Suigintou was far too mischievous. After discovering that there was a giant sculpture of Sandora and me in front of the shelter gates, the first thing she did was rush over and start scribbling on them. She wrote "Chen You Was Here" on my nose and "Bubble Passed By" on Sandora's chin—clearly, our once-pure Chairman Suigintou had been thoroughly led astray by certain people in the family. Her first line had Lilina's style all over it, while the second was definitely Bubble's doing...
Of course, that was not the most absurd part. What gave me an even bigger headache was that this little doll still could not write certain Chinese characters. She did not know how to write the "you" in "Chen You Was Here," so she actually used pinyin...
Just how dramatic and ridiculous was that? A full-body statue of the Empire's Head of State had not only been graffitied with "Chen You Was Here," but one of the words was crooked pinyin!
Luckily, the culprit was the Empire's Little Princess. Otherwise, in the eyes of the Shilin Apostles, who placed the emperor above all else, this definitely would not have been a mere matter of vandalism. They would have elevated it to an issue of imperial dignity. (,"")
"Flap flap—"
Having completed her prank, the little doll fluttered down from the sky. As though nothing had happened, she sat back down on my shoulder, clutching a marker that was a little too large for her. She gestured with it as she voiced her opinion. "This thing is so ugly! A sculpture dozens of meters tall—completely meaningless!"
I really wanted to teach this arrogant, bad-tempered doll a lesson and tell her that she should at least respect her dad once in a while. It would have been nice to