Onion Warrior

Believe me: whenever you leave anything to Lilina, you need to have at least two contingencies in mind.

First, she would definitely complete the task, because at the very least, she was obedient.

Second, she would definitely do a whole lot beyond the task, because she had absolutely no moral restraint.

After burning that proposal, which was a complete disaster in every possible sense, I felt much better. Then I fished Lilina out of the big basket beside my desk and, ignoring her frantic protests and flailing limbs, shoved her into the chair.

"You're in charge here!"

"Boss, you're bullying me!"

"Obviously! I've been the one working since I got up this morning, haven't I?! Besides causing trouble and making this godawful proposal, what else have you done?" I gave Lilina a thump on the head. "There isn't much left anyway. Hurry up and deal with these trivial matters so we can relax for the next few days."

Lilina pouted and looked at me with big watery eyes, but after being constantly bombarded by all kinds of loli cuteness every day, I had long since become immune to that level of adorableness. After flicking the forehead of the fake loli who had been slacking off all morning, I turned and left.

Those overly cheerful people at home really were something else. Early in the morning, every last one of them had disappeared, and even Sandora had gone off in search of food the moment she heard there was a new Cooking Competition somewhere at the Assembly Hall. That left only me and Lilina, who had slept too groggily to escape. Then Siweisi arrived, saw the only leaders remaining before him, and immediately burst into grateful tears. "Ah, Your Majesty, you must have been waiting for my report! This is the