"Yeah, someone like me wouldn't understand."
Kira was very magnanimous about it.
"Then why don't you help me understand?"
Fake Ushio sneered. "Heh heh, nice try. But sorry, I'm not telling you anything. Beat me first."
"Fine, if you insist."
Kira held a card between his index and middle fingers, waving it in the rushing wind.
"I'm in a hurry, so I'll finish this turn."
Fake Ushio was slightly startled.
Wasn't this only his first turn? He wanted to OTK him?
But then he looked at the Goyo Guardian on his Field, then glanced at the Sakuretsu Armor in his Back Row, and sneered inwardly.
Heh, it wouldn't be that easy to take down Old Ushio in one shot.
Fake Ushio was actually looking forward to his opponent attacking recklessly out of impatience. That would make it easier for him to fall into his trap, giving him a chance instead.
"I activate the Spell Card 'Card Destruction.'" Kira said. "Both players discard their entire hands, then draw the same number of cards from their Decks."
Their entire hands were discarded, then immediately replaced.
"Next, I activate the Equip Spell 'Premature Burial.'" Kira said. "I pay 800 Life Points to revive a Monster from the Graveyard to the Field in Attack Position."
Kira, LP 4000 → LP 3200
"I Special Summon this card from my Graveyard.
Chaos Phantasm!"
Strange purple ripples spread across the ground as energy from the Graveyard began to surge violently. Accompanied by the skin-crawling squelch of writhing slime, a mass of pitch-black chaotic matter slowly seeped out through a crack leading to the Graveyard.
It writhed and expanded across the ground like a living thing, bubbles constantly rising and bursting across its surface with sticky gurgles. Its form seemed to change every second, and even