.

Zhao Wuji went straight upstairs.

Partly to let the little group have some time alone, and partly because he still did not know how to face them.

The food arrived quickly.

Ma Hongjun ate like a starving ghost reborn, grabbing plate after plate and stuffing the food into his mouth.

Zhuge Lan frowned at the sight.

Did he not understand even basic table manners?

Then it was a contest of speed!

He immediately used Spiral Nine Shadows, his arms leaving afterimages as half the food vanished.

He evenly divided it among himself, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong.

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Tang San's competitive spirit was stirred.

He used his hidden weapon techniques to snatch food for himself and Xiao Wu.

Dai Mubai domineeringly swept up what little remained.

Oscar's mouth twitched.

He could not afford to offend any of them, so he chose to bite into a sausage to fill his stomach first—once they were full, it would be his turn to eat.

Ma Hongjun stared at the empty plates and wailed miserably!

"You're all too cruel!"

"Leave some food for us!"

He did not reflect on what he had just done at all.

Bang—

The hotel doors were shoved open roughly.

Eight people entered.

At the front was a middle-aged man, followed by seven teenagers in school uniforms.

Ma Hongjun, who had been wailing, widened his eyes!

Among the seven teenagers was a short-haired girl. Though her looks were ordinary, the assets swaying with every step rivaled Zhu Zhuqing's!

What was more, she carried the air of a "mature woman," making Ma Hongjun lick his lips.

—This woman must be hot stuff!

"Boss Dai!" Ma Hongjun shared excitedly. "Look! That chick is seriously hot!"

Dai Mubai glanced over.

Without Zhu Zhuqing's restraint, he no longer needed to hide it deliberately.

He commented, "She looks like she's been with plenty of men. Her skills should be decent, but her face isn't much."

"They all look the same with the lights off!" Ma Hongjun laughed. "If you don't want her, Boss Dai, should I give her a try?"

Dai Mubai waved a hand, indicating that he could do whatever he wanted.

Ma Hongjun stopped eating altogether.

His little eyes rolled around as he searched for the right opportunity.

He was being utterly blatant.

Zhuge Lan was speechless.

Why was he acting like some breeding stallion? Was he really that desperate?

"This should be entertaining." Oscar chuckled. "That group is from Canghui Academy. With Fatty provoking them like this, a fight is bound to break out soon."

"You're just going to let him cause trouble?" Xiao Wu frowned. "I like fighting too, but there's no reason for this. It's unnecessary, isn't it?"

She was practically calling Ma Hongjun crazy.

Ning Rongrong nodded in agreement. This was too thoughtless.

However.

Dai Mubai gave a chuckle and gestured for Oscar to explain.

"This is also part of our training."

Oscar said as if it were only natural—

"Dean Flander once said that those who dare not cause trouble are mediocrities."

"Besides, provoking people from Soul Master Academies is the safest option. At most, it'll just turn into a fight."

"It's a great warm-up before entering the Star Dou Great Forest."

Xiao Wu: "..."

Wasn't this just picking a fight for no reason?

She liked fighting.

But she had no interest in cleaning up after that dead fatty.

Ning Rongrong: "..."

As someone from a prominent family, she could not understand this kind of "training method" either.

Still, neither girl objected.

This involved the academy's educational philosophy, so it was not their place to say much.

"An interesting theory." Tang San smiled. "Put all the dean's sayings together, and you could compile a monster quotation book."

He seemed to agree with this "training method."

Birds of a feather, indeed.

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong both looked toward Zhuge Lan.

They wanted to see what he would say.

"You need to learn to see through appearances to the essence."

Zhuge Lan said leisurely—

"To put it bluntly, the academy has too few people to organize internal sparring."

"They aren't familiar with other academies either, so they can't arrange a friendly match."

"The Team Matches at the Great Soul Arena have too many uncontrollable factors."

"So they use causing trouble to gain some real combat experience."

"Dean Flander really put a lot of thought into this."

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Ning Rongrong gave Zhuge Lan a thumbs-up.

You really dared to say that!

Zhuge Lan did not care.

It was that 1111 Emotional Value that made him curious.

He had only told the truth. Was there any need to get so worked up?

He opened the details and took a look.

It was from Zhao Wuji.

Then never mind.

Was that guy hiding upstairs and eavesdropping?

"By the way." Zhuge Lan lowered his voice. "Since Teacher Zhao is leading us this time, let's try not to mention how he had diarrhea before."

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You sneaky bastard!

You deliberately lowered your voice so he would listen carefully.

And then you said that?

Were you sure you were not doing it on purpose?

As they talked.

The girl noticed Ma Hongjun's undisguised lecherous gaze.

She glared at him unhappily.

Rather than feeling ashamed, Ma Hongjun grinned and raised his eyebrows at her.

It made her furious!

Zhuge Lan watched from the side, unable to stop himself from smiling.

She had not provoked him at all, yet she had been disgusted for no reason.

Shrek's school culture was seriously messed up.

That was fine too.

When he used heavy-handed methods to farm Emotional Value, he could do so with a clear conscience.

Just then.

A boy from Canghui Academy walked over. As he passed a waiter carrying dishes, he flipped a plate into the air and sent it flying precisely toward Ma Hongjun.

Tang San had been prepared. He caught the food and placed it back onto the plate.

"Don't waste food."

"You bastard!"

Ma Hongjun roared and kicked at the boy.

The boy reacted quickly.

A Black Panther Beast Soul appeared behind him, and his white First Soul Ring lit up as he retreated, dodging Ma Hongjun's short leg.

Ma Hongjun sneered.

Was that it?

He activated his Evil Fire Phoenix Soul, releasing the pressure of a top-tier Beast Soul along with two bright yellow Soul Rings.

The boy staggered in fright!

—This guy looks younger than me, yet he's already a Two-Ring Soul Master?

"Wait!"

The middle-aged man from Canghui Academy rushed over and said in a deep voice—

"It's all a misunderstanding. You people—"

"What, you want to apologize?" Ma Hongjun pointed at the mature-looking girl. "Have her keep me company tonight, and we'll call this matter settled!"

The middle-aged man's face darkened.

Who did this brat think he was?

Buzz—

Five Soul Rings—white, yellow, yellow, purple, purple—appeared beneath his feet.

A Five Ring Soul King!

The middle-aged man shouted, "I am Ye Zhiqiu, External Affairs Director of Canghui Academy. Which academy are you from? Where is your teacher?"

His imposing presence made Ma Hongjun shrink back slightly as he looked at Dai Mubai.

—Boss Dai, save me!

But how could Zhuge Lan possibly miss such a fine chance to step forward?

He first sighed.

Making it clear that he did not understand this sort of needless troublemaking.

Yet he still rose helplessly, his figure flashing as he stepped in front of Ma Hongjun.

He released his Soul Spirit Thorns Armor. Three purple Soul Rings appeared, making Ye Zhiqiu's eyes widen!

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The people around them all widened their eyes!

What the hell was this?!

A thousand-year First, Second, and Third Soul Ring?

That had to be fake!!!

But the next moment!

One sentence from Zhuge Lan made Ye Zhiqiu tremble all over.

They heard him say—

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