Three women made a play; Jiang Che simply did not dare imagine the scene of four top-tier Immortal Fairies gathered together.
But he had already greased the soles of his feet and slipped away.
"Congratulations, Jiang Che! You've taken in another peerless beauty!"
A sour voice rang beside Jiang Che's ear.
A little head poked out, her eyes fixed on Jiang Che with intense resentment.
"What peerless beauty? I'm kind of face-blind—I can't tell beauty from ugliness." Jiang Che popped a grape into his mouth, then leaned over and kissed Yu Wan'er's tender cheek.
"Hehe... can't tell beauty from ugliness, huh? I heard that Sow Immortal Lord from the Demon Race has always been madly in love with you. Why don't you marry her and bring her home?" Yu Wan'er shot Jiang Che a provocative look.
Sow Immortal Lord...
Jiang Che inwardly cursed, For fuck's sake.
As a ridiculously handsome man, being secretly admired was perfectly normal. But the thought of being secretly loved by a humanoid titan who looked like a sow and weighed a full five thousand jin was still enough to make one's hair stand on end. He had once accidentally caught a glimpse of Sow Immortal Lord's appearance and had nearly vomited up yesterday's meal.
"Get lost! I think you're asking for a beating! If I really married that Sow Immortal Lord and brought her home, you'd be the first one unhappy about it, believe it or not?"
"Hmph, I'd love nothing more! Someone with that kind of tonnage could properly crush you, you bastard!"
"Oh, right, right! Hurry up and tell me—why is Sister Yaoyao pregnant?!!!" Only then did Yu Wan'er remember why she had come.
"Why is she pregnant? Good pregnancy luck, I guess? How would I know?" Jiang Che spread his hands, looking