"HAHAHAHA! This is killing me! It's just a lousy plastic toilet, and this guy actually dared to call it some fucking 'Emperor's Divine Cauldron'?"
"Brain-dead! He's fucking brain-dead! Did this guy just escape from a mental hospital or something?"
"Who knows? Maybe Joanna's family always beat him up, and they might've beaten him stupid? Hahahaha!"
The moment Ye Chen brought out his so-called "peerless treasure," the entire birthday banquet instantly turned into a sea of laughter.
Not only did all the guests burst out laughing, but even Joanna and her parents stood there dumbfounded, having never expected things to take such a bizarre turn.
"Th-this fucking..."
Qiao Dahai was so furious that his hands trembled. "Does Ye Chen really not have a hole in his brain? How did he find the nerve to bring this piece of junk as a birthday gift at Old Madam Qiao's seventieth birthday? Did water get into his head?"
"Trash! What a useless live-in son-in-law!"
Yang Liping trembled all over in rage, her face turning the color of liver as she nearly fainted on the spot.
If not for the fact that it was Old Madam Qiao's seventieth birthday and she couldn't make a scene, she would have rushed up and unleashed a set of Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms on Ye Chen's ugly face!
"Divorce! Once this birthday banquet is over, Anna must divorce that brain-damaged bastard immediately!"
Joanna was equally stunned, and the cool goddess image she had maintained for years nearly fell apart.
She had never imagined that her live-in husband would give her such an "unparalleled, ultimate surprise."
Feeling the strange looks from the surrounding relatives and guests, along with their hushed discussions, Joanna was so embarrassed that she wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with her toes and crawl inside.
Humiliating!