"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"Oh my god, Xiao Xun'er sent him a cauldron from thousands of miles away. Is this what it means to be The Soul Hall's First Player?"
"Ah! My goddess!"
"I was still wondering whether the Purple Immortal Pavilion newly founded by the Ancient Clan's prodigies had any future, but God Yang went ahead and claimed the Ancient Clan's greatest future!"
"I regret it. I shouldn't have scoffed at the paid guides written by God Yang. I'm buying my ticket and getting on board right now!"
"My dad asked why I was kneeling. After I told him, he knelt too. Don't ask—my dad's already a Dou Zong!"
"Is Xiao Xun'er that pretty? Fine, she really is pretty, but is she worth you all going this crazy over? Can you stop thinking with your lower halves all the time?"
"The fuck do you know! Is this just about looks? With Xiao Xun'er's background, even if she were a fifty-year-old auntie, plenty of people would be willing to marry into her family!"
"Miss, it's not that I want to say this, but I checked the daily posts on your profile. All I can say is that men don't think with their lower halves about everyone. For example, when it comes to you, my mind is perfectly clear!"
"Yao Lao is first on the Dragon Rankings, and Xiao Xun'er is first on the Phoenix Rankings. Looking at the votes alone, Yao Lao has even more! Oh, so voting for Yao Lao is normal, but voting for Xiao Xun'er means thinking with your lower half?"
"Get lost, you rage-baiting mutt! You made me miss three seconds of Xiao Xun'er's screen time. What a huge loss!"
"Missing it is missing it. Which of you can snatch Xiao Xun'er away from God Yang? Stop