Chapter 335 Magic Show! (2)
County Party School.
The auditorium, on the "chairman's" stage.
The background accompaniment of the music continues. The music is dominated by drums and is very intense. It is probably a recording to be played with the Single Hand Brick Breaking program. After Dong Xuebin held the microphone on the stage and finished his sentence briefly, everyone's eyes turned to him. Many people didn't know there was something going on, so they all clapped and cheered for him. They were looking forward to the performance of this legendary figure Director Dong. There were still some people who knew what was going on and looked at the joke with a cold eye, followed by Huang Li, Geng Yuchao and other County Leaders, all frowning and watching how Dong Xuebin solved this problem.
Is it handled? The Power of Time and Wealth 335
It's just a loss of Dong Xuebin's face.
Not handled well?
It's not just Dong Xuebin who's embarrassed, it's also the face of Xie Huilan who promoted him to the top!
Five bricks were stacked together, almost reaching Dong Xuebin's knees. At this time, the rhythm of the music slowed down and ended, and then the next piece of music with a light rhythm began. Dong Xuebin was delayed for more than a minute before coming on. It was expected that the song would end, so he changed the song. Dong Xuebin felt that the rhythm of this song was just right, so he inserted the microphone into the stand, smiled, and gently rolled up his sleeves.
Looking at this posture, is he about to break bricks?
The deputy County Chief Geng Yuchao shook his head in his heart. What does it look like for you to split bricks with a Director of the Investment Bureau? He thought that this Little Dong's political wisdom was too poor.
Many people thought so too, but what Dong Xuebin said immediately after made many people stunned.
Dong Xuebin said with a smile, "Before we start, let me perform a magic trick for everyone."
Do magic? Isn't the program Single Hand Brick Breaking? Someone murmured below.
Changing the program temporarily? Qin Yong, Hu Silian and others looked at the stand in deep thought.
Geng Yuchao, Huang Li, Liang Chengpeng and others nodded slightly and performed magic? Change the program? It seems that Little Dong is not stupid. He knows how to avoid the important and take the easy. In the current situation, temporarily changing the program is actually a last resort. We weigh the pros and cons. This choice can also cause less shame and loss. Magic tricks are much better than splitting bricks. Mysterious and elegant, it is in line with the image of the Investment Bureau. First, change the audience's attention, use other programs to change the topic, and then ignore the matter of Single Hand Brick Breaking. This way, it can be regarded as barely fooling. The main thing is whether this magic can attract people. This is the key to changing the topic.
Dong Xuebin seemed very confident. He said to the backstage, "Can you give me a deck of playing cards?"
After a while, a staff member came up with a deck of playing cards, and the packaging was not even opened.
"Thank you." Dong Xuebin took this small prop, unpacked it, took out the cards, and held them up for everyone to see. "Everyone, please take a look. This is the deck of cards. They are ordinary poker cards sold on the street. Please also pay attention to the back of the cards. This is not a magic card. There are no marks." The camera zoomed in, and a close-up of the poker was shown on the big screen behind the "Chairman" stage. Everyone could see it clearly.
Many people below nodded, it was indeed ordinary poker.
Dong Xuebin smiled and said, "Okay, it will be easy after confirming this point. What I have to do now is to hand the playing cards into everyone's hands. Please cooperate with your leaders and colleagues. Anyone can do it. Don't let me take out a card from the poker and hold it, and don't let others see it. Wait a while, I will get lucky, and then I can guess what card is in everyone's hand."
Many people don't believe it.
Generally, to perform this kind of magic, you need to have a sitter, that is, an internal support. But many people know that Dong Xuebin is rushing to the shelves this time. There is no preparation at all. Do you want to perform this kind of magic under such circumstances? Can it be done?
Dong Xuebin handed over the card and said, "Miss Su, can you help me?" The Power of Time and Wealth 335
"I'm happy to oblige." The host Su Jia smiled and took the poker, walked off the stage, and held the cards in his hand. In this way, not only Dong Xuebin, but also other people could not see the cards.
Su Jia walks to the row of County Leaders first.
Huang Li was very considerate and said, "I'll draw one." After saying that, he reached out and pinched out a card from the middle and held it in his hand.
Geng Yuchao also stretched out his hand and took a card from it.
Later, Xiang Daofa did not move, but Xie Huilan and Chen Tongbing each took a card. After finishing this, Su Jia took the cards and walked to the back of the auditorium. Along the way, someone reached out to get the cards from time to time. At the back, Qin Yong and Hu Silian also took one from Su Jia's hand.
In the blink of an eye, half of the cards were missing.
Seeing that Su Jia still wanted to give out cards, Dong Xuebin wiped the sweat from his forehead and took the microphone and said, "Host, what, you can come back. You really risked me. If I didn't lead you to cause trouble like this, you still want to give out all the cards? My strength is limited, why don't you exhaust me to death?"
What he said was very humorous, and everyone laughed.
Su Jia covered his mouth and made a puff, then stopped dealing the cards, "Can I draw one too?"
Dong Xuebin gritted his teeth and struggled, and finally nodded as if he was ready to fight, "Pull it!"
Huang Li was very happy to see it, thinking that this little kid is quite good at adjusting the atmosphere.
Su Jia "touched" one and held it in his hand.
"Okay." Dong Xuebin rubbed his hands, "Now let me talk about the cards in everyone's hands. I am going to be lucky. Pay attention, this is the moment to witness the miracle!"
The words were so familiar that everyone laughed again.
Dong Xuebin took a deep breath, held it in, put his hands together and clenched his fists. For one second, five seconds, ten seconds, his face turned red. Suddenly, Dong Xuebin exhaled heavily, his eyes lit up and said, "The first one to get the card seems to be Huang. Let me talk about the card in Huang's hand first, diamonds, right?"
Huang Li smiled bitterly, picked up the card and showed it to him. No, he had hearts in his hand.
Dong Xuebin If I had known that my guess was wrong, how could this girl do magic? I quickly shouted "b" for three seconds!
Time retreats!
Under the watchful eyes of the audience, Dong Xuebin said, "The first one to get the card seems to be Huang. Let me talk about the card in Huang's hand first, hearts, right?"
Everyone looked at Huang.
Huang Li was stunned, raised the card slightly, and focused the camera lens on the card, hearts, it was right! The Power of Time and Wealth 335
Dong Xuebin smiled, "The next one is County Chief Geng, Spade 3!"
Geng Yuchao didn't even look at the cards himself. Hearing this, he lowered his head and opened it to see, hey, it's really Spade 3. He raised it to the camera, and there was a sudden burst of applause!
Someone shouted, "Don't say it in order!"
"Yeah, can you just dance and say it? What is this picture of mine?" Someone gave him a difficult question.
Dong Xuebin said happily, "Okay, here is this one in your hand... hey, good card, it's the king, right?"
The man was stunned and reluctantly picked up the card and showed it to everyone. He was really a king.
Now many people have noticed that all three cards were correctly spoken in a row. This is definitely not a coincidence. Of course, the words Dong Xuebin said about how he was practicing his skills are obviously unreliable. There must be some kind of skill, otherwise how can it be called magic? But no one knows what happened.
Xie Huilan smiled and said, "Where is my card?"
"County Chief Xie This one..." Dong Xuebin paused, then returned it with b and said with a smile, "It's Advertising Card."
Advertising Card, generally there is an extra card in poker, some are blank, some are advertisements. Xie Huilan gracefully held the card and made a slight movement. Sure enough, it was Advertising Card!
Bang bang bang, thunderous applause, this magic is indeed interesting!
Xie Huilan smiled and glanced at Dong Xuebin.
Then, Dong Xuebin used b to tell the cards in everyone's hands one by one, one, five, ten, without any mistakes.
Huang Li also nodded secretly, this Little Dong, there are really two times when he actually performed a show with no preparation at all in advance. Now he only needs to finish this magic, and then Single Hand Brick Breaking's program If you ignore the past and just end it, the backlash will not be that big. Of course, the impact will definitely still be there. A Single Hand Brick Breaking program was suddenly changed into a magic show. No matter how good the performance is, it is not beautiful in itself. The cadres below do not care whether you have been tricked by others, so what if you are? People will only see that you don't know how to deal with interpersonal relationships, which makes people hate you. What's more, you brought the conflict to a party for all cadres. This has a very bad impact and will make people question and resent you.
But there is nothing we can do about it now. We can only avoid the important and take the easy.
Of course, if you can really chop Single Hand Brick Breaking into the Investment Bureau's style without damaging Director of the Investment Bureau's face, this embarrassment will no longer happen and everyone will be happy, but... this is obviously unrealistic. Where are there so many things in this world that can have the best of both worlds? You blush and use your big muscles to chop bricks. Even if you chop for ten years or a hundred years, you still won't be able to chop bricks gracefully. Showing such brute force, as a Investment Bureau Top Leader, is something that doesn't show your face. Could it be that you still expect Dong Xuebin to chop flowers?
Soon, the poker show ended, and Dong Xuebin bowed to express his thanks.
But seeing this, someone still said, "By the way, isn't it Single Hand Brick Breaking?"
"Yeah, what about the brick-breaking show? I'm still looking forward to it."
"I forgot about it, right? Why did it change to a magic show? How did you sign up for the show? How could this be all wrong?"
"Isn't this fooling people?"
There were voices of dissatisfaction, and some were just looking at jokes, such as Lu Dafa, who took the lead in applauding and insisted on letting Dong Xuebin perform Single Hand Brick Breaking, hoping to make him look stupid in public. If Dong Xuebin really did it, the joke would definitely spread throughout the county.
Xie Huilan and Huang Li frowned at the same time.
Qin Yong, on the other hand, gave Dong Xuebin a hard wink and asked him to leave the show quickly. At least he was fooled by the show, which was pretty good.
However, Dong Xuebin did not end up. He looked at the audience with a smile and said something that made everyone stunned, "Haha, everyone has been waiting for a long time. Since I signed up for Single Hand Brick Breaking's show, how could I forget it? Okay, the warm-up time is over, now everyone is invited to enjoy the magic show Single Hand Brick Breaking!"