How Am I Still Alive?
Chapter 1126

Cold Jokes

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"Mr. Liu, can you help remove the divine curse on me?"

"This curse is difficult to deal with? It was something a True God created at the cost of its essence? Tch, since when did that thing become so generous? And it had to make things difficult for a little mortal like me."

"What did I do? Uh, I only fed a little X to that god's incarnation. Tsk, he's way too petty."

Even Liu XiYan, a demigod who had lived for a century, was still somewhat shaken when she heard the "young man" before her say such things.

"You seem to have been a Professional for less than two years? And this curse has been around for some time."

"It really was from when I had just started out. I was around Tier 2 back then."

Well, Old Mr. Liu had also realized that this person's nature seemed to randomly fluctuate somewhere between chaotic lawful and chaotic evil.

The forest rustled softly as more shares of "Liu XiYan" arrived. They, too, had become interested in this peculiar man.

"Expel this curse? There are times when it should be quite useful. I can give you the ability to control it. Just owe me a favor."

The old man offered a rather tempting condition, but Lu PingAn shook his head upon hearing it.

". Free is the most expensive thing of all. Sometimes a favor costs more than a life. You'd better state your terms directly."

Despite the demigod standing before him, Lu PingAn did not hold back in the slightest.

On one hand, he knew that for High-Level Professionals, the weight of a "promise" was far too difficult to bear.

On the other hand, he knew the person before him would not care about his attitude. If he truly hesitated,

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