Tang San Wants to Seize Power? I'll Deliver a Fatal Kick to the Balls! Bonus Chapter for 90 Monthly Tickets

Tang San Wants to Seize Power? I'll Deliver a Fatal Kick to the Balls! Bonus Chapter for 90 Monthly Tickets

Zhuge Lan had a flash of inspiration and discovered a marvelous use for Holy Light Blessing!

—Throw it directly at fully healed enemies!

It could physiologically control them for a few seconds!

And even—

If he ran into someone thin-skinned, he could utterly crush them psychologically too!

Just thinking about it—

"Pssh—"

Zhuge Lan broke out in goosebumps all over!

Wasn't this Soul Bone Skill way too hilarious?!

Zhuge Lan couldn't help turning back to glance at Zhao Wuji.

Zhao Wuji: Σ(っQДQ;)っ

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Though he had been limping before, he forcibly returned to a smooth run.

He smiled at Zhuge Lan, baring eight teeth and giving him a thumbs-up to show that everything was fine.

Treatment?

No need!

Absolutely no need!

Zhuge Lan: "."

He ran over to Oscar's side.

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Oscar stared at Zhuge Lan in horror, Emotional Value continuously popping up over his head.

He stiffened himself and said, "L-Lan-ge, what is it?"

"I just remembered." Zhuge Lan asked, "Teacher Zhao and Ma Hongjun are in this condition. Can't they just eat your Recovery Sausage to fix it?"

Oscar sighed in relief.

"Oh, that?"

Oscar explained—

"My Recovery Sausage provides all-around recovery. It can promote wound healing, restore physical strength and Soul Power, ease fatigue and pain, increase satiety, and so on."

"But it isn't instantaneous."

"Teacher Zhao and Fatty are both in fairly serious condition. They need a recovery period."

Zhuge Lan understood.

Very reasonable.

Though he wanted to test what effect the Soul Bone Skill - Causality Reversal had—

Considering Zhuge Lan's current "reputation"—

Forget it.

Once they reached the Star Dou Great Forest, he could find a Soul Beast to try it on.

The rest of the way passed without incident.

When the group reached ten kilometers outside the Star Dou Great Forest, Zhao Wuji called for a stop.

After giving them some instructions and stating that he would not intervene casually—

He covered his butt and slipped away.

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Zhuge Lan had kept Spirit Detection activated and clearly saw blood seeping out.

The mad dash along the way had aggravated it through friction.

Even so—

Zhao Wuji didn't dare ask Oscar for a Recovery Sausage, afraid Zhuge Lan would enthusiastically give him one too.

Zhuge Lan scratched his head.

Was it really that terrifying?

He raised his left hand, eager to give it a try.

Did it really feel that good?

He was curious!

"Before we set off, I have something to say."

Tang San suddenly spoke—

"Just as Dean Flander considers eating Oscar's sausages part of training."

"Zhuge's healing Soul Bone Skill has an immediate effect."

"Although we have Rong Rong and Xiao Ao as support, neither of them possesses a direct healing method."

"So I propose that it is necessary for us to get used to Zhuge's healing Soul Bone Skill in advance."

"Otherwise, if we only receive treatment after being injured in the Star Dou Great Forest, the consequences could be disastrous!"

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Zhuge Lan's eyes lit up!

Great!

Little punk, even that dog mouth of yours could spit out ivory sometimes!

He immediately looked expectantly at everyone.

Dai Mubai and the others exchanged looks.

Seeing the awkward silence, Zhu Zhuqing raised her long leg, intending to support her boyfriend.

"I think it works!" Ning Rongrong beat her to it. "Since you suggested it, Tang San, why don't you lead by example?"

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Tang San nodded without hesitation.

—He would use this opportunity to seize back the core position in the team!

So he couldn't back down!

Tang San activated Purple Demon Eyes and made every preparation.

"Zhuge, come on!"

"Sure!" Zhuge Lan grinned. "I bless you!"

Holy Light descended.

Tang San, who was braced as though facing a formidable enemy, shuddered!

The glow in his Purple Demon Eyes gradually dimmed, and his resolute gaze began to blur.

In the end—

He still couldn't withstand it and opened his mouth to let out one syllable—

"Ah~~~"

Long and rippling.

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Tang San gritted his teeth. "My stamina has recovered by more than half. The healing effect really is excellent. Again!"

—He had already lost face. He had to carry the plan through to the end!

Then—

"I bless you!"

"Ah~~~~"

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"I bless you!"

"Oh~~~~"

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"I bless you!"

"Mmm~~~~"

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After twenty consecutive Holy Light Blessings—

Tang San hadn't withstood a single one. By the end, he was fucking despairing!

—Did this Soul Bone Skill really have such a thing as "resistance"?

But at this point—

If he called for a stop, wouldn't he lose face and dignity?

He could only grit his teeth and hold on, waiting for Zhuge Lan's Soul Power to run out.

Mm.

If he knew Zhuge Lan's Soul Bone Skill had no consumption—

Who knew how despairing he would become?

"I bless you!"

"Ugh~~~"

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Zhuge Lan smacked his lips.

He had only farmed a few tens of thousands, and the Emotional Value left was already this little?

He had planned to stop.

Then he suddenly remembered that he still had a Soul Bone Skill he hadn't tested.

Then I'll give Little punk a little extra.

A burst of black-and-white light shone from his chest, transforming into a torso bone that was black on the left and white on the right.

Causality Reversal Torso Soul Bone!

A chaotic ray of light shot out and landed on Tang San.

"Soul Bone Skill - Causality Reversal!"

"I bless you!"

Tang San's face, which had been nourished by Holy Light, instantly turned deathly pale!

His aura suddenly dropped by a notch, and his entire body curled up like a shrimp.

He let out pained, rasping breaths.

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Already distressed, Xiao Wu flew toward Tang San.

"Xiao San!"

"What happened to you!"

"Don't scare me!"

Tang San's taut body relaxed, and he went limp in Xiao Wu's arms.

His face was drenched in sweat, his eyes filled with terror!

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Xiao Wu glared furiously at Zhuge Lan and shouted—

"Xiao San kindly helped you, so how could you repay kindness with enmity?"

Well, this—

Zhuge Lan smiled awkwardly.

He really had handled this badly.

"Sorry, I couldn't help testing my other Soul Bone Skill just now."

"I didn't expect this result."

"I'll treat him right away."

Seeing Zhuge Lan's sincere attitude, Xiao Wu's expression softened slightly.

Then—

Zhuge Lan swung at little Tang San with a resounding kick!

It was so vicious that it even tore through the air!

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Xiao Wu exploded on the spot!

She summoned her Soft Bone Charm Rabbit martial soul, and her first soul ring immediately lit up!

Just as a conflict was about to erupt—

Tang San, who had suffered the heavy blow, grabbed her shoulder.

"Xiao San!" Xiao Wu snapped. "Even now, you still—"

The moment he turned his head.

Xiao Wu froze when she saw Tang San's rosy complexion.

Huh?

After such a devastating nut shot, why did he look even healthier instead?

Tang San said strangely, "That kick Zhuge gave me just now... seemed to carry healing?"

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(?-?)?)?)

How were they supposed to understand what he meant?

"It should be an issue with the torso soul bone's skill."

Tang San analyzed—

"Its effect should be to reverse damage and healing."

"So healing soul bone skills cause me pain, while attacks heal me instead."

"Right?"

Zhuge Lan raised both thumbs.

As expected of the "Douluo Big Villain." He had managed to spot the clue.

—He was just being far too narrow-minded and had failed to see where the real bug lay.

But Zhuge Lan definitely could not explain its exact abilities in detail.

So he went along with it—

"This Causality Reversal Torso Soul Bone of mine was shoved into my hands by a good friend before I left the clan, so I'm not entirely sure what it does."

"I just saw that you kept being unable to withstand the aftereffects of healing soul bone skills."

"So I wondered whether this Causality Reversal Soul Bone Skill could be used as a substitute for healing."

"So."

"Sorry, I didn't discuss it with you first."

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With things having been said to this extent, what could Tang San do?

He could only force a smile and say—

"Compared to your healing soul bone skill, this Causality Reversal Soul Bone Skill is even more astonishing."

"It allows support-system soul masters to briefly confront Power Attack System soul masters head-on."

"At critical moments, it might even turn around a hopeless situation."

"Zhuge, I'm starting to envy you. Your clan's resources are far too abundant!"

Oh!

Hearing even the Douluo Cheat King say that filled Zhuge Lan with pride.

"You flatter me."

Zhuge Lan smiled and said—

"Since we have an alternative healing method, everyone should stop with the resistance training. Let's head to the Star Dou Great Forest."

Tang San nodded stiffly.

He had utterly lost face as the leader, yet he had ended up as the only victim.

But he could hardly demand that everyone else go through a round too, could he?

He could only swallow this silent loss.

On this hunting operation, I'll do my best!

I'll win everyone's approval and reclaim command!

As he thought about it—

Tang San suddenly noticed something!

"Zhuge." Tang San asked in confusion, "You have so many high-age soul bones. Even if each one doesn't add much, you shouldn't only be level thirty-six, right?"

Huh?

Only then did everyone realize that it did seem to be the case.

Zhuge Lan smacked his lips. He could hardly say that the system sold levels and soul bones separately, could he?

Then—

Time to bluff!

"My cultivation method is rather special."

"Just like your Mysterious Heaven Skill, the Soul Power it cultivates is of higher quality than ordinary Soul Power."

"Mine is condensed more than tenfold, and the difficulty of cultivation increases accordingly. But the effects of the soul skills and Soul Bone Skills it activates increase by the same proportion."

"That is also one of the reasons my soul skills can affect even Soul Saints."

Everyone: Σ(っQДQ;)っ

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Amazing!

They wanted a cultivation method like that too.

But everyone knew their own limits and could only envy him in secret.

Tang San shut down completely.

He had thought he'd found a flaw, but it had only let Zhuge Lan gain another windfall?

That felt even worse than getting beaten up!

Amid the silence.

The group arrived at the outskirts of the Star Dou Great Forest.

Then they saw—

A sight they would never forget for the rest of their lives!

"What exactly is going on?"