"Marching toward us with resolute steps and upright bearing is the Three Services Guard of Honor. Their steady, solid strides are a reflection of Huaxia's eighty years of weathering storms..."
As Zhu Quan's deep, solemn voice rang out, the Guard of Honor appeared on camera. The eyes of the entire world fell upon this first formation to enter. As dignified and composed as ever, they embodied the spirit and grandeur of Huaxia People's Soldiers—upright and imposing.
Everyone perceived things differently. Many people at the scene gasped in admiration, staring unblinkingly as the formation advanced slowly. In contrast to the solemn atmosphere on site, online, the moment some fangirls saw the formation's imposing presence, they went wild.
"I refuse to accept this. Why have all the handsome guys been handed over to the country?"
"My mom asked me why I'm still single..."
"Five-foot girls with long legs, six-foot-one guys with long legs—they're all mine! Awoo! This young lady hereby lets out her first she-wolf howl of the year!"
"This fairy actually couldn't help licking the screen. (So embarrassing, I can't face anyone.)"
"I don't care. The country owes me a boyfriend."
"Why isn't my boyfriend this handsome? Comparing goods really makes the difference obvious."
Some guys watching the parade with their girlfriends looked sourly at their girlfriends' fangirl frenzy. When they saw their girlfriends posting comments like that too, their jealousy instantly exploded.
The formations behind them had already followed. Their perfectly synchronized footsteps were enough to make even people with obsessive-compulsive disorder marvel. Men, women, young, and old alike were dazzled by the sight. Straight, towering figures, chiseled faces, masculinity overflowing—this was the bearing of true tough men.
"Approaching us now is the Three Services Women Soldiers' Formation. The Three Services Women Soldiers' Formation consists of cadets from the Fourth