My Chat Group is Full of Female-Oriented Losers

Chu Lu straightened his collar, wiped the blood from his hands, and looked down at the corpse of the Seven Profound Sect Leader on the floor with a smile. "Master, it seems I am the one who came out on top."

He then looked toward the door and said, "The two of you peeking outside, it's time to come in."

As his voice fell, two Seven Profound Sect disciples walked in. They looked at the corpse on the ground with complex expressions.

"You have two choices now," Chu Lu said, looking at them. "First, support me as the Seven Profound Sect Leader and drag the body outside to bury it. Second, avenge him and be killed by me."

One of the Seven Profound Sect disciples revealed a hint of anger in his eyes and whispered, "Third Senior Brother, you have gone too far. It is true that Master was in the wrong, but..."

Puchi.

The disciple's eyes widened abruptly.

Before anyone knew when it happened, a throwing dart had appeared in his neck.

Blood sprayed out, and he collapsed to the ground, dead.

Chu Lu took out a second dart and looked at the other disciple. The latter was trembling and immediately knelt down, saying, "Greetings, Sect Leader!"

"Very good. Drag both of these bodies out."

"Yes!"

The bodies were gone, but the room was still filled with the stench of blood.

However, Chu Lu did not care. He had long since grown accustomed to the scent and sat down without changing his expression.

In truth, Chu Lu was not this kind of person at the beginning.

Seven years ago, when he had first transmigrated here, he still carried the civility of a modern person and the clear-eyed stupidity of a college student. After arriving in this xianxia world, he tried hard to be a good person, integrate into society, and use his advanced vision to find business opportunities, intending to first build up a fortune and then search for a chance to embark on the path of immortality.

However, after his business became successful, he was framed by a jealous villain, thrown into prison, and suffered endless torment. To prove his innocence, he spent all his wealth, searched for evidence, found witnesses, and hired lawyers, but he never expected that the villain had long since colluded with the authorities, rendering everything he did meaningless.

In the end, he was locked up for two years before being released.

When he came out, things had changed, and he had been reduced to a beggar.

That was not the end. Other beggars discovered his naturally handsome appearance and actually plotted in secret to take advantage of him. That day, he tossed and turned in anxiety, eventually deciding to flee to a dilapidated temple outside the city to hide for the night.

But he could hide for a moment, not a lifetime. So, after tossing and turning in anxiety for another night, he finally returned to the city one night, first stole a knife from a butcher's house, and then went to the City God Temple where the beggars gathered and killed them all.

It was also on that day, standing amidst the scattered corpses, that Chu Lu suddenly awakened.

He had lived the first half of his life all wrong. Doing business properly? Greeting people with a smile? Harmony brings wealth? Talking about evidence? Talking about the law?

Wrong, wrong, all wrong!

The simplest way to solve a problem is to kill the person who created it!

And so, he killed that petty man, killed the magistrate, and thereafter went on to kill corrupt merchants, mountain bandits, hypocrites, playboys, scum, rogues, bullies, fellow disciples, and even the Seven Profound Sect Leader who had intentionally taught him a severely flawed cultivation technique in an attempt to sabotage him.

He had been killing his way up to this very moment.

"But today, I can finally take a break." Chu Lu rubbed his forehead, his face showing signs of exhaustion.

The Seven Profound Sect Leader was at the Foundation Establishment Early Stage, while Chu Lu was only at the Late Qi Condensation Stage. To bridge this massive gap in strength, he had been forced to exhaust every effort into unorthodox methods.

He had been secretly practicing the Heartless Sword Technique and the Life-Taking Dart to bolster his strength, all while covertly poisoning his surroundings and investigating the Sect Leader's weaknesses.

On the surface, however, he still had to work hard at his cultivation and toil away for the man; his schedule was grueling.

Even Chu Lu found it a bit hard to bear.

"Let's see what those idiots in the Chat Group are talking about." As Chu Lu spoke, a smile couldn't help but appear on his face, and a virtual light screen resembling a chat room appeared before him.

Yes, Chu Lu had a Chat Group.

This thing was a system he had only recently awakened. There were currently seven people in the Chat Group, all of them natives of other worlds, and all of them seemed to be cultivators.

When he first found out about this, Chu Lu was incredibly excited, thinking he could exchange cultivation techniques and resources with them to promote mutual growth. These group members were also quite friendly and had actively uploaded their own techniques.

However, after Chu Lu downloaded them, he discovered they were all garbled text, and the system provided a prompt.

[Transcoding Function not activated; unable to read techniques from other worlds.]

Yet, Chu Lu had found no clues as to how to activate this Transcoding Function to this very day.

Even so, the system still provided significant emotional value.

The group members inside were more ridiculous than the last. Everyone was a talent, and they spoke so amusingly that Chu Lu loved it here. After engaging in cutthroat struggles in this cruel world, reading their chat logs made both his body and mind feel a bit more joyful.

Chu Lu scrolled through the chat history and found they were roleplaying the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Only, as the story progressed, the Weaver Girl went to report the incident to the authorities, and the bailiffs came to arrest the Cowherd, sentencing him for the crime of being a rogue.

Chu Lu: "??"

Just as Chu Lu was marveling at the broad imagination of his group members, a system message suddenly popped up in the Chat Group.

[Chat Group Notification: Luo Qingdie has joined the Chat Group.]

"Eh? A newcomer." Chu Lu was slightly surprised and immediately scrolled the chat to the bottom.

Luo Qingdie: "Um, hello everyone?"

Hua Honglian: "Welcome, newcomer."

Xu Liniang: "Welcome, newcomer."

Zhu Shanlin: "Welcome, newcomer."

Liu Ruyue: "Welcome, newcomer."

Seeing this, Chu Lu followed the crowd and sent a "Welcome, newcomer" as well.

Although the newcomer was a bit reserved at first, she gradually opened up after chatting for a while. She soon revealed her goofy nature and quickly hit it off with the other group members.

Just then, Luo Qingdie suddenly sent a message.

Luo Qingdie: "Um, actually, I've run into a bit of trouble. I was hoping you sisters could help me brainstorm some ideas."

Hua Honglian: "No problem. We're all friends here; I'll definitely give it my all."

Xu Liniang: "Is it to beat up a mistress? It's to beat up a mistress, right! Please, please tell me it's to beat up a mistress!"

Zhu Shanlin: "You've come to the right person. I'm super good at messing with people!"

Liu Ruyue: "Go ahead."

Luo Qingdie sent a few words of thanks and then got to the point: "Actually, I was recently slandered by a newly initiated disciple who claimed I stole her family heirloom jade pendant. I can't prove my innocence at all. What should I do?"

Hearing this topic, Chu Lu couldn't help but think of his own experiences, and he immediately perked up. However, he didn't chime in. After all, he had been lurking for so long that he wasn't really used to speaking up anymore.

But then, he noticed that the atmosphere in the Chat Group seemed a bit strange.

Hua Honglian: "Hiss, being slandered, huh..."

Xu Liniang: "Well, I'm more of an expert at beating up mistresses..."

Zhu Shanlin: "This seems a bit difficult..."

Liu Ruyue: "Let's change the topic."

Chu Lu: "?"

Wait, aren't you guys being a bit too dismissive? You're backing out without even asking for the details?

At this moment, Hua Honglian asked again: "By the way, what kind of person is this new disciple?"

Luo Qingdie: "Her name is Liu Yan'er. She likes to wear pink, and every movement she makes is full of charm. She also loves to act spoiled; the disciples in the sect lose their minds just from a single glance from her. She's also malicious. I didn't want to take her in at first because her aptitude wasn't good enough, but then she started spreading rumors behind my back, saying I only refused her because I was jealous of her beauty. To prove my innocence, I was forced to take her in."

Hua Honglian: "Ah, this... she sounds like a vixen."

Xu Liniang: "Definitely a vixen."

Zhu Shanlin: "A textbook vixen."

Liu Ruyue: "Same here."

Chu Lu: "?"

--What is a seductress?

Luo Qingdie: "So, do you sisters have any ideas?"

Hua Honglian: "..."

Xu Liniang: "..."

Zhu Shanlin: "..."

Liu Ruyue: "..."

Hua Honglian: "Why don't we just let it go? Taking a step back broadens the horizon."

Xu Liniang: "I'm not very good at dealing with seductresses."

Zhu Shanlin: "Dear, my advice here is to steer clear."

Liu Ruyue: "She is a seductress; you can't outplay her."

Chu Lu: "?"

--What on earth is this seductress?!

Luo Qingdie sent a crying emoji and said: "I can't, I have no way to back down."

"Why?" everyone asked in unison.

Chu Lu was also very curious.

But Luo Qingdie didn't answer immediately. On the chat screen, it showed she was typing, but she seemed to be struggling with the answer. After a long while, her message finally appeared.

Luo Qingdie: "Well... to be honest with you all, I've actually been reborn."

Chu Lu: "What!?"

Hua Honglian: "Oh."

Xu Liniang: "Okay."

Zhu Shanlin: "Mm."

Liu Ruyue: "Read."

Chu Lu: "??"

--Wait, why are your reactions so indifferent? That's a rebirth!

Chu Lu spoke up to ask, but he was fiercely criticized by them and told not to interrupt, to just keep listening to Luo Qingdie. Chu Lu had no choice but to hold it in.

"In my past life, I was accused by my Master, my senior brother, my disciples, and everyone else in the sect. I tried using a Mind Reading Technique or similar spells to make her tell the truth, but she would just start wailing, and it would turn into me using demonic arts to force her to lie. I couldn't defend myself, so I had to bite the bullet and admit it was my fault."

Luo Qingdie began to recount the sequence of events.

"But later, I realized that this incident was actually a test. Once the slander succeeded, she began to treat me with increasing malice. She first seduced my disciple, then demanded all the pills and resources I had given him. I was furious and went to confront her, but she just cried and claimed the disciple gave them to her voluntarily and that it had nothing to do with her. My disciple even turned against me, calling me an old hag and telling me to stop meddling in his business, saying he could give his pills to whoever he wanted."

"Then, she seduced my senior brother, tricking him into demanding my Spiritual Treasure, claiming she needed it to nourish her body. I refused to give it up, and my senior brother pointed at my face and cursed me, calling me selfish and unwilling to help a fellow disciple. Then, he forcibly snatched my Spiritual Treasure away."

"Next, she seduced my Master, getting him to come and take the Spiritual Plants I had carefully tended to. This time, I was scared, so I offered a tenth of the harvest, hoping they would leave quickly. However, Liu Yan'er said it was too little. My Master flew into a rage, ignored my protests, and stormed into my herb garden, clearing out all the Spiritual Plants in one go. He even took my best Pill Furnace and made me act as his assistant to tend the fire."

"But even then, she wasn't satisfied. Finally, she set her sights on my body, wanting to transplant my Phoenix Bone. This time, I refused to the death, so they had no choice but to give up."

"However, afterward, they actually used the Disciplinary Hall's Immortal Locking Array to trap me and beat me until I was severely injured. Then, my disciple acted as an assistant, my senior brother held me down, and my Master did the deed himself. While they cursed me for being selfish, despicable, and shameless, they dug out my Phoenix Bone, Dao Foundation, and Spiritual Roots, transplanting them all into Liu Yan'er."

"I was left on the brink of death. After I recovered, my cultivation was completely gone, and I was reduced to a mortal. They then declared that someone like me wasn't qualified to remain in the sect and drove me out. I struggled in the mortal world for many years, was betrayed several more times, and finally managed to settle down. But then, my Master and the others appeared again."

"It turned out that Liu Yan'er was never at ease; she worried I might make a comeback, so she begged my Master and the others to strike again and cut the weeds at the root."

"After that, I was reborn."

"Now, there are only two days left until she slanders me for stealing."

After this long story was finished, the atmosphere in the Chat Group changed completely.

Hua Honglian: "Sister, your life is so miserable."

Xu Liniang: "Wuwuwu."

Zhu Shanlin: "Too much, that is way too much!"

Liu Ruyue: "Tears."

Luo Qingdie: "Sisters, do you understand how I feel?"

Hua Honglian: "I understand, I understand all too well."

Xu Liniang: "I can't, I can't stop the tears."

Zhu Shanlin: "Don't recall it. Don't recall it. Don't recall it."

Liu Ruyue: "Crying a river."

Afterward, they began frantically spamming crying emojis, filling the entire screen.

Chu Lu felt his blood pressure soaring as he watched.

Only those who have experienced the same pain can truly empathize with one another.

How could Luo Qingdie's experiences be any different from the things Chu Lu had endured in the past?

This world just doesn't let good people live!

Chu Lu typed furiously: "Beasts! A bunch of beasts! Everyone around you is a beast! I'm going to kill them all!"

Luo Qingdie: "Thank you, I feel much better."

"Feeling better isn't enough." Chu Lu continued typing: "We have to solve the problem. Don't worry, we will definitely help you. We absolutely won't let you suffer like you did in your past life."

"Thank you, but what should I do?"

Chu Lu rubbed his chin in thought. He felt that in the face of such a difficult situation, the first step was to understand the circumstances as much as possible so that he could formulate targeted countermeasures. So he asked: "What is your current cultivation level?"

Luo Qingdie: "Mahayana Stage."

"I see." Chu Lu looked troubled and muttered to himself: "This cultivation level is indeed weak..."

"Wait, what is your cultivation level!?" Chu Lu roared.

"Mahayana Stage."

Chu Lu was stunned for a moment, then shook his head violently: "Wait, wait, wait, there must be some misunderstanding here."

So he asked again: "Then what are the cultivation levels of your masters, fellow disciples, and that vixen?"

"Currently, Liu Yan'er is at the Qi Refining Early Stage, my disciple is at the Foundation Establishment Middle Stage, my senior brother is at the Spirit Transmutation Early Stage, and my master is at the Tribulation Transcendence Early Stage."

"Then is the gap in strength between them and you large?"

"It's quite large, I suppose." Luo Qingdie said: "I am the only Mahayana Stage cultivator in this world, and I possess a Phoenix Bone, a Heavenly Dao Foundation, and top-grade spiritual roots. I have also trained in the Endless Sea; I am considered the Number One Cultivator Under Heaven."

"In other words, they are no match for you at all. The gap between you is even greater than that between an ant and an elephant? You could kill them all with a single finger?" Chu Lu asked.

"More or less."

Chu Lu: "..."

"Then why don't you just fight back, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"