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Hutong entrance.
One car...
Two cars...
Three cars...
Before everyone could even react, Dong Xuebin had already kicked three cars in succession. Each one now bore a dusty shoeprint, their alarms blaring one after another with incessant beeping as their taillights flashed continuously. None of the longtime residents had expected Dong Xuebin to actually dare kick the cars. Those were district officials' vehicles—government cars—so they were all somewhat stunned. But once they came to their senses, they found it immensely satisfying. Those kicks had been magnificent!
They might have enjoyed it, but the traffic police certainly did not.
The young traffic cop pointed at Dong Xuebin and glared. "What are you doing?!"
Dong Xuebin smiled. "Me? I'm helping you call the owners over!"
"You're deliberately damaging property!" The older traffic cop was angry too. "You could be detained for this!"
Dong Xuebin spread his hands and smiled. "Deliberately damaging property? Detained? I'm rather puzzled. These cars were clearly parked illegally, weren't they? They blocked the hutong, wasted other people's time, and indirectly caused noise pollution that endangered the residents' lives. What could be more important than human life? There's probably nothing in this world more important than that, right? Yet despite the severity of this matter, you two haven't said a word and don't seem to have any intention of dealing with it. I kindly helped you find the owners, leaving only a few shoeprints that'll wipe right off, and now you're trying to pin a charge on me? Damaging property? Detention? Oh, you've really scared me. Why didn't I hear you shouting about detaining these car owners just now? You didn't even seem to be thinking about calling a tow truck. But the moment I did something, you two