You Can't Do That!

Baby, You're a Dog: "Yeah, bro, it's there. In the cave mountain behind you, at the final fork, take the second path on the right. When you reach the end, shine Carlos's Eyes around and you'll see a hidden path. The quest item is beside the dragon scales. Take it back to Ermei, then you can fight the hidden boss. (rose in mouth)"

Chengdu's Greatest Romantic: "Bro, I fucking love you! Mwah mwah mwah (red lips) (red lips)"

Nan Nan: "Bro upstairs, you used the wrong emoji. It should be this one (white socks) (white socks)"

Bengbu Resident: "I'm dying."

Big Banana: "Holy shit, why is it so complicated? Good thing I have summons to use as mounts. Heh heh."

Notorious Criminal Ke Bei: "Fuck, so that's how it was. I almost missed it."

Wangzai Milk: "Damn, there wasn't even a hint? You had to figure it out entirely on your own? Who the hell could've thought of that? Did someone dig through Spirit Candle's code?"

Call Me Tall Plant: "There actually was a hint. Think carefully and you'll notice that the other paths all gave you some chests or items, but this path had nothing at all."

Little Ox-Horse: "??? Wasn't this just posted by Brother Miaozi?"

Iced Lemon Tea: "Damn it, my Body of Shattered Kindling got beaten out of me. The more I fight, the less I can win. (crying)"

Black Mountain Imp: "...Why doesn't the Spirit Candle Shop sell Dragon Starfall for this Ancient Dragon Projection... (sigh)"

Failed Man: "Huh? Even Little Monster didn't beat it? That makes me feel better. The effect of the Body of Shattered Kindling I just got was beaten out of me."

Black Mountain Imp: "How did you know that after I piled up scrolls and killed the Ancient Dragon Projection,