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When Xiao Xue and I got home, we saw an especially spectacular sight: a Golden-haired White-faced Fox, larger than a Private Car, was frantically running circles around the big tree in the middle of the yard as if she were having a seizure. Sand, rocks, grass, and plants flew everywhere in her wake. The fox weighed at least a ton, and every time she leaped, it felt like a small earthquake. Beside the circle she was running, there was a pile of clay tablets of all shapes and sizes, mixed with broken pottery shards. At a glance, it looked like she had just demolished someone's house.
"Fox!" I was stunned by the smoke-filled chaos before me, then shouted at her. Normally, no matter how wildly that idiot was acting up, she would definitely stop and see what was going on when she heard me call her. But this time, even after I called twice, she turned a deaf ear and kept sprinting madly around the tree. The lawn in the yard had been trampled into a complete mess. Even though these plants were divine creations steeped in Ding Dang Divinity, their growth and recovery speed could not keep up with the fox's feet. Torn grass and dirt covered the entire yard. By now, I could no longer see the concrete in front of the door.
Just as I was completely baffled, the door behind me opened. Older Sister came out while wiping her hands on her apron, apparently to check on the fox. I immediately rushed over like I had seen my savior and grabbed her arm. "Did this girl's rabies finally flare up after incubating for several thousand years?" Once I said it, another