In the end, Lu Yuan had to formally apologize and explain the whole sequence of events before she forgave him.
"So it was the Soul Satiation State. The world really is amazing."
"Only you, Older Brother, could have noticed something like that."
"Then hurry up and change back... otherwise, you'll never find a girlfriend! You scared me half to death. What girl would accept you like this?" The girl covered her face, peeking through the gaps between her fingers as she secretly watched that perverse pulsing.
The scene was weird as hell.
But she couldn't stop herself from watching.
"Hahaha, I'm working on it. Could it be that trees can't find girlfriends?"
"Foreigners might accept it. After all, foreigners even treat sheep as wives." Lu Qingqing laughed. "Also, could you stop talking sideways? You look like a wooden plank."
"Fine, I'll find you an alien sister-in-law."
"An alien is fine too, but find a pretty one." Lu Qingqing had been thoroughly frightened by him and pleaded desperately. "Like those succubi and angels on your computer, I can accept that. Nothing too perverse."
Old Lu silently thought, My mental state is perfectly fine. My tastes are absolutely normal!
"Study hard, then. We'll talk next time."
After hanging up the video call, Lu Yuan let out a long breath.
His happiness had reached some kind of peak.
Every leaf on the tree trembled slightly.
"This feels incredible."
"The meaning of life is to bully others... My philosophy of life really is correct."
The Man-Eating Flower spat out the Orange Cat as well. "So? Have you felt what it means to be alive?"
"I actually... felt it."
Old Cat said this tremblingly.
Its plump body kept twitching.
This truly was a brand-new experience, utterly unprecedented!
Making the Sacred King scream in terror... that